IT’S NO JOKE WEISENHEIMER ~ I WANT JUSTICE ~

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If anyone is ‘STILL’ having trouble working out if the post underneath about the AFP Assistant Commissioner Colin Winchester’s so called death outside of his house was some sort of sad weird sick small minded joke then you should either stop drinking and doing so much drugs as well as tribbing and\or butt (sic) sex, or perhaps take up drink drugs and rampant metrosexual butt (sic) sex perversions? ~ I’m not saying it’ll help you mind you, only implying you’re so fcuking stupid that getting shitfaced and gang banged by people stupider than you ain’t gonna make you any stupider ~ You’ll go to bed shitfaced screwed and stupid, then wake up sober without your anal virginity and still be stupid, too ~

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OF COURSE THE WINCHESTER POST WAS NO FCUKING JOKE, FOOL ~

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http://spacelizardlaw.com/2014/08/27/colin-winchester-youre-a-damned-faker-you-fool/

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On the other hand most (Tho not all) of these posts underneath ‘ARE’ jokes ~ That doesn’t mean that all they imply isn’t half true, merely all except one ‘ARE’ written as jokes and, well, if you find them funny, maybe you’re not so stupid after all? ~ Just hungover? 🙂

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My new-blog which is a bit lighter than this is on the following link ~

http://thediplomaticwhore.wordpress.com

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THE SAD CASE OF RADIO SHOCK-JOCK DARREN HUNCH’S INVISIBLE PENIS ~

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Knock-knock-knock came the loud knock on the door of the ex 3AW radio presenter’s flat ~

There were 2 mean looking bulky police standing outside, not looking very friendly indeed ~

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“We’d like to talk to you about your invisible penis Mr Hunch” one of the officers said as soon as he’d opened the door, getting straight to the point without beating around the Bush’s looking for any invisible penis’s that may have been hidden there prior to their arrival upon the scene to interview their main suspect ~ “Officer ~ I don’t have an invisible penis” Hunch immediately protested in his best nice-guy voice, then thought he’d better invite them inside before the neighbors noticed ~ Once inside, he offered the officers a cup of tea and a small bribe of a few $1000 each, an offer both declined out of hand ~ “Your invisible penis has reportedly been involved in several recent cases of serious child sexual assault Mr Hunch ~ We wonder if you’d have any comment to make on that” said the quieter smaller policeman to the famous Australian shock jock radio star ~

“Officers ~ Has anyone actually ‘SEEN’ this alleged invisible penis of mine, alleged to be have been involved in these alleged sexual assaults on children?” Hunch asked both coppers at once, knowing full well he was asking a definitive double negative of absurd proportions and was also overdoing it with the ‘ALLEGED’ word ~ “We’re not falling for that Mr Hunch” said the bigger cop to the ex 3AW radio star ~ “We both know you can’t actually see an invisible penis ~ We also know how all you shock jock radio presenter pedophiles and your invisible penis’s work now” ~ Hunch wondered how the secret had got out ~ Did one of his political connections who also used an invisible penis for their child sexual assaults crack under the strain? ~ Immediately he thought he’d better call his lawyer, a Queen’s Counsel (Snicker) on the spot, then decided to play his hand ~

“Officers ~ I assure you from my heart of hearts ~ I’ve got ‘NOTHING’ to hide” ~ He thought that quip was a pretty good one, yet noticed neither copper seemed to get it, then went on “I’ve built my entire radio career around fearlessly speaking out against the types of evil people who’d try to use an invisible penis to commit child sexual assault ~ If I knew anything at all about these things I’d tell you straight away, then do an entire week on radio ranting about it” Hunch said, wondering if he had enough material already to put in front of the producer of his new radio show in Sydney, a brilliant woman with not a single shred of decency or true honesty left anywhere within her ~ Noting both cops looked a little uneasy when he mentioned his huge media profile power, Hunch carried on with his forward momentum ~ “Officers ~ I’m being honest with you ~ I assure you I’ve never had nor used an invisible penis in my entire life ~ I wouldn’t even know one if I saw one” ~

He thought his response was pretty witty there and immediately started thinking of various spin off lines to follow on, forgetting for a moment the 2 large and still pretty angry looking cops standing in his lounge room ~ Remembering his manners, once again he asked each if they were sure they wouldn‘t like “A cup of tea, and maybe an Anzac biscuit along with a small bribe?” ~ “We’re not here for tea and biscuits Mr Hunch” both coppers said in unison, “Or any of that other stuff you mentioned either” ~ They both went on to state, once again for the record, that extremely serious allegations involving him “Sexually assaulting children with an invisible penis” had been made by several victims, and they were determined to look into it and see it through to the end ~

Thinking on his feet, Hunch said to neither cop in particular that he’d long known of a local Roman Catholic bishop who was alleged to have an invisible penis ~ There were allegations of ‘HIM’ and his allegedly invisible penis being involved in serial sexual assaults against the younger members of his church choir recently ~ He said he’d been on the man’s trail for years and was determined to bring the full truth regarding his alleged invisible penis and alleged sexual assaults to light ~ Seeing they were getting nowhere, both police rose and began to excuse themselves ~ They said they’d no doubt be back soon to make further inquiries regarding Hunch’s alleged involvement in sexual assaults on children using an allegedly invisible penis, but for now they advised him to seek some serious legal representation because the alleged allegations were gaining credibility daily ~

“WE’LL SEE OURSELVES OUT MR HUNCH” said the cops to the ex 3AW shock-jock ~

‘Well don’t trip over my invisible penis as you do’ Hunch thought to himself as they did so ~

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JACK AND THE (Real) MAGIC-BEANSTALK STORY ~

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Long long ago in a non existent country far far away from Italy, a young illegitimate Neapolitan Jew bastard named Jack was taking his cow to market to sell her for as much gold as he could get like his dear old mom told him to, so they could buy enough food to survive for the winter ~ Along the way he met a peddler who offered to swap him some magic beans in exchange for the valuable cow ~ As the young man was not too smart any day the sun rose in the East and set in the West like it usually did 365 days of the year, or at least did most years within the living memory of humankind, he decided swapping a cow for some magic beans was a pretty good deal all up ~

This he proceeded to do and received a large bag of tender yummy magic beans in exchange for the dumb cow that he’d always hated milking anyway ~ Because he was understandably hungry after such a long walk, this young Neapolitan (Illegitimate) Jew bastard started to absent mindedly eat the bag of tender ripe magic beans he got for the cow his mom told him to sell ~ Matter of fact, by the time he got home he’d eaten every single one of them bar one ~ Thinking his mom would still be pleased he’d bought a magic bean home he proudly set the magic bean on the table and almost told his mom the whole truth, only leaving out the bit about eating all of the rest of the magic beans ~

His old mom was ‘FURIOUS’ over his foolishness ~ After spanking him and sending him to bed without any supper, she threw the one useless remaining bean that cost her an entire cow out of the window where it fell on the ground ~ The very next morning two very peculiar things had happened to both that one remaining magic bean, and to the boy too ~ The first peculiar thing that happened was, when they both awoke, there was a truly massive beanstalk growing right next to the window where the boy’s mom had thrown what she thought was the useless magic bean out ~ It was literally six feet wide and towered so high into the sky that the top of the stalk disappeared into the clouds, and already sprouted the biggest most bountiful crop of tender beans she’d ever be likely to see ~

The second peculiar thing that happened was, when the young boy came out into the kitchen, she was shocked to see that overnight the poor young bastard’s penis had grown to be bigger than he was by a good foot ~ He was struggling even to lift it ~ Fearing ridicule from the townsfolk once they saw what had happened to her boy, his mom made the young boy climb the beanstalk to hide from the neighbors ~ Up and up and up the boy climbed, straining every fiber of muscle in his entire body to both climb the beanstalk to hide like his mom said, as well as carry his penis on his shoulders while he was doing so ~ Luckily, the story had a happy ending, because once the young Jew bastard called Jack finally reached the top of the beanstalk he found a large uninhabited land where everything magic grew on it’s own ~ After eating the fruit of the plants of that land he grew much taller and got bigger and bigger himself, yet his penis remained exactly the same size ~

Soon everything was right for poor young Jack except for one thing ~ He was on his own with a 7 ft long penis and no one to share it with or even brag to about it ~ He kept on dropping notes down to his dear old mom ‘IMPLORING’ her to find a nice young girl for him and feed her as many magic beans as she could, then, when her female parts grew so large the rest of that land began to shun her, could his dear old mom please tell her to climb up that fcuking beanstalk ASAP ~ HEY ~ Of course this is pretty fcuking stupid, and obviously isn’t fcuking true either you dumb fcuk, and 2 jets didn’t bring down 3 skyscrapers as well, so what are you gonna do? ~ It’s still a pretty damn good fairy story tho isn’t it, don’t you think? ~ Just like 911 was, Huh? ~ Hmmm? ~

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THE GOOSE, THE DONKEY, THE GOLDEN EGGS, AND THE QUEEN ~

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Once upon a time (Meaning it didn’t really quite happen the way it’s being told) there was a goose that laid magic golden eggs ~ When the Grand Worshipful Master goose-egg gatherer who cared for the flock the golden goose was in noticed, he immediately notified the queen who owned the flock of geese the goose was in ~ That ‘GWM’ was always loyal to his monarch to a fault, tho in truth he was secretly anxious to get out of the goose-egg gathering business and move up in the world and to that end sucked up to anyone he could ~ He wanted out of illuminated goose egg gathering and had done so for years, always anxious to “Move forward” as the saying goes ~

When the queen heard his story she was, of course, incredulous ~ Yet her curiosity was piqued and her greed was goaded, so she placed her royal bottom on the back of her royal donkey and then she proceeded to travel to the farm where the goose who laid the golden eggs was ~ ‘HONK’ said the goose who laid golden eggs when she saw the queen ~ ‘HONK’ said the gander who was anxiously looking to see what would happen to his golden-girl ~ ‘HEE-HAW HEE-HAW HEE-HAW’ said the queen’s donkey, braying loudly to no one in particular ~ “We are not amused” said the queen ~

(‘Fcuk-this’ said the royal goose-egg gatherer to himself ~ ‘I really hate this fcuking job’)

Dismounting her donkey, the queen made an appraisal of her farmyard surroundings, found the geese yard (It being the yard with all of the geese in it) then began to inquire of her illuminated golden goose egg handler exactly which goose it was that was responsible for the laying of the golden eggs ~ “It’s whatever goose was the last one to sit up there on that there tattered old gold painted throne your majesty’s mom used to sit on when she was queen, Mam” the man replied ~

Giving her goose handler a veiled ‘OFF WITH YOUR HEAD’ look if he was wrong, the queen then began to give the goose sitting on her mom’s old throne the best steely eyed off with your head ‘Queen look’ she could muster within those rather odd tawdry circumstances ~ After wasting about 20 mins she became quite tired of this and she also felt rather silly while she sat there on the dirt in the geese yard staring up at a goose sitting in her mom’s old throne ~ Ordering her goose handler to remove the goose and brush the chair off, she promptly sat down on the throne ~

Then she had her goose-handler bring another chair for the goose to sit on ~

Time passed ~ More time passed ~ Then even more time passed after that ~

Suddenly, the queen began to get a rather mortified look on her face, looking almost in panic both left and right as if at nothing and no one, then looked extremely pained as well ~ Suddenly to her royal goose handler’s fearful surprise she let out a deafening royal ‘HONK’ and then she almost immediately raised her royal butt to look where she’d previously sat ~ Low and behold, a large golden goose egg was sitting right there on the throne where she’d previously been sitting ~

Warning her royal goose handler of the horrible fate that would befall him if a word of this reached the ears of anyone back at the court, she quickly mounted her donkey with her golden egg and then traveled back to the palace where she had her donkey executed ~ Nobody was too sure why, tho it was just assumed it was cause he always acted like an ass ~ That particular royal chair is now back in high security storage somewhere on mainland Britain, while the goose handler escaped to the land of Oz where he now works writing annoying little ditties to humor the queen, among others ~

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(Cor’-blimey ~ Honest Guv’ ~ It’s a fair cop ~ You got me to rights now you-‘ave)

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LITTLE HAN’S AND BIG HAN’S ~

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In the beginning sometime round the 8th day of creation a few days after creating Adam 6000 yrs ago or 800 million yrs ago, depending on which particular myth you go by, the Lord God Almighty began to make the tribes of Hans ~ Matter of fact, God made three of them ~ At first God made the first tribe (sic) known as the tribe of “Big Hans” (Dans) who all had really really big (Huge) hands along with most other parts of their anatomy ~ Then, after the elephants began bitterly complaining that the tribe of ‘Big Hans’ were making them all feel a bit inadequate, God took their foreskins off of them to make the tribe of “Not so big Hans” (Dans) to keep the elephants from bitching ~

As he had a small amount of foreskin left over, almost as an afterthought, the Lord God also made for himself the tribe of “Little Hans” too, whose hands were really not much smaller than those of the tribe of “Not so big Han’s” hands were as a matter of fact, however their dcik’s were certainly extremely tiny by comparison, so at least the rats mice and ferrets were pretty happy about it all ~

Then the Lord became exceedingly wroth with all three Han’s (Dan’s) for the way they carelessly transgressed his unwritten law by not remembering not to ever fail to not forget to never carelessly transgress his unwritten law, whatever the fcuk it was ~ The Lord became wroth with the tribes of Han’s (Dan’s) and repented himself of having ever created such dcik’s to inhabit his earth ~

Tho the Han’s (Dan’s) fasted and petitioned the Lord, asking him with sorrowful repentant hearts in all sincerity to tell them what unwritten law they’d transgressed, his wrath only grew greater in the sight of man (Han) so he smote earth with seven great plagues as a punishment for all of their sins of transgression ~ First, he gave them a plague of butt-sex when he created the ancient sacred and sublime order of modern Masonry (sic), commanding all Masons to always all wear funny undies with flaps in both back and front any time they attended lodge so when they performed the Lord’s compulsory anal-sex rituals at the lodge master’s command, they could rightly worship the Lord’s holy name in doing so, yet wouldn’t reveal their flabby naked butts in his sight ~

(Plus, for some reason, silly little lambswool aprons to hide the rather silly looking undies)

Second, he gave the earth seven different kinds of religion under secret Masonic control who all hated each other with total hypocrisy yet loved to pretend the exact opposite ~ Then he smote the earth with the two party political system bringing all the types of war where if you win you lose and if you lose you lose, and you pay them for the privilege ~ After temporarily running out of ideas for a while, he came up with hordes of gnats frogs and flies and suchlike which were later used by the other god guy in Egypt with such stunning success ~ Meanwhile, when the three tribes of the Hans (Dans) still didn’t repent of the transgression of breaking the Lord God’s unwritten law which he wouldn’t tell them or even write down, the Lord God then decided to smite all of their firstborn sons and daughters with a terrible sexual malaise that forced them all to become gay or bisexual and then go into the ministry as a Rabbi priest or Mullah, or into the electronic or print media ~

Finally, acting in extreme anguish of soul cause of his people’s determination to always break his unwritten law, the Lord himself came down to become one of them so that by his example of not transgressing unwritten law, they’d all learn to never again forget not to ever fail to remember not to forget to remember what they didn’t bloody know in the first place ~ When the three tribes of Han (Dan) finally saw the Lord God Almighty standing there in the flesh as one of them, after all those plagues he sent upon them, they all rose up as one and slew him right there on the spot ~

Maybe not killing innocent people was the unwritten law they oft broke? ~

Of course none of this is true and no one will believe a word of it, right? ~

So hey ~ What about if I write it all down on some gold plates, Moroni? ~

Joseph Smith may or may not have been sane, yet he was on the square ~

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WHY TONTO AND THE LONE RANGER BECAME SUCH GOOD PALS ~

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A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing folks ~ Bearing that in mind, the true identity of all of the men involved in the following true (Tho not completely) imaginary story is a top secret eyes only official US Govt Blue Book secret ~ It’s so top secret that if the real Lone Ranger was ever to find out anyone below 5A Level 23 double-double black op US Govt Delta Group Security (sic) had discovered his real name in relation to any of the hidden facts that any open exposure of this farcical fanciful story might generate, he’d quickly be forced to ring a few old Pentagon pals and get them to call a full CENTCOM authorized worldwide code red terror alert in response ~ If that ever occurs, and it might (Or might not) then pretty soon every last member of your family might die just in case you’d told them the terrible terrible secret of his that no one else must ever learn ~

(It’s a secret that’s so terrible it’s hard to think of it without feeling just a tad nervous myself)

There’s no way to break this truth about the Lone Ranger’s best buddy to you easily, yet the reality is Tonto is gay and always has been since him, Randolph Scott and Ronnie Reagan shared a beach house in Malibu back in the bad old days of Hollywood Washington and New York, where no one ever got ‘AHEAD’ unless they both gave and received a little ‘BEHIND’ too as well ~ (sic) ~

The point is the Indian in the Lone Ranger movies who always acts so manfully whenever the Lone Ranger is in a fix, is completely fcuking gay like Randolph Scott and Ronnie Reagan both secretly were all along ~ Now everyone in the business expected Reagan and Scott to get outed eventually, although not so much once Reagan became president, yet never the Lone Ranger’s pal Tonto ~

It didn’t even help that Tonto went on to become a real life V(I)P under some other cowboy’s son in Washington’s Hollywood style politics, or is it fiction? ~ Thing is, there’s nothing really wrong with being gay, and especially nothing wrong with gay cowboys in the movies or in real life either whether it’s like with Ron Reagan and Randolph Scott, or in Hollywood like Heath Ledger in the Brokeback Mountain thing, or with Chris Rock in some of his lesser cowboy kung fu movies ~

However, even today, no one really expects gay Indians in the movies, and they certainly don’t expect to see the Lone Ranger and Tonto do the old Yiddish version of a horizontal Polish Polka halfway through a movie while saving passengers on a runaway stage coach and rounding up the cattle rustlers and catching masked bank-robber gangs as well ~ Anyway, the thing with the Lone Ranger is although he’s definitely not gay, he sure ‘DID’ have ‘A LOT’ of loud gay sex on CIA company time with a non Indian nicknamed Tonto who was gay, and there’s the problem ~

It’s a big image thing ~ Everything in American politics and media is secretly gay now ~

The higher you go the gayer it gets too ~ You’ll probably find out soon their god is gay ~

That’s partially why, if the Lone Ranger’s real identity was to leak out and the world was to then learn at the same time that Tonto was gay and in the 70‘s him and the Lone Ranger were closer than a cowboy and his saddle, or a horse and a saddle, or a cowboy and a saddle on a horse, or a cowboy and a horse and a saddle + an Indian riding bareback on those long cold lonely nights on the trail, it could easily lead to a huge crisis in confidence in the full faith and fairness of the entire American political system ~ If the tremors from that revelation shook the foundations of the American psyche it might reach all of the way up to Wall St via the White House, and from there to the Pentagon ~

However, with my own high level security clearance (sic) it’s a secret I’m actually at liberty to tell you straight up. long as it’s done in such a way as the real identity of the real Lone Ranger remains hidden from public knowledge until the end of time itself, or the US Govt finally pays off it’s US Fed interest debt, or people find out that the “Lone Ranger” was one of the old CIA nicknames of a US Defense Secretary in the 00‘s and he still knows how to access all of the old launch codes from the football thing ~ Again, the Lone Ranger was definitely never gay ~ He just fcuked Tonto and a whole lot of other guys in the ass who were gay, just to get ahead and serve his country ~ So I’ll just be careful not to let the cat out of the bag ~ Not for the Lone Ranger’s sake mind you ~ It’s only for the sake of the safety and security of the American people ~ That’s what really matters ~

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Some may find reading my sarcasm is just like swimming thru treacle ~

Others may drown in it while jerking themselves off in the next election ~

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DOES ANYBODY WANT TO BUY SOME INTEREST RATES? ~

(We can sell you a few superpowers too if you want ~ Pretty cheap) ~

THE LORD (God) ALWAYS RULES IN ZION, OR SO THEY SAY ~

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Accurate financial historians and practical historical records of the finance of wars from the times of the gold thefts of the Knight Templars onwards reveal a world which runs on very different ideas than what average ‘VOLK’ are told ~ Starting with the theft of Egypt’s gold silver and jewelery by the so called slaves of Egypt along with the murders of Egypt’s firstborn, the early Zionist Jews had managed to carry away ‘ALL’ of Egypt’s wealth as they left, as indeed Moses himself records ~

In all of the other aggressive raids they went on, the ones where all of the men women and children were murdered, where the babies were dashed against stones to kill them like you’d hit a rabbit on the back of the neck, where the pregnant women were ripped open and only the young virgins they fancied were spared as slaves and as baby-making machines, raids where even the cattle sheep and frigging donkeys were slaughtered as the early Mosaic books records, where the spoils were always then taken into “The Lord’s Treasury” (Snicker) as the phrase goes, shows one of the most insane fascist demonic races throughout history, yet that’s just Zion’s lord’s (God’s) fault, right? ~

All fine and good, except once Moses himself had been bumped off (He was) whoever controlled the treasury after that also controlled the people ~ In the early Israelite period old King Solomon came up with a really clever idea about how to create control over the entire known world thru a series of profitable wars always based on a banking system based on all of the looted wealth which these early Zionists had already stolen from others as it’s described above in Genesis ~

The system Solomon inherited from near 12,000 years ago and then developed, revolved around a complicated system of intermarriage, where offspring of Solomon’s 1200 offspring would all marry into the royal houses of ‘ALL’ the kingdoms of the world, then while they were always appearing to be intelligently serving their adopted countries best interests, the reality was they never ceased to plot plan scheme and conspire to destabilize the structure of the state they were in as well as work hard to ensure that anyone who had practical solutions to create better outcomes would always be kept on the outer fringes of political power ~ In effect, they’d always be creating a war in response to a war where those involved need to borrow money to survive, then you work out a way to loan both sides the money (Gold) to finance the war ~ If done well it soon creates a form of financial exchange where only you control the gold, and then you loan it to the people you wish to conquer, if possible stealing ‘THEIR’ natural wealth first to finance someone else to do it, with the added bonus of subjugating both sides of any conflict to those with the gold to finance them both ~

(Both Iraq and Libya recently lost ‘MASSIVE’ amounts of gold to world Zionism’s bankers)

(Seriously ~ Iraq lost 1000‘s of tons of gold to Americans and Libya also lost all it’s gold too)

The cunning rort of conquering an entire people or country by using their own stolen wealth against them gained many names over time, yet the name “Solomon’s Gold” was the one that stuck inside the hallowed halls of illuminated Masonry whenever they discussed behind closed doors how smart the first Mason King Solomon was ~

They seem to forget the first nation he ever did it to was his own which then fractured and slowly spiritually dissipated for 3000 years as those (Jews) with the gold used the gold they stole to dominate subjugate and control those (Jews) who had no gold and that’s how it stands to this day ~ Truth be told, Solomon was the world’s first Wall St robber baron, only with the duplicitous early Masonic occultist structure he placed upon the Mosaic ideas he took all the people’s souls as well as took all of their money, something those who’ve inherited his ways still pride themselves on doing well ~ Their best party trick is still to gain control of all of the gold in a country’s treasury, then use that gold by loaning the financial leverage the Jewish and Masonic financial machine builds around it, loaning that back to the people who owned it, in the process so breaking the collective spirit will and morality of the survivors that all become servile ~

(Roughly every 500 years the whole system burnt down which was something the old Egyptians who had preceded Solomon in knowledge wisdom and power had noticed, using the myth of the Phoenix to describe the process of regeneration after, when a new generation would rise to the fore and try to put the pieces of a functional humanity back together again, only to have the illuminated wise old bastards who secretly claim they’re born to rule creep back into the picture with the stocks of their horded gold and silver they’d stashed away for more favorable times when the collective memory of the masses would have forgotten just how fcuking totally stupid the ‘ORDER OF THE AGES’ was when judged by anything other than trick occultist questions and deceptive political responses)

It’s what Sol’ did himself to Israel, and he was very very bloody good at it ~ There are some (Many) in the Masonic lodge who still claim Solomon was one of the most brilliant (Wisest) men who ever lived ~ Heh Heh Heh ~ Al Capone and Dutch Shultz + Bugsy Siegel and Meyer Lansky had absolutely nothing on old Sol’ ~ Imagine that Ay? ~ Gaining control of a country’s treasury and then loaning their own money back to them to conquer them ~ Heh Heh ~ Now can that really happen in the real world? ~ Shades of the US Fed for the last 100+ years and the $18 Trillion in yearly interest payments America pays it’s own private banking system for the privilege of using it’s own money being used to defeat itself ~ It’s not just them getting it in the ass tho ~

England Germany France Spain Greece Portugal etc, indeed the entire post WW2 European Union economy was financed by massive amounts of gold which the Nazis stole for the Zionists in the US Fed who’d originally funded WW2 Nazism from the money they asset stripped from Wall St in the 1929 crash, after the US Fed itself was financed by the gold which England stole from Russia, then loaned a small part of it back to Marx and Lenin to finance communism before financing Japan to steal China’s and South East Asia’s gold at the same time they used Mussolini to channel the gold to financing Mao Tse Tung, using Europe’s and China’s gold to completely asset strip the USA financial and industrial base under Reagan and England under Thatcher, and all run by Masons ~

They used some of that stolen gold to finance Glasnost in the USSR and asset stripped Russia before doing it again under the man you think is Putin (Double cross) with Masonic oligarchs who descend from Jews yet have often changed their names again running the same old inflationary bait switch and make your victims pay game as they’ve done everywhere else ~ And yet secretly Zionist Masons think Solomon was the wisest man on earth? ~ Hmm ~ Well-well ~ There you go ~

Al Capone Dutch Shultz Bugsy Siegel and Meyer Lansky got ‘NUTTIN’ on Sol’ ~

Now is this bit as funny as the previous two? ~ It depends on how crazy you are ~

What about the next bit of satire? ~ If religion is the opiate of the masses, have the Masons under world Zionism completely cornered the entire fcuking world market on the world (Religious) opiate trade for the last few 1000 years? ~ Do they make a killing? ~ Should I have become a Charismatic preacher a few yrs ago and built a billion dollar mega-church based round telling every single fool whatever the fcuk they wanted to hear about how their government loves them and their banks still respect their smoking asses? ~ Eh? ~ Allah-Khayyam and Shalom ~ Pass an Xtian falafel so we can figuratively eat the bodies of 2 million dead Muslims to worship our gawd in the sacrament ~

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THE GREAT GROIN-GOD IN THE SKY ~

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According to reliable myths contained within yet to be unearthed records among ancient Arcadian scriptures pointing to legends that descend from the greatest of antiquity, there was once a giant 36 ft tall Adamic priest called Yonkers ~ Yonkers was a pretty odd name for a 400,000 y\o ancient Arcadian priest, that’s obviously granted, yet back in his day when he swaggered around with that 6 ft penis of his swaying in the breeze while he was doing the lord’s work (Ancient Arcadian priests always walked naked) none of the little people (Humans) ever dared let any sign of amusment or mockery at his name show for fear of divine retribution from the great god that Yonkers served, said god being his 6 ft long penis ~

Eventually, as is the way of all flesh, Yonkers died and was carried into the bosom of the great penis in the sky ~ From that moment in time on, any time anyone joined the Masonic Lodge and claimed to be the reincarnation of the mighty priest Yonkers, they’d give them a 24″ square x ruler and a compass and tell them to map the size of their penis three times by charting the distance from their assholes from the tips of their (Supposedly) 6 ft long penis 30 times 3 using the Masonic compass, before faithfully reporting back to the lodge master at the next full lodge meeting with their findings ~ Once the numbers were crunched and the ancient manuscipts were reviewed and the oracles were consulted, it was usually deemed that any Mason who claimed to be Yonkers reincarnated yet who didn’t have a 6 ft long penis when measured from their asshole to the very tip of their penis was in fact merely a bald faced liar as well as being totally fcuking ‘BONKERS’ rather than Yonkers, and thereafter they’d never get past the 30th degree in their lifetime ~

I-swear this is all true ~ I read it on the internet ~

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OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER ~ As I’ve never been advised by my non-existent lawyers to ever claim any of my humor never meant nothing, I’ll take this moment to point out that it’s all 100% true the moment you get the bigger picture hidden among the funny bits, as well as point out that although all of my serious bits in the last part or elsewhere are occasionally funny, that sure as chicken shit follows chicken salad don’t mean they’re inconsequential or frivolous ~ And how will you ever know you got the bigger picture hidden among the funny bits, or the funny bits casually placed smack bang in the middle of all of the serious stuff? ~

Well, you’ll either feel so liberated you’ll be quietly chuckling to yourself all day about it, or you’ll so seriously bounce between your mirth and clinical depression that you’d be a clear and present danger to yourself and everyone else, even if you were housed in the criminally insane division of the Rikers Island Prison over in New York, a place where most of the bigger targets of my political humor should’ve long been breakfasting ~

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Mr Daniel ~

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Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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