Shifty satirical political Pole Shift humor!

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(The MMA fight for the full faith & credibility of the American govt)

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“SATANIC SATIRE ON THE IDIOCIES OF THE USA? HOW DARE ME?”

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Two politically-minded Washington comedians go toe to toe in what amounts to a funny MMA death match, to be fought between Mr Attila the Hun standing in for Senator John McCocaine + a “Mr 800 ft long Norman Spiny Anteater” standing in for current Democrat Senator Harry Reid.

Mr G Washington is refereeing while standing in for some old dead president called George, with Mr GHW Bush who acts as the referee’s mother & also stands in for himself. (Snicker)

Reserve referee for this fight to the death is Mr Barry (The president) Soiterno who stands in for President Barack Obama again (Double-snicker) while commediene Joan Rivers appears in a tight bikini between each round, promoting “The American Society for extensive plastic surgery on funky old funny Jewish broads who couldn’t get elected to congress” 😉

According to her agent, Jane Fonda was waaay too funky & was temporarily unavailable.

(Not loosely based on The Monty Python crew & their famous ‘The Piranha Bros’ sketch)

Reality aside, WTF was a ‘NORMAN’ in the past 1000 yrs of their Masonic-politc anyway?
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.THE MATCH BEGINS.

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The first comedian gets the 1st punch in by saying to the other “A magic bullet killed JFK & that’s all there is & ever will be”. (In the New American Century) The second one comes back with a kick to the balls by saying “Remember, you guys said it was the economy, stupid!” & then goes on to severely verbally fellate Masonic US Fed head Ben Bernaki, while also verbally taking it up the ass from the current Masonic US Treasury Secretary, Jack Lew.

(He wins that round on points)
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Next round, the first one says to himself & to nobody else who wasn’t quite as stupid as him when they’re asleep, “Al-Queada attacked America with box cutters on 911 & brought down 3 skyscrapers with 2 jets” thus kicking himself right in head. The referee gave him an 8 second standing count before the fight could continue. Then the second one gives him a vicious choke hold by saying “It’s the ‘Safety & security of the American ppl’ you stupid man”.

(That round was called a draw)
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Just as the stand-in for the first comedian from Arizona tries to poke his imaginary opponent in the throat by threatening to repeat an imaginary federal govt shutdown over & over, ad-infinitum, at least until communist Lee Harvey Oswald is finally convicted of JFK’s murder, his imaginary opponent fires back with an elbow strike of denial on any possible problem with the imaginary reality of the “Full faith & credibility of the American govt” wherever that is. Then he does some serious leg kicks to the failing health of the US Treasury note system of finance. With that his opponent is knocked near unconscious, yet is saved by the bell.

Beaten, yet patriotic & unbowed, the first comedian, who was also a secret Tea Party member, gives a vicious one-two blow to the anus of his Senatorial Democrat comedian opponent by saying out of the blue on his blind side “It’s only the deficit, stupid. It’s only the deficit”.

The 2nd comedian who was a real Democrat Senator in his spare time & a lifelong member of the congressional cocaine club & totally non committed to the Ron Paul Alex Jones thing, says “Lets be clear, it’s the interest on the debt that’s killing us” & the referee rules a foul 😦

(Then a loud bang as the lights went out)
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Finally, the match came to a close after their witty banter was marginalized by a bad case of death which their govt had to give them both, along with the rest of Washington, to stop them starving to death within the big Machiavellian pre-non Pole Shift non-preparations which America hasn’t done for the “The American people”. (sic) Both comedians + all of the referees were nuked by their own god-damn secret govt’s secret Masonic master plan + the ‘NATO’ military.

Even tho he was as brain dead as his opponent & the referees were, the first comedian was so full of Viagra that his dead corpse stood up & started walking & moaning like a zombie who’d learnt never to waste good meat as he was growing up hard in rural America. So when he looked at his opponent’s sad cocaine riddled corpse, as well as those of the referees & realized he felt a bit peckish & felt a bit horny too, he decided not to waste all that good flesh! 😦

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The surviving referee, who was also killed by his govt’s plan to stop them starving to death (sic) then ruled a no contest, judging both political clowns, excuse me, comedians, were losers & were equally stupid & should never step foot into anyone’s political reality ever again 😉
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Hope you like my dumb silly joke! 🙂

IT’S NOT FCUKING FUNNY ANYMORE! 😦

Of-course, I’m still laughing! (I’m totally nutz) 🙂

Yet, there’s ‘NO’ preparations for the Pole Shift! 😦

Will my next witty-ditty be about congress’s time-loop? 🙂

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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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