In a literal lateral sense, they’re all lying friggin idiots!

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Sad sarcastic pathetic (Occasionally funny) irreligious political irreligion.

(I’m not an atheist nor a theist by any means, yet don’t vote GOP either)

Either on the YouTube or the Alex Jones pro-anti-pro Zionist website 🙂

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I’ve got absolutely nothing funny to say on the 50th anniversary of JFK’s murder.

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Seriously, I’ve got nothing funny to say about the 50th anniversary of his murder.

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I’m not going to make any “Osama Bin-Oswald” jokes cause it’d be downright rude & as everyone knows, I’m just not that kind of guy. To say Kennedy may have been the victim of a shady ‘Muslim Terror’ group who’d been trained to fly Cessna’s by learning how to fly kites in Russia, then told to steal a Cessna from Cuba with a butter knife & fly it to America to kill JFK & claim they were really Cuban Catholic mafia is pretty dumb, in the sense of really fcuking dumb & pretty bloody pathetic & lame as well.

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We’ll just leave all the dumb jokes to the CIA & the Warren Commission, right? 🙂

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The next US President.

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Comedian Dave Chappelle has a big hairy slightly saggy yet pretty weighty ball sack.

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Nominate him for 2016 Democrat Candidate & he’ll tell the truth most of the time & crack you up with his funnies & won’t need a pimp or a $180,000 a year press secretary to write his fcuking jokes. Make Katt Williams VP too if Joe Biden would be willing to ride shotgun & mentor (Bodyguard) on his nasty little virgin political comedian ass 😉

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Taking America seriously! (Not)

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+AntiBibleBoy666— Listening to Hoover & LBJ (Supposedly) on CSpan radio, the issue seems to be who hijacked the magic bullets. We’re still not sure if they used money, Masonic political connections or matchsticks. Yet it’s now been established beyond all possible doubt by honest Masonic men across America that the “WAR-ON” Commission says the magic bullets were definitely hijacked. Iran seems to be the most likely culprit for this outrage against the sanity senility & security of the American illusion 🙂

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They just won’t stop lying about stuff they get Obama to lie about.

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On the ‘ACA’ computer-glitch repeats you forgot to mention the president may have implied more than once that “If you like Uranus, you can now insure it on the ‘ACA’ website”. He (Didn’t) make that statement a year ago immediately after being elected, when he gave the contractor time to fix it. I’m specifically remembering he gave the contractor a very stern presidential warning to have ‘ACA’ computer site shit fixed just after he was re-elected, tho I’m not too sure exactly how long he gave them. Seeing as the American media, who like George Washington “Cannot tell a lie” (Snicker) said shit is still happening a year later, I’d like to suggest congress seeks some counselling & lays off the cocaine & butt (sic) sex for a small period of time. At least until their assholes heal a little 😉

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America’s hidden problems.

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Congress? Cocaine? Conspiracy? Confusion? Collateral damage? Collusion? Corruption? The answer is simple. Just get the Patriot Act to ban all words beginning with ‘C’ & the whole thing goes away like ‘CLOUDS’ in a drought. Better ban ‘D’ tho & ‘M’ words like ‘MORAL DEFICIT & MORAL DAMAGE & MORAL DROUGHT’ as well as ‘P’ & ‘S’ words like Pole Shift to make sure. Matter of fact, it might be better to ban the entire fcuking alphabet. Then nothing that’s not “On Message” for the safety & security of the American illusion will ever bother anyone ever again. Unless of course you ban the ‘A’ word as in ‘ACT’ which means the “PATRIOT ACT” itself can’t survive after that & the (Moral) ‘SANITY’ word itself can’t be banned anymore because there’s no “PATRIOT ACT” to ban it in the first place. Hell, just ban everything & wait for the wonderful future that awaits you in the New World Order. Whoops, hang on, we just banned ‘N’ as well as ‘W’ & ‘O’ so the New World Order will also have to be cancelled, as will politics congress & the free world media 🙂

Hang-on, we just banned all ‘B’ words too 😦
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Shit, that means we can’t ‘B’‘AN’ anything. Think we can get presidential dispensation to get us out of the fix? A dispensation for the ‘SARCASM’ word just in case we need it to defend our moral virginity & don’t have no gun handy? 🙂

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The never-ending ‘ACA’ Obamacare Act on CSpan radio using congressional funds.

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In this momentous month of politically correct historical ‘JFK’ niceties, we’ll just call it all the “Oswald-care” (Snicker) Act & keep on trucking, Yeah? Whaaat? What’s wrong now? You want us to call it “Magic-bullet” care now do you? Is that no good? Well then, how about the “Al-Queada” care Act or the “Magic Skyscraper” Act maybe? How about calling it the new improved “Apollo-care magic moon-landing” Act? Whaaat? There’s nothing wrong with that is there? It was always a goodie back then in the dead Kennedy era 😉

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Someone claiming the Flavian emperors made Christ up.

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+Doc Reasonable — Except Julian Caesars were of Solomon’s 1200 offspring, so any way you look at it, it’s Jews lying to Jews, with their Christ (Or according to you) their imaginary Messiah, getting murdered for telling a truth that the god of the Jews is a liar?

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Something don’t add up quite right here, Bernie 🙂

(Bernie Madoff’s accountant breaks the bad news)

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Whether there’s ever going to be miraculous proof of miracles.

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It’d be a real miracle if the (Jewish) Lord Fraud Almighty can get congress or media to tell the whole truth & nothing butt (sic) the truth 24\7 for a week without a single piece of shtick spin or congressional shlemiel on ‘ANY’ subject whatsoever 😉

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I’m ready to ‘BELIEVE’ now! I’m really ready to ‘BELIEVE’ something. (Snicker)

Look, it’s gotta be a real miracle! This ain’t gonna be no ‘RARE EVENT’ no-mo!

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(On Sodomy at Sodom & Ishtar getting her clitty tickled at Gomorrah B4 they both got whacked

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+Piotr Nowacki — Sodom & Gomorrah must have got whacked by one of Reagan’s “Star Wars” weapons that got sucked into the US Fed debt space\time continuum, right?

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Scusa-me, being serious for ten nanoseconds, I’d really only meant to imply they got sucked into a space-time continuum blackout at ‘AREA 51’ which makes just a hanging-chad more sense than an omnipotent omnipresent angry cosmic magi making hell fire appear out of thin air to whack 2 cities. Or maybe the ‘ET’ movie was right & we’re not alone in the galaxy? That’s plausible, cause although the US has the weapons to do Chernobyl & the Russian Missile Command Centre fire as if they were both Sodom & Gomorrah style centres of butt (sic) sex & gross lesbian cultism along with human cannibalism like the 2 O\T destroyed cities were, we’re not too sure if the DOD advanced weaponry level “Time Tunnel” is up & running yet 🙂

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Whaaat? An angry cosmic-magician did it? 😉

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+Piotr Nowacki — Nyet, yet thank the great almighty “Lord God of Fcuk” (sic) for another serious semi rational reply in this atheist verses theist battle of the witless. You claim some natural disaster did the dirty deed?
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Well that’s entirely plausible, Piotr. It’s also entirely plausible that, if life evolves like atheists insist it does, that it evolve elsewhere in the galaxy 2+ billion yrs B4 us, implying another other world high tech intervention can’t be easily dismissed without casting all logic aside.

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Like you seem 2B I’m really only debating the possibilities, not being a Troll, or casting judgements chiselled out of granite by Michael Angelo in the Sistine Chapel 🙂

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(On the cynical secret behind all things secretly cynical)

Or ‘AKA’ who the hell is responsible for this cluster-fcuk?

OR if you‘re really-really slow, who the fcuk created this mess?

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Are you implying a “Great Architect Of The Universe” (GAOTU) did it? 😉

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If so, I’d merely like to say I’d never meant to steal that Masonic apron. It was laying there waiting for someone to steal it. As for the funny Masonic undies, I’ve never worn them & merely keep them out of sentiment + to wipe up any excess cat piss if my pussy ever becomes incontinent due to a design flaw 😦

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+Piotr Nowacki — You’re not a theist? Got that already, as in you already said that, I’m not a theist or an atheist. If I’d had a $1000 for every atheist who’d informed me I’d have to be one or the other, I’d have enough money for a lawyer for my personal political issues.
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As for your A, B & C options for the root cause of the destruction of Sodom & Gomorrah, in my considered opinion option ‘D’ which you leave out (ET did it) was an intervention by a physically existing life form which evolved a few billion years B4 we did, if indeed they evolved & weren’t magically created in 6 days by some omnipotent omnipresent angry cosmic magi 1\2 brother of the Greek or Nordic god ‘THOR’ with thunderbolts & lightning & stuff 🙂
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Again, I’m neither theist nor atheist.
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I’m not a deist or an agnostic either.
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Nobody has accused me of believing that some kind of ‘ET’ fcuked with an ape’s ‘DNA’ to create humanity yet, tho if they did, I’d be forced to admit it’s a possibility, isn’t it? 😉

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A pretty tough (Looking) Egyptian man got arrested.

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Fcuk, feels like I’m swimming through treacle again! Oh no! Fcuk! Fcuk! I’ve just used the “French Connection United Kingdom” acronym again! Fcuk, fcuk, fcuk, fcuk fcuk fcuk!

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Meanwhile, looks like these Egyptians need a mediator!

One that knows the ground rules for freedom & harmony.

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This Egyptian man does ‘NOT’ care what Hilary does behind closed doors.

Barry’s got his own karma to deal with B4 he kills 1\3 of the freaking planet.

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Some Egyptian guy got arrested again.

(The media just ’LOVES’ repeating crap)

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Everything is fine & nothing isn’t fine, as long as you all mindlessly follow the master plan everyone is following! Remember the master plan? That’s the plan that was put together by the masters of ancient wisdom, which is why it’s called a master plan.

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Hope that’s cleared everything up for you. Remember the masters know all.

This Egyptian man is probably guilty of failing to follow the master’s plan 😦

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The real 911 equation is very simple.

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While never too hot at high level maths back in high school, here’s my understanding of the official position. It’s obvious that 19 Muslim terrorists + 19 box cutters x 4 jets = 3 skyscrapers + a Pentagon audit office multiplied by a $17 Trillion Dollar US Fed interest rate debt! Could this international terrorism math thing get any simpler if you were doing it back in kindergarten?

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Looks like my humour failed to float your boat either 😉

Better think warm thoughts & loosen your butt (sic) cheeks while you still can, before the day the TSA are armed with shiny silver torches the size of a large dildo & never leave the office without a few tubes of KY Lube to help them get the torch into whichever orifice the terrorists are hiding in 🙂

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On the basics of true morality, although you may not see the immediate connection here, your choices over the 911 false flag attacks & everything that’s come since or will soon come are limited. You either follow a god that lies about stuff (Yourself) or you follow a god that tells the truth about stuff (Yourself) & there’s no way around that if the god that you are fails to tell the truth. If the god within you (You) fails to tell the truth, yet you think you’re following the truth, as in Jesus or Moses or Buddha or Mohamed (PBUHN) then you’re a fool. The truth about 911 is a pretty big story even for big hearts & lateral well trained minds. However the one thing you can always do is simply decide that the god within you must be a truthful one. Once you do that you may not “Get ahead” in the ‘NWO’ however at least you won’t have a resident god within you that’s a lying piece of donkey crap. Imagine if you had to hang around with a lying piece of donkey-crap god (You) forever? Either way, you have to wake up with yourself, so before you go to sleep tonight, tell the whole truth about 911 & never lie again, otherwise the illuminated Lucifer-god of omnipotent donkey crap that lives within you won!

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Excuse me for the wordy rant. I’ll make it funny next time 😦

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RE: The 911 false-flag attacks & the never ending consequences 😦

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“Ignorantia est beatitude” or at least that’s what Google Translate says, about ignorance being bliss, meaning you should all thank the god of almighty “Ignorantia” that America’s political leaders chose to use their false flag Muslim terror to distract you from the fact they’ve already used ‘YOUR TAXES’ to prepare for their own survival during & post Pole Shift as you die! If they hadn’t selflessly used ‘YOUR TAXES’ to distract you from that fact by running the “Patriot Act” section of the “War on Terror” to make sure none of you ever wake up to the fact your asses are smoking, then they’d have had to kill you 😦

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(On atheists verses theists & stuff)

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+Doc Reasonable — You’ve archaeological proof he’s a dcik eater you dcik-licker? Or is this merely another atheist belief based upon his\her inability to suck your atheist ass on cue?  Bet if you dig up Pompey prior to the Mt Pompeii Vesuvius eruption you’re bound to find evidence of a Roman theist & a Greek atheist engaged in a menage la trois with an underage slave boy, with both of them using a pomegranate & a pineapple as sex toys 🙂

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(All of the ppl hate us)

(Was it something we said?)

(Was it someone we screwed?)

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Never heard of the boy called “Michael Lewinsky” yet?

No? Well then maybe K-K-K-Ken S-Starr never knew?

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(The American dream)

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Yeah! Well, me & Bernie Madoff & his bio-cousin “Bennie Hinn” were always pretty tight back in the early days of the deep-cover shit 😉

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You want to talk about math after what your country just got set up with since 911? OK! Answer me this! If every American got a financier-dcik in the ass each, how many assholes were virgins B4 the Patriot Act?

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“What the hell is wrong with this country” he asks with all of the true innocence you’d rightly expect within a hypothetically naïve & stubbornly idealistic quasi-patriotic free world democracy? Well as the most famous of the Three Stooges known as ‘MOE’ would have most likely said if he’d lived long enough to see the Young Republicans in action, it’s definitely (Soitently) (sic) got nothing to do with a serious long term butt (sic) sex & cocaine addiction in the US Congress which is both dumbing down all of your leaders in Washington & rotting their brains at the same time! Otherwise all of the Tribbing sista’s of Congress would go talk to the free world media with info about the big butt (sic) sex & cocaine addictions of their Masonic brethren in Congress. Now there’s no need to thank me for my perspective here. I’ve (Unwillingly) biblically known a few of the older ones myself back in the 70’s, yet that’s another story for another rotten fcuking day!

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The Masonic Chris Hitchens atheist thing.

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The deistic Masonic concept of a deity known as the “Great Architect of the Universe” or the “GAOTU” designed the universe & hired the secret deistic Masonic concept known as the “Great Mathematician of the Universe” or better known as “GMOTU” as an accountancy & banking consultant for the part the US Fed (Great Banker in the Sky) played in things like financing Adolph Hitler & Bernie Madoff.

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Considering the mess the world is in, they got the deistic Masonic concept of a “GPITS” or rather “Great Penis in the Sky” to contract to build religion & morality in our modern world more recently from Solomon’s time to now.
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Yup! That pretty well covers it 😉
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Hope that’s cleared matters up 😉
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Is there a problem anywhere? 😉
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A dingo-dog kills & eats a baby. An Australian dingo-dog kills & eats an Australian baby. An Australian dingo-dog kills & eats an Australian baby after putting a bayonet thru it’s heart then taking it’s jumpsuit off which was later found hidden in a cave without any damage except for the hole from the bayonet. Meanwhile, 2 jets brought down 3 skyscrapers in the 911 Muslim terror attacks. It truly is a wonderful world! It’s a strangely whacked out twisted lying wonderfully dishonest world 😦

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Whaaat? You don’t think that’s very funny? It sounds pretty funny to me! 🙂

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.Mr Robby Daniel. © ® 1/12/13

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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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