How ex-Catholic Zionist-Jew Bill Maher goes to hell ~

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Three comedians arrive at the Pearly Gates all claiming to be Bill Maher ~
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St Peter scratches his head for a bit, then notices one of them looks suspiciously like Bill Hicks who was already there ~ Loves playing tricks does Bill Hicks ~ He’d snuck out the back and round the side and was trying to get into heaven twice to pull St Peter’s chain ~

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Peter gives him an apostolic kick in the bum and sends him scurrying back inside, chuckling to himself about it ~ Then he notices the 2nd one looks suspiciously like Jim Carrey ~ After checking the books, he finds out ‘It is Jim Carrey’ and he isn’t even dead yet ~

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When confronted, Carrey claims he’s merely trying to book ahead to avoid annoying the angel of death during the Xmas rush ~ Peter sends him packing with a kick in the bum too, telling him not to take his own movies so seriously ~ Then Peter turns to inquire more closely into the last man claiming to be Bill Maher ~ Deciding that it is indeed Bill Maher, he shines like an angel and says to him good naturedly, “Piss-off Maher ~ We’re full” ~

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Shocked and stunned, Maher starts to walk off to Hades when St Peter calls him back and casually says to him “GOT-YA ~ ONLY KIDDING” ~ Once Maher relaxes, St Peter looks sad, then frowns and says, “No ~ Seriously Bill ~ We’re full up ~ Fcuk off” ~

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(He has to go to Hades with unrepentant backsliding Democrat comedians) ~
(Funny thing tho ~ As he gets to Hades, he meets 3 x Osama Bin Laden’s) ~

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RD

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More funnies to feed your congressional Dawgs? ~

Then read the following link if you’re of a mind to ~

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https://spacelizardlaw.wordpress.com/2014/05/11/first-the-sad-bits-then-the-talking-turds/

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PS: Obviously, that’s merely some whacky crappo religious humour of mine ~ The reality is far harsher & harder than your secretly Masonic-run preachers are ever likely to tell you ~

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If you’ll remember the Christ’s words to the thief on the cross, “Truly I-tell you ~ This day thou shalt be with me in paradise”, you might be excused for thinking the Christ was exercising his caustic Jewish sense of humour in those fascist days while on the cross (sic) by subtly implying that ‘Liars thieves & murderers’ would be welcome there ~

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The scripture records the Christ preaching in Hades ~ Christ also tells the parable of the 10 virgins, signifying those who don’t practice the anal sexual perversions of ritual Jewish kabala occult, who all wait out in the darkness for their lord, five wise virgins keeping enough ‘Oil’ (Spirit) within their lamps to wait in the dark yet refusing to give any to the foolish virgins who sought to take theirs ~ The Swedish  Mystic Swedenborg speaks of Abram refusing to enter into paradise ~ Abram himself did that occultist ritual where a great darkness fell upon him ~ It wasn’t evil, it was merely the complete absence of the god of this world Lucifer ~ I’m warning you straight up, the whole paradise thing is a Ponzi scheme run by Lucifer hiding in Hades as the devil, yet his other shining half sitting in paradise like a Wall St accountant ~ You may not wish to believe me & that’s certainly your right, as is making your own decisions rather than letting professional religious frauds scam you, yet it’s true & it’s my responsibility to tell you ~ There are reasons the world is such a toilet & they all boil down to the Jewish version of a ‘Zoroastrian Dichotomy’ they like to call ‘YHWH’ who, after all is said & done, is merely another 400,000 y\o deceased fraud 😦

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You should expect to find Christ’s ecclesia & the rock called Peter out beyond Hades ~

(All you’ll find in paradise is that fake ‘Saul of Tarsus’ + every other lying fraud-Jew) ~

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PPS: The Christ’s cadaver was definitely incomplete the night he died due to some seriously evil ritual ‘Molech Worship’ practiced on him by the rulers & chief priests etc, where they literally treated him as the sacrificial Passover lamb ~ Was that Molech worship at Bohemian Grove what (Really) happened to those ’19 missing baby-lambs’ from the Alfred P Murrah building on the day of the false flag Oklahoma bombing back in 1995 & a fertiliser truck bomb story a lie to cover missing corpses like the empty tomb in Jerusalem was? ~

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(The devil sure seems to have carte blanche from the Jewish god to do evil shit) ~

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Will America ever tell the truth about simple stuff like that, let alone their other ritual murders of children in Australia & their crimes of treason? ~ As for Christ, it’d be hard even for an angry invisible omnipotent omnipresent Jewish cosmic magician to put life back into an incomplete cadaver ~ Was he resurrected into another body scientifically prepared for him by a galactic ruler who’s command of real world technology was so complete he could raise  up Children for Abram “From these stones” like he’d stated? ~ Could be ~

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(By taking the elements in the stone & using pure science tech to raise life from them) ~

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Where is he now? ~ I’d place my bet on a planet a 1000 light-years from here ~

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Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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