Is religion funny? Is it as funny as politics or as pathetic as politics? Is it as sad as suicide or as sick as sushi?

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YouTube comments from the “Robby Daniel” account with the little Tasmanian devil avatar which may or may not receive much attention, yet should. They’re either on atheist vids, religious vids, or on 911 videos about the treason America lives by 24\7

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Atheist idiots πŸ™‚

Who was Zeus?

Was Zeus God?

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He’s the angry omnipotent Greek-Jew father of the Jew “Jew-Zeus” silly!

Who doesn’t know that old one? Just like the god Baal was Allah’s dad πŸ˜‰

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(The atheist wanted to argue the point above)

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“Who is Zeus” you asked? That would be “Jew-Zeus (Jesus) Christ” you refer to!

Jesus was the “Jew-Zeus” Jew. The Jew “Zeus” Christ. It’s an old-old stupid joke.

We can wonder exactly when atheists will realise the entire Judeo-Xtian deception is just that. It’s a Jewish deception run by Jews. The atheists drone on & on about Xtianity, yet for some reason fail to see that the whole fake god thing is Jewish, hence the “Jew-Zeus” (Jesus) bit. It’s about time atheists stopped avoiding that now 😦

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The word atheist has become very warped. In the Christ’s day Sadducees believed in no miracles, no soul, no spirit, & thus no omnipotent omnipresent deity. That makes them atheists by today’s often warped definition of the word. Myself, I’m unable to believe in omnipotent, omnipresent invisible cosmic magicians, which is pretty well what theists try to push. Yet I’m 100% positive I’m a spiritual being who possesses a soul.

Unfortunately that often means both atheists & the theists hate on me 😦

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I’ve a comment to make on the (Real) Illuminati-Mason controlled Judeo-Xtian god.

That comment is simple. The comment is “I’m waiting to die”. (Without justice) I’m ‘NOT’ waiting for truth or justice, cause the Judeo-Xtian god has none. To the atheists who’ll claim no such being as the Lord Fraud Almighty exists, you’re quite wrong. To the theists, I’d simply restate what 33rd degree Masons Eliphaz Levi & Albert Pike stated, which is “Lucifer is the Masonic god”. (They control Judeo Xtianity) I’ve told this Luciferin god verses Satan dichotomy to “Go fcuk itself” for 49 yrs now already since I’d turned 7 yrs old. The Christ rocked & the lowlife Luciferin scum murdered him. Amen 😦

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Hmm! The new random no (Show comment) button rule of Google’s is tricky.

Illogical philosophical rambling is a ‘NWO’ religion. The US Congress & the free world media which dishonest money now control are off to a good start. They both ramble on about shit without much logic. So your comment “No control” could refer to anything? My reply implies that religion is indeed evil. Yet it’s about time that all the atheists admit the Judeo-Xtian god deception is indeed just that. It’s a Jewish deception.

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That universe coming from nothing idea which you claim cosmologists are working on with mathematical ideas must be pretty tricky. Does it entail the old “Zero times zero equals one & zero times zero times one equals two” hypothesis that Einstein came up with late one night, while he was binging on whiskey, opium & the Jewish equivalent of a choirboy or two?

Without a parallel universe, the cosmos only exists in your butt. (sic)

The energy for our universe came from a black hole event elsewhere.

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IS RELIGION FUNNY?

IS RELIGION FUNNY?

IS RELIGION FUNNY?

IS THE POPE CATHOLIC?

WAS THE CHRIST A JEW?

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A schizophrenic Jew thief in the ancient Mid East called Jacob (No relation to the patriarch) wanted his own religion. He hires an Egyptian philosopher called Moses (No relation to the prophet) to work it out. The Egyptian sees his new employer was a total lying psycho, so he made a god for him that was secretly a devil. This angry god would both love Jews & hate them & dwell in light & darkness as well. Jacob was so pleased he gave the Egyptian back the 30 pieces of silver he stole from him πŸ™‚

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A pedo-priest, a Rabbi into Molech worship, an Imam into blowing ppl up, + a Buddhist monk into wearing nothing under his robes all arrive at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says to the priest, “Hello Patrick, good to see you again! Wrong place for you old son, fcuk-off!” Peter turns to the Rabbi & says “Why Norman?” & tells him to follow the priest. St Peter says to the Imam “Follow those two, cnut!” Finally Peter turns to the monk & they talk about how free & easy robes allow your balls to feel πŸ™‚

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Anyway, back to normalcy, three omnipotent omnipresent invisible Jewish cosmic magicians were arguing. The daddy one says to the other two “I’m more omnipotent than you two are”. The 2nd one says “I’m more omnipresent than both of you are”. The 3rd one says “You’re both idiots! ‘I-AM’ you!” Pretty dull joke, Huh?

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Ladies & gentlemen. For tonight’s intellectual heavyweight MMA fight we present in the red corner, the evolved-ape fascist atheist team. In the blue corner we present the omnipotent omnipresent (Invisible) fascist cosmic magi-god theists. Ladies & gentlemen this should be a thrilling no holds barred match that pulls no punches deciding who’s right & who’s wrong. Refereeing tonight’s bout is “Thomas (AKA-A Hitler) Hansen” appearing courtesy of Duke University’s fascist-hardball fuzzy-logic squad.

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(Preacher Bob Larson’s missing right ear)

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God has his right-ear in in paradise in a bottle of formaldehyde.

One say soon, when the unbelieving dead rise to be damned & righteous believers in angry omnipresent invisible cosmic Jew magicians like Larson are snatched from the earth to join the angelic choir in paradise, him & his right ear will once again be joyously reunited. Until those glorious days of endless praise & totally dcikless obscure righteousness occur, Bob & his ear must be patient a little while longer. Glory Hallelujah πŸ˜‰

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Herman Goering reaches the Pearly Gates only to meet the Jewish St Peter.

Peter says to him “Oi-Vey Oi-Vey Oi-Vey, Herman. Vat iz-it mit der vite zuit?”

Adolph Hitler reaches the Pearly Gates only to meet the Catholic St Peter.

Peter says to him “Left your confession a little too late haven’t you, son?”

Rudi Hess reaches the Pearly Gates & Peter says “Hey Rudi” & Rudi replies “Hey Peter”. Eichmann reaches the Pearly Gates to see me standing next to Peter, with a wicked yet totally amiable smile!

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In the midst of the real world financial crisis & the (Fake) US Govt shutdown & the (Real) global economic downturn & the constant (Conspiratorial) dangers to the safety & security of the American people, it’s nice to hear various members of the US Congress still invoke their Judeo Xtian God (Almighty) to protect the American people & all of the other fcukwits elsewhere on the planet. Whether you’re a Muslim or a Jew or an Xtian, President Obama has your back. Matter of fact, his bank of choice, which is (Of course) the privately owned US Fed, also has your back cause it actually owns it with a 99 year lease until the end of time. (Snicker) So stop worrying about shit you didn’t know & shit you didn’t say & shit you didn’t do as well as shit you didn’t even believe in or own in the first place. God’s name is on the US Dollar Bill & the moment you take the ‘RFID’ chip implant, God has his number tattooed on your ass too. We can all rest assured that ‘GOD’ (That’s a big ‘G’ followed by an ‘O’ & finishing with a mother faking big ‘D’ as in Dollar) has your back. The President also has your back, & the US Fed has his back & God has both their backs, so it’s all good.

Aren’t you lucky to live in a democracy? You should all thank God for that πŸ˜‰

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The 1st century cops who interviewed the 4 gospel writers should reinvestigate the mysterious deaths of Moses & Elijah too. Like the Christ, both of those guys just disappeared off the face of the earth. There was no “Habeas Corpus” on the bodies. Some suspicious investigator from 33 AD might also wonder whether the bottom half of Isaiah who was sawed in half, as well as the torso of Baptist were indeed from the original corpse. You have to admit it’s pretty suss tho that Moses Elijah & the Christ all had no mortal remains left at all. Somebody call “:Caruso” from Miami CSI πŸ˜‰

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The omnipotent omnipresent Muslim terrorist god attacked the omnipotent American omnipresent Judeo-Xtian god on 911 & obviously the omnipotent omnipresent god won 😦

Religion is about who = what verses when where why & who’s the best insane-liar.

So there you have it. The Lord Fraud God Almighty is an idiot & a big lying psycho.

Yet he’s always omnipotent & omnipresent & omniscient? What are you gonna do?

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Did the Jewish religion create Jews or did Jews create the Jewish religion?

Do you think us Jews made up our genocidal Hollywood Judeo Xtian god YaaHee WaaHee? Do you think us Jews just created almighty him? (Snicker) Us Jews created Hollywood & the US Fed yet did the Jewish religion create us first or the other way around? What’s wrong with Hollywood & Santa Claus & the US Fed or some make believe invisible psychotic Jewish Hollywood god anyway? Why would we create something so obviously evil?

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All hail the angry omnipotent omnipresent cosmic Jewish magician who created us.

Don’t forget his only begotten son Jesus or “Jew-Zeus” Christ, so the old joke goes.

If you wanted to be an idiot in Christ’s time you had 2 choices. If you wanted to be atheist, you became a Sadducee idiot cause they believe in no soul, angel or afterlife etc. If you wanted to be a theist idiot like the lady implies on the video, then you had to be a Pharisee, who feared the angry omnipotent Lord Fraud Almighty 😦

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Your comment disappeared Sorcerer, never mind.

It wouldn’t surprise me if St George the Dragon Slayer did find a dragon or 2 in the pants of every child he fancied. He probably did sally forth to slay said dragon whether or not the child survived. Feudal life, especially theist feudal life, was pretty kinky back then. It wouldn’t surprise me if some of those Knights had a deal going with the dragon where they’d get great wealth & power in exchange for virgins, most of which would have been boys!

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— bluetailedkite1 — 4 hours ago — “One day you will learn the truth!! Jesus is real!!”?

Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Or some time on the weekend?

I’ve always thought the Christ was one of the most brilliant spiritually minded anarchic political & social philosopher activists who’s ever existed. However, I’m just not seeing him as the son of the omnipotent (Invisible) omnipresent non existent Jewish cosmic magician! Maybe a spiritual son of a high tech galactic ruler? πŸ™‚

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Kate Smurthwaite was a comedian once. Whatever her beliefs were or weren’t, as in if it’s not funny or isn’t the lead in to her next extremely fcuking philosophical atheist novel, it’s not even relevant. This vid was a scripted set up anyway. (Literally) If I’d been born a part time lesbian comedian like Kate & wanted to either be funny or promote atheism or abortion, I’d have done a comedy about why her mother fcuked up for not aborting her. We’ve not heard much from Kate lately, probably because unlike Christ she’s not dead buried & resurrected & hasn’t got any good writers. Lousy writers was what killed Jon Stevens & Stephen Colbert & caused Conan O’Brien to spontaneously abort.

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Only silly people believe in things they don’t understand. As a 4 y\o I’d been told by a weird yet well meaning dude that Santa was fake. I’d already known that cause I’d been told by my brother, however we agreed to keep pretending cause Mom thought Xmas was special & we loved her. Then one day in town, I’d seen 3 storefront Santa’s in 400 yrds & the little intellectual within needed to get my mom to comment on what I’d seen so that we’d understand each other better, or at least be on the same page of our mutually chosen delusion. However, I’ve never seen 3 storefront angry omnipotent (Invisible) cosmic Jewish magicians faking each other out yet, so does that mean invisible omnipotent cosmic magi-god miracles are still possible?

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Evolution of species is indeed logical based on scientific inquiry into various fossil records, as in us from apes. However 2B logical & you always were that way before, you’d need to admit that there’s no scientific proof that changes between species occurred from random DNA mutations which then allowed mild step by step improvements leading to other species. A gradual change from Amphibian to land dwelling lizard is plausible, yet random DNA mutation as a cause was never scientifically proved.

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Just as well you humanist Pagan atheists haven’t got a “Wickerman” provision in the US Patriot Act! Otherwise all us nasty little non-atheist non-theist Trolls (sic) would all be rounded up by the truckload by the Dept of Homeland Inhumanity, B4 being bound hand & foot & piled into a giant high tech Wickerman & slowly roasted to death, with onions, shallots, garlic, carrots & potatoes + parsley sage rosemary & thyme to sweeten the meat.

All hail the ‘NWO’ god of the atheist-Illuminati state πŸ˜‰

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It’s an intellectually flaccid position that ignores facts which don’t fit your position. One fact about the empty tomb both theists & atheists alike ignore, is the Christ hinting thru the symbols of the Eucharist that his body faced a ritual Molech worship fate! That involved ritual kabala ass-rape, torture & finally ritual cannibalism. Don’t believe the Jewish elders didn’t all get a piece 😦

Seems like the atheists & theists both hate me?

Damn! I’m doing it right then! I’m doing it right πŸ˜‰

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+carljmont We probably could completely rule out the existence of an omnipotent omnipresent omniscient (Invisible) angry cosmic magi-god who’s a bit of a psycho about smiting Amalekites & their babies & giving sinners a hard time in eternal fiery wrathful god-magic 13 billion light years away at the same time he was doing it here! That would be because it’s not only an absolutely ‘IDIOTIC’ concept, it’s also dishonest & is merely deceitful big Masonic Jewish occult designed to enslave your mind & dominate your spirit. It’s evil 😦

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What’s Judeo-Xtianity got to do with the Christ?

The Roman-run “Judeo” bit was what killed him.

The Roman-run “Paul” bit killed his followers 😦

Be careful you don’t substitute a big lie with a bigger lie, like the current craze for a largely drug based metro-sexual butt (sic) sex Pagan occult which was mostly what the Jews of the bible used to really worship anyway. All those O\T altars to “Baal” were literally worshiping the human phallus & the altars to “Ishtar” the Jews used to build literally represented the female clitoris. Be careful you don’t swap one idiot Jew god like “YaaHee WaaHee” for the great Jewish groin in the sky god, cause like it was once said, “There’s nothing new under the sun” 😦

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Lets do a bit of an autopsy now the Third Reich is supposed to be dead.

Some of the stupider kind just rant & rave that the lying dirty thieving Jews (sic) are lying about Adolph Hitler. Bearing in mind I’m of biological Jew descent myself, I’d have to partially agree with them about most Jews, yet totally disagree over ‘WHAT & WHY’ they’re said to be lying. Nazis were financed by money the US Fed asset stripped from Wall St in the 29 depression. Most of the Fed shareholders are Jews so that creates questions that need answers. The ‘SS’ were most famous for looting all of Europe’s gold which was never officially recovered until it was (Illegally) loaned back to the Fed in 1973 using China as the cut out. So maybe, just maybe, if Hitler’s dead lookalike bodyguard from 1939 was kept on ice & “Died” in the bunker instead of the Fuhrer & the ‘SS’ hung onto the gold, then Hitler & his US Fed financiers won WW2 & only Germany & Europe & even the Wehrmacht actually lost? 😦

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By the “One who was, who is & who is to come” do you mean the angry omnipotent omnipresent Jewish magi called god? Believe whatever you wish, yet I’m of Jewish bio descent myself & have ‘FULL’ knowledge of the deceptive racist elitist occultist deceptions Jews have goyim to dull their senses. There were many “Doctrines of men” which our religious & political leaders sold their own ppl to warp their morality & all the goyim bought them. Even so, the Christ still rocks, tho isn’t a cosmic magi πŸ˜‰

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A comment on YouTube. That really is almost the account name he\she uses too. Kinda weird if you ask me)

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Quoting the “Lord Amon Ra Yashuga (Snicker) Michael Laver” — “Who says I (He) can not leave the solar system? I have more then once in this lifetime”. You do seem to have ‘ALL’ of the attributes on an eternal Egyptian cosmic magician Ra (sic) however dude, as I’m unable to see your lips move, I’ll presume you’re talking out of your ass. (Again) πŸ™‚

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It wasn’t deleted, it was edited & reposted, “Man!” (sic) I’d once heard a preacher-comedian talk about “Cookie-cutter Xtians” with little cookie cutter group-thoughts they want you to bow down to. I’m fully aware of what the Christ was & what he thought, yet I’ve no belief in either you, or your religion’s interpretation of him. I’d also once heard another preacher talk about ppl trying to win souls like as prizes. I’m aware of what Christ was & what he thought yet disagree with “You”, not him!

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Save yourself, holy-roller. I’ve been following the Christ for 34 yrs & know enough of both his words & what he truly meant by them to have some small degree of humble confidence that he doesn’t think I’m either a leach or a jerk. Yet in that same context I’ve also learnt enough about the true history of Saul of Tarsus & the Xtian religion over the last 2000 yrs + now to know it bears little if any resemblance to what he taught!

“If you love me, you will keep my commandments” he said, right? πŸ™‚

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I’ve never left my true faith in myself, as I’d been raised to do.

I’ve never left my faith in the Christ for the last 34 years either.

The only time I’d doubted myself was 34 years ago. Understanding then obeying the teachings of the Christ is enough for me to have my quiet humble confidence. I’ve no faith in your omnipotent Judeo Xtian cosmic magi god, so what’s your point? You wish me to join you and Saul? No! You wish me to worship your invisible angry omnipresent Luciferin fascist god? No!

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He’s not insulting god you silly. Zeus was god’s 3rd cousin on his father’s side.

All of those old-god things were kind of incestuous in that way & were all related to each other. The Greeks claim Zeus was downright indiscreet about who he inseminated among his own family & as for the Jewish god some call YaaHee WaaHee, he managed to get his daughter Mary pregnant with his own son who turned out to be himself anyway. All them god types are like that. They’re worse than hillbillies in Tennessee.

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“Wit is wasted on the witless” my mom once told me πŸ˜‰

(I’ve just read up on ‘YOUR’ comments. Your a fascist)

I’d love to discuss your intellectual superiority with you in person one day for 3 or 4 boring hours, record it all, then shtick it on YouTube as a kind of series of 5 minute funny bits. Are you one of those atheists with all the humour of a flat rock? Don’t feel too bad that you’re such a mono-brained dcikhead. The theists have that mentality too. I’ve made it my business to educate πŸ™‚

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Given a little bit of lateral perspective, once you understand that fake religion is often the plaything of corrupt political power & corrupt political power was always the plaything of corrupt treasonous money, the prophets Moses, Elijah, Isaiah, Baptist & the Christ + Stephen, James & Peter were all the modern day equivalent of the French resistance to the Zionist Nazis. Today, every one of them would have a file at the ‘NSA’ & the CIA & would no doubt be on the US President’s no fly list πŸ˜‰

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That’s like the current Obamacare fiasco with the US Congress & US media repeating shit from 12 months ago over & over as if it was current, when, in reality, shortly after Obama was re-elected, he ordered the problems with the ‘ACA’ computer system to be resolved within 12 months. Maybe at the same time the President signed into law an “Affordable Bullshit Act” under the emergence powers of the Patriot Act? What you got is political ‘BS’ laid end to end for 2000 years onto the Christ’s murder!

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Try to understand a word’s original & present meaning B4 you place any faith in it.

The 500 y\o Pagan root-word ‘GOD’ simply meant “Spirit or soul of a ‘DECEASED’ earthly priest or king”. The word Satan only means adversary. It doesn’t mean devil (D-Evil) because the word devil means devil. (sic) The true use Moses put the word Satan to in Genesis was the duality (Dichotomy) of the human mind detracting from his divinity. The high tech god of Abram physically exists & isn’t an omnipresent spook!

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In the late 19th century 33rd degree Masons Eliphaz Levi & Albert Pike stated in writing that Lucifer was the Masonic god. As Masons are heavily involved in the control of all Xtianity at all levels, & in all faiths, & as they secretly venerate Solomon, & he’s in scripture as having built altars to Molech to sacrifice children on, then this so called ‘SATAN’ thing is built into the entire Xtian religion.

The Luciferin dishonesty (Lies) comes into the dichotomy of denial in Xtianity thru that 😦

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206wildcard – 4 hours ago – in reply to Robby Daniel

“I agree its seems that way in most major religions though. As time passes the interpretation of religious ideals change. As well as war and changing of the hats of authority. (King James)”? — Damn, no reply button now. Anyway, at least in the western Abrahamic faiths practicing the Jewish kabala each religion is required to use a clean condom every time they screw you πŸ™‚

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(Some atheist guy on YouTube who calls himself Yehudi Menuhin who stated England had ceased to exist in the early 18th century)

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You could probably balance that minor detail about England on the end of your penis, along with 144,000 angels + all 3 Abrahamic gods, including the one that was 3 gods in one already & blow the minds of all of the guys at your nearest Episcopalian or Catholic seminary, rabbinical school, Islamic Madraseh, or Masonic lodge. I’d go for the guys at the Masonic lodge tho first. They got a kooky sense of humour already 😦

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Are you as aware as you (Your account) used to claim? Did you know that if you overloaded 2 x C141 Starlifter transports with C4 explosive so heavily you needed a mile to take off & then crashed them into the 70th floor of the Twin Towers, you just “MIGHT” have got the top 30 stories to break off & fall to the ground after destroying 10 stories higher & lower than the impact point, yet ‘STILL’ wouldn’t have got the rest to fall down into a pile of dust? As for Bldg 7, if it didn’t immediately fall due to the explosion, it never would have. As for 2 x passenger juets 1\2 full of kerosene based jet fuel? Absolutely impossible 😦

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Start with the simple stuff, like whether Barry’s birth mom Ms Dunham was a Jew. If she was, as in GHW Bush’s 13th cousin, then according to the Jews that means he’s ‘JEWISH’ whether or not he’s an African American Muslim on his biological daddy’s side like Malcolm X was (Hint Hint) or he’s a Kenyan he doesn’t look anything like & only turned Muslim in Indonesia because he was born in Hawaii. Isn’t the science of eugenics wonderful? Now that I’ve cleared that up for you it’s time for the complicated shit, cause maybe Mengele made 2 of them President Barry’s using split blastocyst IVF tech & different birth moms. Maybe that one you’re hating on isn’t even the original cause he got hot swapped back around Sept 2009? Never a truer word said in jest. Now the future looks so much more secure, I’ll think I’ll go hide in an ice cave in Greenland or something.

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Two mildly brave 33rd degree Masons Eliphaz Levi & Albert Pike placed themselves & loved ones at great risk in the latter 19th century by openly stating in writing that the Masonic god was Lucifer. As most preachers & ministers of religion like John Piper are Masons, then that does provoke a large question. That question is, are they lying with their whole omnipotent omnipresent god shill? Or were Pike & Levi lying about what they said? I’d tend to think Pike & Levi were both telling the truth, yet until you understood what a “Zoroastrian Dichotomy” was, then understood the Jewish Christ’s statement to fellow Jews that they were “Of their father the devil” & he was a “Liar thief & murderer from the beginning”, you’d never be able to fully work it out. So “Have ye understood these things” as the Christ once asked?

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The next Hollywood serial-killer movie should be based in Jerusalem 33 AD & be called “Silence of the roasted Passover lamb with bitter herbs, along with onions, garlic & olive pate seasoned with parsley sage rosemary & 2000 years of thyme” πŸ™‚

Well OK then, it’s a great concept yet the title needs a bit more work πŸ™‚

The main character can be a psycho called “Rabbi Hannibal Lector” πŸ˜‰

(Make Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of Christ’ movie look pretty damn lame)

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(Mr) ROBBY DANIEL πŸ˜‰

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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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