Atheism Faith & Fairy Tales – The Atheist Experience #618

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These are comments which were placed on an old “Atheist Experience” site on YouTube

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You have the right to freely choose atheism, faith, humor, truth, logic, or group delusion.
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Anything requiring you to surrender the above for a higher cause is a fascist fairy tale.
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Fairy stories? When Hansel & Gretal asked the wicked (Atheist) witch to “Plz explain how ‘WE’ got here” she thought they were mocking her story about abiogenesis & evolution. So she tied them up & put them in the pot & cooked them up & ate them, while cackling to herself about the “Survival of the fittest” once again prevailing. Trouble was, all Hansel & Gretal were really asking was directions to get back home. Their English was extremely poor & they were lost, & didn’t bring any bread crumbs.
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According to Masons Eliphaz Levi & Albert Pike, Lucifer is god. So fcuk their god.

Yet according to the Xtians, Lucifer is also the devil too. So fcuk the devil as well.

According to atheists neither god nor devil exist. According to Satanists, Satan is Lord of all things. How about a new television show where preachers like Benny Hinn & Jessie Duplantis & Kenny Copeland get in the MMA ring with the corpse of Anton LaVey (We’ll just dig him up) & Matt Delahunty for a death match on who’s right?
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(Comment about the Garden of Eden mythology)

In the beginning was a big fat smelly hairy Goyim ass.

It’s where the Jewish god was eventually discovered 😉
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(Comment to someone claiming Xtianity was a fairy tale)

Trying to stay on the good side of Peter Pan then are we? 🙂

That’s good, you’d never know when Tinkerbell may strike 😉
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American Jews are likely to portray my religious historical or political comments as a joke cause I’ll often lapse into a little bit of humor to lighten the heavy load of real-world knowledge I’ve carried since childhood. In my own mind (sic) some of my jokes ‘ARE’ pretty funny. However you’d have to be a secretly Jewish mother short of a black African American president (sic) not to know which bits are mere humor & which aren’t.

Fcuk the Judeo Xtian god, it’s merely a devil in the Jew heart 😦
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Christian bastardry hypocrisy & idiocy gives Christ a bad name.

Jewish bastardry idiocy & hypocrisy gives their god a bad name.

The Judeo Xtian god is indeed a fraud, a total shyster level scam.

Anyone who’s read Christ, heard of the rebellion the elders created in his name a decade before his death, & brutally crushed using Roman military forces, much like they used the Normans a 1000 years ago, or Germany Russia & America more recently, may see Christ as a radical anarchist with heart & soul.

(The historical Christ rocked. He was fcuking awesome)
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(Comment to a theist who’d stated Jesus lived cause they were unique)

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I’m unique cause the whole milky way galaxy was placed here to house this planet which the lord fraud abiogenesis almighty chose as a unique place to evolve me on, without ‘ANY’ other ET life having evolved anywhere else in the galaxy, let alone the universe, so as to make me feel special & of course unique. Tho occasionally, both theists & atheists scare the crap out of me because they’re deliberate frigging idiots.

Tell me about your ‘UNIQUE’ personal relationship with atheism or religion? 😉
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(More fairy tales & morbid fantasies about life)

Quoted from the Book of Atheism, Ch 6: verse 66.

“In the beginning was nothing. Nothing was with nothing & nothing was nothing. Nothing created Amoeba & said unto it ‘Go ye forth & divide’. Amoeba evolved Jellyfish & Jellyfish evolved Fish. Fish soon evolved Amphibian & nothing was pleased. Amphibian evolved Lizard & Lizard evolved Ape & Ape evolved Neanderthal. After 2 legs first called on the name of nothing he got badly screwed by ET.

So Neanderthal evolved homo erectus & here we are now” 🙂

(We’re screwed)
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“In the beginning was money. Money was with money & money was money. Then money begat political power & political power begat kings. Money was pleased with it’s work so it had serial butt (sic) sex with it’s kings & the result was state religion. Religion was a big jerk & only slept with money & gay kings, so it decided to convert the common man for god. This is when the state instituted religion as it’s official opiate”.

Quoted from the Book of Money, Kings, Religion & serial Butt (sic) Sex 😉

(We’re really screwed)
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Robby Daniel.
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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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