“Politicallous immaculitous ‘US’ immaginarious vaginous asshollarius”. (An evil ‘Voldemort’ spell which never made it past the director’s cut of an unreleased Harry Potter film)

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Read the post before this, then all the others in reverse-order of it’s posting 🙂

To the dumber reader, that’s just code for read it from here back to the start 🙂

There’s at least a more than equal chance I’m more normal than you maybe 😉
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I’ll still genuinely smile at little old ladies, never forgetting some of them were sweet young spunks once. I’ll smile at sweet young spunkies if I’m feeling good. I’ll even smile at boring moronic quasi tough budding MMA superstars of any race who walk with an orange stuck under each arm pit while gently clenching a tender ripe grape between their butt (sic) cheeks, yet for different reasons 🙂 (Beats-me where this shit comes from. Maybe I’m just nutz like they say)
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Perspective 😦
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Waiting for a bus on a hill, I’d noticed the Ascot Vale racecourse 3\4 of a mile away, quietly thinking to myself as I’m prone to do that on a day without wind, a good US or Russian sniper could almost drill a hole thru the pimple on your forehead from that distance away.

It was a ‘VERY’ sobering thought, once you factor in that ‘THEIR’ snipers will be picking you average lowlife Joe Sixpack’s resistance members off with a high tech Predator drone, or whacking you with kinetic energy weapons, or irradiating you with neutron bombs 😦

Unless they don’t just kill you outright, that is 😉
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Now meet Moe, Larry & Curly + Barry & Joe 🙂

(Or your 100+ yr 1913-2013 US Fed treason)
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Now all of America can get a free “Obamacare-proctologist” you say?

Congress has shown it really cares. After all these years ever since the 29 depression, when America got asset stripped & congress turned away from the little guy while he took it up the ass from Zion, he’s finally going to get the free anal health care he deserves? That’s so comforting to me as an old friend of the average American, as well as a radical humorist & lifetime member of the “Mock cockheads in congress” club 🙂
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Dud humor about “Oh what could have been” (In America) if truth & humor were still legal.

(Comment to some dude who’s account name was “JoeyMeetsReality” or something similar.
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Pity your name wasn’t “BillGatesaccountantfleestoBermudawiththemoney” cause then you could sneak back to America as anyone other than who you are, rename yourself something like “JoeyRunsForCongress” & then as long as you were comfortable with the money you already stole, you could inject that reality into the pile of blow dust that runs congress now. If you can pull ‘THAT’ off I’ll worship the “Great Pumpkin In The Sky” god (GPITS) at the local Masonic lodge if you want, ANY-THING other than this Orwellian shit we got 24\7 now.
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The Holo (Caust) hoax 😦
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Merely from the point of view of cost analysis + the ease with which such things could be done by pumping the sleeping quarters full of odorless colorless extremely cheap to manufacture carbon monoxide, along with the humane treatment of those tasked with the procedure if not prisoners themselves, something still doesn’t add up here. There’s no doubt crematoria existed, yet the chimneys needed for the safe dispersion of cyanide based Zyklon B are nowhere butt (sic) in your furry little brain 😦
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The American political silliness is getting silly. (Er) 😦
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A political mule & a political elephant decide to get married. Cause they want a Christian wedding, the mule decides to pretend to be a donkey. Meanwhile it runs for president. After the mule gets elected president, other animals in the zoo find out it’s only a mule. It decides to continue living in sin with the elephant, yet cancels the church wedding, so the other animals in the zoo don’t get offended. If that’s not true equality in a political marriage, then what is? Ain’t America grand? 🙂
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(Better version of the above)
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A political mule & a pachyderm decide to get married. Cause they want a Christian wedding, the mule decides to pretend 2B a donkey while it runs for president. After the mule gets elected president, other animals in the zoo find out it’s only a mule. So it cancels the wedding in case the other animals in the zoo get offended, yet wants to keep on living in sin with the elephant. Now if that’s not true equality in an unequal political marriage made in Washington, what is? Ain’t America grand? 🙂
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(You can lead a horse to water & even make it get a donkey pregnant, yet you still can’t make either of them drink the crappy water)
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THE OBVIOUS QUESTION UNANSWERED.
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Hey what exactly are you saying you sick fcuk? Is this one of those twisted inter-species eugenic sexual things, or were you referring to Democrats & the GOP with their donkey & elephant symbols? What’s the mule thing for? Is that more of that weird eugenic shit? Aren’t mules merely donkeys who’s mom fcuks horses? Why would the other animals be offended if the two get married, yet not offended if the mule is pretending 2B a donkey while president? Are you implying Democrats & GOP are in bed? 😦
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President GW Rose Bush. (Snicker)
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“Chuckawande” was another great American chief who lived behind a Rose Bush.
He used to hit the crack-pipe pretty hard & when he was young, could drink the yearly output of the Budweiser brewery in a single afternoon while trying to remember where the hell he left his golf clubs. It shows how much trust America had in “Chuckawande” that they let him carry the nuclear football around everywhere he went, even tho they secretly knew how shit faced he always was by the skillful way he used words 😉
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The (Fake) Nazi gas-chambers.
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Merely from the point of view of cost analysis + the ease with which such things could be done by pumping the sleeping quarters full of odorless colorless extremely cheap to manufacture carbon monoxide, along with the humane treatment of those tasked with the procedure if not prisoners themselves, something still doesn’t add up here. There’s no doubt crematoria existed, yet the chimneys needed for the safe dispersion of cyanide based Zyklon B are nowhere butt (sic) in your furry little brain 😦
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Too-much funny, honey 🙂
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A US congressman goes to a Satanic coven & makes a deal with the devil. He makes a deal with the devil for all of the power in the world, all of the money in the world, & makes a deal that he’ll have the biggest dcik in the whole world. So the devil turns him into Barry Obama, gives him Bernard Bernaki as his lover, then gives him Nancy Pelosi as his secretary. Of course that’s not really that funny, unless it’s on Bluray 😉
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Silly, sarcastic, Sirius, sad, stupid 😦
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Listening to congress on C-Span, I’m hearing them promote a new religion. It’s based around the Masonic occult science of “Transmagromification” which mirrors the standard Catholic transubstantiation, yet the Masonic version isn’t imaginary. (Snicker) This new religion is one where chicken-shit turns into chicken salad the moment you eat it. Thus the central meaning of any word that bothers you is “Transmagromified” into an endless line of disconnected thoughts that resist all normal discombobulation 😦
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The lie repeated becomes the truth? (Lenin) True patriots understand the 22″ x 56″ x 5″ thick steel girders were “Transmagromified” within the overall effects of the Muslim terror attack which brought on an unforeseen discombobulation of the quantum mechanics in the high tech string theory which held the ‘WTC’ building complex together. As for Bldg 7 that didn’t even exist in the first place. Bldg 7 was only a myth created by all the trouble makers who hate America. BTW I-want a lawyer to protect me from the same ‘NWO conspiratorial criminals who ‘DIDN’T’ (sic) pull the entire 911 sham to castrate the US Constitution 😦

You fakes need to listen to your betters. And get a good haircut too 😦

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WTF? Is this bit sarcasm or cynicism?
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When Churchill was a young man he may have dreamt of annexing Sudatenland then invading Poland, yet all he was allowed to achieve was send 60,000 men to die invading the Dardanelles peninsular at the stupidest possible place possible, given the stupidest amount of possible stupidity was applied. He’d once quipped to a woman who’d said he was drunk “Yes madam I’m drunk, butt (sic) you are ugly, & in the morning I’ll be sober”. The trouble was, every time he woke up sober he woke up stupid too 😦
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Congress?
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Is anyone concerned about the mental-health of the US congress, Jack?
(Not me mind you, cause the bastards are all madder than a cut snake)
They obviously desperately need some mental health care, or hanging 😦
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“We know better than you”.
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Um, the “Real world”? You mean the one all the sane adults inhabit? Or do you mean like the one in that book on American congressional ethics & child rearing that Dr Spock & Dr Seuss never got around to co-authoring for the higher aspirations of the ‘NWO’? 😉

(Damn, there’s some smugness & superiority leaking from my ass. Oh no, hang-on, it’s just semen & cocaine. Hell, must be in congress myself)
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President-Barry “WHO?”
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“If it looks like a dcuk, walks like a dcuk, quacks like a dcuk” butt (sic) gets fcuked in the ass by the Masonic Illuminati rulers of America while being financed by the US Fed, then it’s obviously an enemy terrorist from the Al Queada organization who hates “The freedom loving people of America” to paraphrase President Barry (Hee-Haw Hee-Haw) Obama 🙂

Remember Barry? He was just a political mule once B4 some nice men from the Democratic National Convention turned him into a big Democratic donkey 🙂
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“We’re US congressional senators, not saints” says the chief sinner in congress.
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So do you think congressional Senator John McCocaine has a cocaine psychosis?

Is that why he’s gone totally fcuking loopy by coordinating all these ridiculous news-story repeats on C-Span & even on the “Phallix Jones” people power site? Perhaps you should try asking Charlie Sheen? Word is he was personally responsible for the livelihood of nearly 100,000 Colombian people per year back in the good old days. If ‘ANYBODY’ knows cocaine psychosis “Dr Charlie” certainly would. Better make that call 😉
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Comment at “No Windows in flight 175” vid.

Who put the official 911 sci-fi story so far up your ass, @Red?
Was it a certified qualified proctologist on loan from the Langley center for performing black arts? Did they use a special Dept of Homeland Insecurity reality perception control psychological gynecologist who was freelancing to Langley as they sought to quash those scurrilous rumors about a dead Saudi guy not using 19 other fools to steal 4 planes & get NORAD to stand down + the US Air Force to head to Alaska at just the right moment?
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Cocaine in the US Congress? Like at the BBC or at CNN or in Hollywood?
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No offence taken. As one wag pointed out “Senator McCocaine” could be anybody in congress suffering a cocaine psychosis. It’s ‘CERTAINLY’ not the Sen John McCain you’re thinking. Remember that one, the war hero with the bad lisp from givng too many ‘BJ’s’ during marathon 20 hour sex parties? Anyway, just to clear the record about Sheen, I’d also never implied (In writing) that he was doing any wholesale coke either.
Hope it clears things up for you, & your constitution get’s it’s virginity back.
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It’s the constitution, the “Law of the land” stupid 😦
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In legal jargon, the terms “Suppressio-veri & Suggestio-falsi” are grounds to annul any contract. If you were dumb enough to give your word of honor irregardless of all issues arising out of treason, you may still break the contract, yet you’d be left with no honor. As 99.98% of Senators & congressmen & women in congress always seem to have no honor now, the military are free of any obligation to congress in the legal sense.

It would also seem to imply it’s lawful to hang the fcukers, Fatso 🙂
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The real Christ implied you should drown kiddie-fcukers.
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Brad (Pitt) was a child sexual-abuse victim. Me too! It can make you or break you.

If the abuse was from a priest it’s natural it affects your religious views if the person was never isolated from the crime. My own abuse occurred within a US Govt run child prostitution ring, for the purpose of serial political blackmail, which was often filmed & also involved the occasional real world snuff movie. The results were catastrophic, as the corruption it engendered damn near destroyed my nation’s integrity.
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(The Wizard of Oz obviously rules in the state of 911 denial)
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You really want to know where the steel was by 5 PM that day Dude? Well sadly, as congress are proving with their determination to act like “The Wizard of Oz” by hiding behind a Patriot Act, the full faith & credibility of the American ppl can supposedly also likewise disappear up our collective ass like that steel did, much faster than a rat disappears up a drain pipe when chased by a randy cat seeking to fcuk it kill it & eat it.
Keep punching Yank, keep punching. You owe that to the world 😦
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What’s also a ‘FACT’ is that in video & still photos taken of the ‘WTC’ site on the day, none of the 22″ x 56″ x 5″ thick steel girders with solid 5″ thick inserts which the bottom 200 ft of the towers were built from, as well as the 22″ x 36″ x 4″ thick steel girders which also went 400 ft up above them, can be seen. It’s fine saying the steel was sent to China 2B recycled, yet where was it on the day? Orbiting your patriotic ass?

It’s ‘NOT’ there on the photos & vid, as steelworkers noted on the day 😦
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Remember the story where some woman in parliament accused Churchill of being drunk & he accused her of being ugly, then stated in the morning “She’d still be ugly” yet he’d be sober? Whack jobs in congress often accuse me of being an insane trouble maker, like I’m sure they’ll say to you if you’re genuine in your 911 dissent. However they’re nearly all high on cocaine most of the time & I’m just simple & honest.

If they ‘EVER’ get off the blow & go straight, I’ll still be a simple honest man 😉
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Reality?
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Any large religious or political organization based on the idea of true human “Collective reason” freely contributing to their goals, will sooner or later shoot itself in the foot with the gun on full auto any time it’s ordered to lie about it’s goals. The only way to counter that is to institute a fascist top down strict pyramid style corporate authority structure, at which point they’re destined to shoot themselves in the foot with a nuke as they goose step towards a better brighter future 🙂
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Comment on a “CNN911Fakes” video.
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“Vulgarisms show your anger and insincerity” CNN911Fakes?
Well fcuk a constitutional duck, crap on a flag, orally rape a bald eagle, bugger a British bulldog, masturbate a financial system & perform cunnilingus on a 100 y\o privately owned corporation like the US Fed. If I’d have known that vulgarity wasn’t allowed while commenting on vulgar acts of treason, I’d have never even tried to comment myself. Wonder what “251omega” would have said at the Battle of Gettysburg? Oh-diddle, I’ve been shot?
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A lousy political drug-joke. (Well, Duh?)
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Charlie Sheen gets religion & runs for congress. Once there, he decides to emulate that great secretly Jewish Masonic statesman & master of the subtle put down Winston Churchill, even tho he’s still a crack-head. One of the women there fronts him about being high as the US deficit & as low as snake shit at the same time & Charlie wittily retorts “Yes madam, butt (sic) you’re beautiful, & in the morning I’ll be sober. Wanna-fcuk?”
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Robby Daniel.
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Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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