The ten new ‘NWO’ commandments :-)

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The ten new ‘NWO’ commandments.
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1) -Thou shalt have no other gods before the ‘NWO’ gods, except the ones they’ll eventually tell you to bow down to, who only exist underground in ancient caverns where they live on an organic diet of freshly fcuked virgins, or else live in the underpants of the Illuminati masters & their minions, occasionally visiting the butt (sic) of the ungodly.
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2) -Thou shalt not take the name of thy ‘NWO’ God in vain; for Titular Illuminati head Senator McCocaine will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vainglorious vanity.
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3) -Remember the Judeo Xtian Sabbath day to always keep it holy, unless said Sabbath day happens to fall on any Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, or any other day of the week for that matter.
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4) -Thou shalt not kill, unless you either work for CIA as a hired killer lawfully permitted to kill any human older or younger than the last time their mother’s blood fed them thru the placenta, or else work for any of the various US tax payer funded agencies who (Un) officially oversee all Al Queada operatives, or you’re in the US Military & your job is to kill designated Al Queada enemy terrorists or anyone else whom they order you to kill.
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5) -Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless it’s with your ex wife, her husband, his boyfriend, your wife’s brother, your wife’s brother’s boyfriend, your wife’s girlfriend, your boyfriend’s girlfriend, your girlfriend’s boyfriend, or their cat, their dog, their pet rabbit, their goat, their hamster, or any child they have which is over the legal age of four.

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(Ex-bishops may be permitted to live in sin with a pygmy possum as their life partner, only on condition they receive the current pope’s permission in writing, or receive the archbishop’s sanction tattooed on their ass before the first sexual encounter occurs. This is to stop the terrible abuse of wildlife & native fauna as well as marine mammals currently undertaken by randy old ex-bishops who’ve left the church)
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6) -Thou shalt not steal, unless thy name is Bernie, Ben, Allan, John, Joe, Larry, Curly, Moe, Curly-Joe, Shemp, Tom, Jerry, King Arthur, King Solomon, King David, King William, King Richard, King Canute, Attila the Hun, Ghenghis Khan, Redbeard, Bluebeard, or Barry.
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7) -Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, unless we pay you a shitload of money first, or else we simply blackmail you to either lie in court or tell the media whatever we tell you to, unless we tell you not to at the same time πŸ˜‰

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8) -Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, unless it’s a really-really good one & Ur a Washington congressman or a Wall St banker, or Ur gay & sleep with the son of one.
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9) -Thou shalt also not covet thy neighbour’s wife unless we tell you to do so, however you can always covet his manservant, his maidservant, his ox, & especially his ass. In the ‘NWO’ you can always covet thy neighbour’s ass ‘OR’ his donkey.
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10) -Thou shalt never question thy govt’s official version of the 911 fiasco.

If thou truly wish to see the promised land beyond the Jordon, then thou shalt fully believe with all of thy heart & all of thy mind & all of thy soul, & all of thy spirit & strength, that the evil Al Queada organisation under the control of a dead Saudi who’d been replaced by an Aussie born lookalike called “Vanstone” pulled the 911 terrorist attacks on their own, merely using box cutters to steal the planes & disable NORAD & send the US Air Force to Alaska with no direct or indirect help from the US Govt or their US Fed masters.
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(Praised be the name of the US Fed Almighty, Halle-almightydollar-lujah)
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πŸ™‚

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(Hi Graham, suck much being dead?)
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An Xtian bishop becomes dissatisfied with “THE LORD” so he goes to a Satanic church to make a deal with the devil. After naively surrendering control of his soul to someone else he couldn’t see rather than some thing else he couldn’t see, he finally gets the reward he’s sought his entire life. In exchange for submission to the devil he gets a Teflon penis. As a simple man he’s comforted with this outcome, knowing no more ‘SHIT’ will ever stick to his dcik πŸ˜‰

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The following are mostly YouTube comments on various atheist sites.

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(YouTube reply to someone claiming religious indoctrination was child abuse, which it probably is, except when someone who genuinely loves you more than their own life is doing the indoctrinating, in which case it’ll have a little good as well as a little bad too)
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Sure, Sean. Religious indoctrination of children is a form of child abuse.

Yet I’m not a theist BTW, & I’m also fully spiritually aware & politically aware & am also a vaguely occult minded existential animist, who’d learnt enough of the lies society lives by to have a point of view in my old age. Perhaps you’ve never heard me say the omnipotent omnipresent (Invisible) cosmic magi god is merely a deceased being called “Lucifer” who fakes the living with fairy stories to get their soul’s energy?

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Listening to congress do never ending repeated-news story lies on C-Span, considering all the coke & blow-jobs (sic) they all do, I’d wonder whether the US media are together enough to even attempt butt (sic) sex with Benny Hinn without poking each other in the eye with their collective highly illuminated enlightened Masonic-kabala Jesus-penis, or their Masonic-Jew kabala ‘Moses’ god-rod staff while attempting consensus via congressional coitus πŸ™‚

Lets all thank the Lord Fraud Almighty for the religious right 😦

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Christ said to Jews “Ye are of your father the devil. He was a liar thief & murderer from the beginning”. Sceptics claim a devil don’t exist, implying Jews made the story about Christ up. That logically proves the point about them being liars. Recent WW2 history, where the US Fed financed the Nazis in 33 to wreck Europe & steal the gold loaned back to the Fed 40 yrs later in 73, also proves the other two points, as if the devil ‘IS’ real, yet don’t prove Satan is the devil. It proves god is πŸ™‚
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BatteryChef1 46 minutes ago
Wait…. What proved what?
Was there a legitimate argument made in this post or are you trolling?
Reply Β· Vote UpVote Down in reply to Bro Jack (Show the comment)
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We’ll just refer it to the “Legitimate argument” peer review committee then shall we?

Meanwhile as there was no “Habeas Corpus” on the bodies of Moses Elijah & the Christ, while both Isaiah & Baptist were cut up, we can rightly assume there was foul play. In addition Stephen James Peter & many others were also coldly murdered.

Sounds like the “God of the Jews” is a violent chappy. He probably has the Aztec goddess Xochiquetzal over for a bit of rumpy-pumpy & human sacrifice every Ishtar;-)
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There’s lots of cultures which believe their ancestors are the gods, in effect believing each & every deceased family member watches, guards, guides or enlightens those who are physically alive still. There’s no evidence for that, yet it’s a belief which doesn’t threaten eternal torture on those who decline to cooperate or submit to Judeo Xtian myths. The so called ‘GOD’ of the Judeo Xtian myth never proves itself as real, yet is the biggest proof of a devil existing outside of devil worship 😦
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Listening to congress on C-Span, I’m hearing them promote a new religion. It’s based around the ancient Masonic occult science of “Transmagromification” which mirrors Catholic transubstantiation, yet the Masonic version isn’t imaginary. (Snicker) This new religion is one where chicken-shit turns into chicken salad the moment you eat it. Thus the central meaning of any word that bothers you is “Transmagromified” into an endless line of disconnected thoughts that resist all normal discombobulation 😦

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To atheists I’d propose these questions. What if a soul really existed & a devil pretends to be an omnipotent omnipresent cosmic magi-god? What if the entire religious structure was rotten to the core with the same type of Luciferin assholes (Idiots) who murdered Moses Elijah Isaiah & Baptist + Christ Stephen James & Peter? What if none of these murdered men believed in omnipotent angry cosmic gods, yet believed a spark of ourselves survives our physical death? Is the darkness the truth & the light a bigger lie than congress?

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Near 95+% of the US Congress are members of a Masonic Lodge. Associated lodges such as Elk’s & Buff’s connect to the Masonic Lodge with masters of those lodges secretly attending a separate lodge under control of a ‘GWM’ Mason on a night other than the one the riff-raff attend. “Daughters of the Nile” & the “Order of the Silver Star” cater for females. Yet 33rd degree Masons Eliphaz Levi & Albert Pike openly state “Lucifer is the Masonic god”. So where’s the separation between Ur church & state?

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Do you ‘BELIEVE’ in congress or the US Constitution anymore?
All you’ve really got now is the precept of what Ur media says congress says exists. They’re not telling the truth much. They’d be far more believable if they were talking about a massive high tech flying penis called a ‘BLACK ROD’ governing the earth thru the American dream. Anyway I’m only being catty there, cause everyone knows America is sooo based on obeying the law of almighty god. They even got his name on their dollar bill πŸ™‚

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(Someone claiming Hollywood Jews worship the devil)
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That’s often true as the sub-culture of post-LaVey Satanism becomes a political power structure used to subvert old pretenses & fake norms which Hollywood as well as Judeo Xtianity told us we lived by if we’re to consider ourselves normal. There is indeed a very weird set of money & beliefs at work over the last 2 decades, seeking to impose newer even more perverted fascist roles on ppl, yet don’t you still gotta be of Jewish descent or at least sleeping with a Jew to get ahead in Hollywood? πŸ˜‰

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(The Great Ponzi-scheme in the sky)
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“But the Christian god also provides for a possible eternal bliss” he says?
(We can rightly assume you’ve got a straight face & aren’t taking the piss)
Bernie Madoff provided possible big-returns for ‘HIS’ Ponzi-scheme too πŸ™‚

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In the beginning was an infinite being who was bored. He’d been infinite ever since other infinite beings threw him down a black hole in a parallel universe. He popped up here when this one expanded out of energy contained in the singularity of that parallel universe black hole. Being bored was especially boring with no one to pick on so he created Satan & allowed Satan to create us so they could both confuse the living fcuk out of us. Then he became human so he could whack himself & be finite.

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So you knew the Judeo-Xtian ‘GOD’ some like to call ‘YHWH’ or others humorously call “YaaHee WaaHee” was a deceased “Light-bearer Lucifer” being who makes his ‘Living’ (Snicker) faking the living by pretending to be an omnipotent omnipresent cosmic magi?

Are you highly informed in the occult science Masonry uses to run state religions? Did you knew Masonic style secret societies secretly worship Lucifer as the Masonic ‘GOD’ yet also run Judeo Xtianity & have done since Saul of Tarsus? If so you’re highly informed. As for “Bill Gates” he’s a Mason, so he’d be omnipotent like the deity he serves πŸ˜‰

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Some dude who thinks I’m funny.
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Congress is funnier than me, daring to repeat the “Ted Cruz” fillibuster ad infinitum as if it’s just been done. They seem 2B stuck in some poor BBC “Dr Who” script where they go round & round in a time warp with some ‘ET’ they call god. Those guys are mostly Masons, & that means they worship Lucifer as 33rd degree Masons Eliphaz Levi & Albert Pike clearly stated. So does that mean they’re “Liars Thieves & murderers” like their god is? “Cocaine is a hell of a drug” like Rick James once said πŸ˜‰

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Looks like the bible got it wrong about the beginning of humanity, all things considered.
Judging by the way everything is going down on the world stage & especially in America & Australia, here’s an alternative view if you don’t wish to believe humanity evolved from apes who evolved from amoeba. In the beginning was a headfcuk. A headfuck was with god & a headfuck was god. Thus we beheld the only true (sic) headfuck of god who was, is & will be until we all stop lying whenever we’re told to πŸ˜‰

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A comment to someone who’d (Rightly) claimed the letter “J” didn’t exist until 500 years ago, meaning the name of Jesus couldn’t have existed back then.
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Are you implying some guy called “Esus” healed the sick & preached empowerment to the little ppl, thus pissing the authorities off so much they felt the need to arrest him, judge him, beat him, ritually fcuk him, scourge him, crucify him, then steal his dead corpse & cook it up B4 eating most of it in traditional Mid East Molech worship? πŸ˜‰
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Atheist “Bitchslaps” Christian video.
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Every time I’ve watched the beginning of this vid, which is numerous times when I’m commenting, that preacher guy whacks himself in the hand. Isn’t his hand getting sore yet? At least from wanking too much, if not cause he keeps hitting himself over & over πŸ˜‰

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Ditto the above video to some cnut pretending to be a nice old man.

Indeed “Blick”, indeed. To some in the occultist arts ‘ESP’ exists at the 3rd level of Masonry, at which point they’ll begin to learn all sorts of things which aren’t covered in anything butt (sic) “Para-psychology” sciences which the Jewish kabala & the WW2 Gestapo & the ‘SS’ & Cold War Russians & even the American CIA (Successfully) spent so much time studying. Why is it an atheist’s business if ppl think they have a soul? Just keep convincing them there’s no omnipotent cosmic magician.

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The Judeo-Xtian god is total deception. It’s proved itself for a 1000+ years 😦
Who says “Matt” is any smarter than that “Almighty god?” (sic) He’d have to have 2 neurons in each hemisphere powered by a T-Model Ford to be any dumber than the god of Ur Judeo Xtian religion. There’s no omnipotent omnipresent cosmic magician. Bugs Bunny & Donald Duck could work that out. The Judeo Xtian god is simply the old Luciferin Adamic “Baal” from antiquity. What rules the galaxy is physical & big high tech.

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(Comment to a Troll-account called “Michael Meridius” calling me anti-Semitic.

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I’m of biological Jewish descent from a literal WW2 Nazi Mr “Michael Meridius” Sir.
That would make me a racist Jewish bigot, although I’m not a follower of Judaism.
I’m not even a believer in Xtianity, so you can’t call me an Xtian bigot. Nope, I’m a follower of the thoughts within the words of the Christ in Mathew & John, yet definitely ‘NOT’ an Xtian. So when all is said & done you’re merely an anti-Semitic racist bigot yourself for picking on a free thinking man of Jewish biological descent.

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Religion without critical thought is like sex without intimacy 😦

Note: In regard to the comment underneath, please note I’m not an Xtian, yet think the Christ is simply awesome.Β However, first you’ve got to understand his heart & mind as revealed in Mathew, once you learn to look for the Luciferin occultist lies the Johanan disciples possibly placed in the gospel of John to deliberately highlight the lies. Those Jewish men, like all other true prophets, were hard core dissenters who lived in fascist times & had to mask their words to live long enough to die a rotten death once anyone found out how smart they were.

Any religion preaching grace thru Christ’s heart as in some Pauline magic-blood dispenser of grace yet ignoring his mind as contained within ‘HIS’ words is despitefully using him as most of them always do & does as much or more damage to his true purpose & real intent than a coven of evil old hags eating babies to restore the fading beauty of their once virginal flesh.

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(The man I’d replied to underneath hated Xtians & blamed it on Christ)

(Most Xtians near completely ignore the words of Christ & follow Saul)

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Once again (Again) there’s no (Show comment) button to point out what comment I’m commenting on. Excuse my ramblings if they bore you. I’ve been listening to congress on C-Span & those guys are like Chinese water torture. Anyway dude, hate to burst your bubble, butt (sic) I’m ‘NOT’ a believer or follower of Xtianity. My soul is my own, tho I’ll admit a certain amount of my sanity comes from the words of the Christ in Mathew & John. You sound bitter, almost as if Creflow Dollar orbits Uranus πŸ™‚

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More pompous moronic know-nothing waffle from a pompous know-nothing waffler?
If the omnipotent omnipresent omniscient (Invisible) almighty cosmic magician ever put a video on YouTube, it’d most likely be invisible like him. You’d have to have enough faith to buy preacher Benny Hinn a holiday home in Bermuda, & buy the lawyer of preacher Jessie Duplantis a new Porsche, as well as send Ken Copeland’s wife Gloria on an extended European holiday, before you could ever be worthy enough to see it πŸ™‚

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(Someone who doubted Christ & St Peter prophesy a supernova)

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I’ll keep it in mind if I’m still alive when the shock wave of the Supernova St Peter implies in 2Pet Ch3 tears the earth a new anus on one side of the planet & literally melts water molecules on the other side less than a 20th of a second later. If I’m dead & hanging out with the Satanic bad guys in Hades as a ghostie, I’m not even sure I’ll be able to hear it. Do you think Einstein’s ghost will be watching to make sure the supernova shock wave doesn’t travel faster than the speed of light? πŸ™‚

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Comment to idiots on the “Atheist bitchslaps” anti-abortionist video.

Too many atheists playing devil’s advocate (sic) here pose as Xtians.

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True followers of the Christ have to get out of Dodge B4 sundown, even if they don’t even believe in angry cosmic magicians & eternal hell-fire, otherwise the rootin tootin big Sheriff ‘Blick-Black’ will get Deputy Sean Lynch to Lynch-em, or hang-em high, or Lynch them & hang them high, & then drag them out of town using a bunch of boring old rehashed pet atheist phrases, B4 burning their lousy theist corpse in effigy 😦

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(Someone talking about a ‘New heaven & new earth’ the book of Revelation speaks of)
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If that happens, & it might, then it’s ‘ALREADY’ happened in that “Far away country” the Christ himself spoke of. Yet in the real world, expect that “Far away country” the Christ spoke of to literally be a 1000 light years away from here, literally. Also in the real world, or rather cosmos, expect to go thru a literal supernova & be rescued from a post supernova solar-system wide “Lake of Fire” before you’ll ever see it πŸ™‚
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It’s ‘OK’ to hug the un-huggable & mock the un-mockable πŸ™‚

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This little rant underneath is often heard in secret among well-informed Masons, yet that doesn’t imply I’m saying it’s true. I’m saying it ‘COULD’ be true & they’re not telling you it’s true because it would cause you to begin to ask so many questions about these subjects & others that the complete lack of preparation to set ppl free by telling the truth about ‘EVERYTHING’ would soon become apparent. They like to imply that would create a total breakdown of good order worldwide, possibly implying they’d have to kill us all to keep the peace of the king’s loyal subjects πŸ™‚

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(Just in case you’re really stupid, this is ‘SATIRE’ underneath)

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In the beginning was Big Ears. Big Ears was lonely so he created Noddy out of dirt to love him, until Noddy transgressed unwritten law by killing Big Ears for being a know-it-all fcuk. Feeling extremely wrathful, Big Ears went to the Hades to sulk while he worked out a way to get even. Finally Big Ears decided to get Noddy to kill his only begotten son, so everyone would know what a murdering shit Noddy was. (Hear ye the word of the lord) Will anyone be worshiping this crap in 5000 yrs time? πŸ˜‰

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All hail Big Ears. Ppl calling him “Satan” really hurts his feelings.
As for Noddy he can call himself ‘GOD’ all he wants, yet I’d sooner trust Bernie Madoff with my bank account & the US Congress with my anal virginity than ever try to believe ‘THAT’ crap again. On a personal slightly less sarcastic level I’d been trying to put old ‘MYTH’ about ‘ET’ Satan’s scientifically creating a Pre-Adamic giant Luciferin race into a silly joke. Those deceased Luciferin Adamic race became our gods & devils.

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(This bit here ‘ISN’T’ satire, it’s just intellectual laziness in 500 Chars)

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In the beginning was a race of ‘ET’ beings we call Satan. They were all stranded on the 3rd rock from the sun doing 2 million years to life for crimes of murder, passion, + inter-species sex + some undefined galactic disobedience to do with unauthorized eugenic experiments. So the Satan’s created our Adamic Luciferin forefathers cause they wanted to & had already been jailed for it anyway. Then the Lucifer’s rebelled & killed their creators, yet not B4 the Satan’s spiked the planet with a flood.

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A rather dumb Satanist dies & goes to the afterlife, expecting 2B thrown in the pit of hell to burn in eternal fiery torment. Instead he winds up at Republican National Headquarters, where the devil, who’s also their chief rabbi, asks him if he’s a Jew. When the man says he isn’t butt (sic) he’s willing to try anything once, the rabbi says to him “How about a Patriot Act with a free lobotomy?” The man doesn’t get it, so he’s sent to the unfunny Democratic part of hell with brimstone & stuff 😦
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Standard Judeo-Xtian doctrine of heaven & hell is a massive deception.

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It’s rather lame to confuse hell with limbo which is what Ur perchance referring to. Limbo is a bit of a misnomer as it’s better to call it “Hades” instead. It’s not hot & it’s not a prison, tho it is dark cause nobody out there cooperates with the real god of this world Lucifer. If there was a plan by Judeo Xtian Masonic Zionists to confuse the language by warping the use of words, then they certainly succeeded.Β Even the original god word really only refers to the souls of dead priests & kings.

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So you think you know me do you? The familiarity breeds contempt.

Contempt often breeds familiarity, so why not just ‘FCUK-OFF’ fool 😦

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There was a time when Xtians called me a Satanist while at the same damn time Satanists called me an Xtian, mostly cause I’d refuse to agree with either if I’d thought they were wrong. I’d simply respond with a comment laterally questioning their viewpoint or empirically supporting the other side’s. I’d long known the Judeo Xtian god ‘Yaahee Wahee’ was really Lucifer yet knew few others did. How many Satanists today realize their fascist lord is the Judeo Xtian deception too? Christ still rocks!

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The historical hard-ass Jew Christ said to the “Children of the Kingdom” (Govt) of his day, which pretty well equates to the Illuminati-Jew Masons of today, that they would be “Thrown into the outer darkness” which the ancient prophet Enoch loosely touches on.

That means unless they repent & show the full fruits of their repentance, they’d be rescued from the post supernova “LAKE OF FIRE” which Christ prophesied we all face, then given the “Resurrection of shame” (New body thru science) only to then be bound hand & foot & cast out of this very universe into the darkness down the event horizon of the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Their first day there, relative to time here, may well last a trillion years & there might easily be a (Relative) quadrillion years of those trillion year days they’ll endure before the energy in that black hole ever forms a new big bang (Mini) universe, if indeed it ever does. It may just prove to be a dud.Β Until then they’d never be able to even incarnate, let alone cease to exist. ‘THAT’ is the only ‘ETERNAL HELL’ that exists, & it’s a biggie as far as I’m concerned, meaning I’ve zero intention of joining any Illuminati-Jew idiot in their eternal reward. I’m not that stupid πŸ™‚

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(Here’s the ‘YouTube’ version of that underneath in a mere 500 Chars)

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The concept of an eternal fiery hell exists in the minds of those who hope it happens to others. That’s the small minded religious folks who pretend, or actually believe, that ‘THEIR’ particular brand of religious deception ensures them a “Get out of jail” card. The real “Lake of fire” part which the Christ spoke of, is this solar system post supernova, something far closer than your tenured scientists are allowed to admit by your govt. The only true damnation is 2B thrown down an event horizon.

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Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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