Spiritually speaking Senator Mason, unlike your patriotic good self, I’m extremely honest & totally irreverant.

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Mostly (Tho not all) quasi-religious Youtube comments.

I’m not a theist, just trying to be a friend of the Christ.

The entire angry “Cosmic Magician” crap is idiotic.

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(Reply to a pompous trolling fcukwit)

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Understanding spiritual theories takes as much time & effort as does science. Theories develop from myths consistent with all other relevant theories. That way they take into account aspects of spiritual experiences &\or falsehoods which have often been challenged by thinkers from previous millennia. A spiritual theory becomes a genuine spiritual perspective if it works for you yet doesn’t seek to cause others harm for not accepting it. The Christ was merely working with what was already there.

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A position of logic governing perceptions of truth only takes a form of reason when subjected to laws of moral decency as espoused in Christ’s teachings, or as honestly espoused in the words of other true prophets of any other religion that isn’t trying to manipulate the mind of the masses. Please note the true Christ never sought to ‘MANIPULATE’ ppl as that isn’t what true love is about. He only sought to educate, inspire, warn, caution, or guide the Jewish sheep that were charged to his care.

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Have fun ruling up in donkey-dcik heaven, or atheist donkey-ass hell, Dr Markey-Mark.

You could probably out-debate both ends of the philosophical donkey at the same time.

Just as long as the donkey wore a sheepskin apron & paid his dues at the lodge, right?

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I’d class biblical creationists as being on a philosophical ladder two rungs up from the bottom rung, where a bemused chimp is peeling a banana. I’d class atheists who believe the theory of evolution gives plausibility to abiogenesis as being at least a rung above the theist going on about creationism, yet that monkey will no doubt make both of them look like monkeys in a couple million years or so.

You know, survival of the fittest, as long as the bananas hold out that is ๐Ÿ˜‰

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“Our abiogenesis, who art a heathen, atheism is thy name. Thy will be done, more evolution must come, on mutant like it did on monkey. Give us this day our daily US Fed, forgive us our third world debt gouging, after we already bleed them dry. We pray unto thee abiogenesis, because thine is the story, the power & the glory, forever & ever, until we stop being as stupid as theists, amen.”ย  ๐Ÿ˜‰

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That evasive reply must be the political science part of Ur psychology degree.

Excuse me for thinking, however I’ve yet to see a piece of paper make a stupid person smart, or a false religion make a wolf in sheep’s clothing like you anything other than a wolf. Get brave & really describe your heaven & hell using the English language, or keep trying to force others to accept your limited capacity to understand your own spiritual reality. Try quoting the Christ to correct me, if you feel the need.

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I’d post a link to a funny vid where I’d seriously question the basic ‘IQ’ of both groups for believing in things they can’t prove to a satisfactory intellectual rationale like abiogenesis & the changes to species being random mutations for the atheists, or the crap moral standard for our race which the theists cover up with some kind of bent light verses darkness pseudo Zoroastrianism fairy tale, only that’d be self serving egotistical crap & I’ve not written the words or filmed the vid yet ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Next you’ll claim there’s scientific proof that ‘ET’ didn’t evolve 2 billion yrs B4 humans did & thus couldn’t have been messing with the DNA of the planet + the species. You’d be excused for not seeing the references in biblical Mosaic myth to the scientific manipulation of DNA in Genesis, mostly because most theist fools can’t stop trying to pretend that ‘THEIR’ literal take on scripture, especially creation, means an omnipotent cosmic magician must have done the deed, + built the universe ๐Ÿ˜‰

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(Was the bible the only book ofย myth ppl wrote knowingย few would believe it)

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No dude, that was either the Warren Commission or the ‘NIST’ one methinks.

Now be fair, all things considered. The gospels relate the story of a political activist who knew his life was toast to dare challenge the status quo, so he left his words with his friends so that they would outlive him, + Peter & James actually knew him in person. So again they’re talking about their friend & his deeper thoughts about all sorts of things. It’s kind of a pity that “Saul of Tarsus” didn’t get run over by a bus ๐Ÿ˜‰

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The more famous of WW2 fascists + their American & English Illuminati Jew financiers pursued exhaustive studies of these matters, taking into account the best scientific fact + hidden occult sciences available. They concluded A/ This universe came from energy leaked from a black hole in a primary pre existing universe (Multiverse) & B/ God & Satan were deceitful Jewish takes on Zoroastrianism played with much malice aforethought & C/ Our pre lake of fire star is running out of hydrogen fastย  ;-(

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“Our St Christopher who art a heathen, hallowed be thy name. Thy ‘NWO’ govt come & thy will be done on earth & in gay closets at Cambridge. Give us this day Catholic BBC Producer Peter Day as our daily Molech worship bread for his biased take on the many biblical idiocies you get by pretending scripture isn’t meant 2B read as anything other than ‘MYTH’ except for Christ’s moral commands + savvy anyway. We pray to you Oh St Hitch the divine, in the name of Bill Maher’s metrosexual gay ass, amen.”

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Uno) Ur big bang theory doesn’t match deep field galaxies estimated 2B round 47 billion light yrs away, which is OK if it’s only a theory ๐Ÿ˜‰

Duo) The theory of evolution can’t be proved, as in there could have been capricious ‘ET’s’ playing Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory with DNA after each major extinction event with only the fittest surviving ๐Ÿ˜‰

Tre) By your own daft logic, once you take the ‘THEORY’ of abiogenesis into an evolutionary account, you hoist yourself on a godly petard ๐Ÿ˜‰

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According to both sides of the god deception, it’s either going to be an omnipotent omnipresent angry cosmic magician of the theists, or the random chemical interactions of the abiogenesis some atheists propose spontaneously causing DNA then said DNA evolving thru random changes to go from amoeba to jellyfish to politician then onto faithless treasonous asshole. So it’s a tossup between one outright delusion, or another more partial delusion, deliberately blind to it’s own gross shortcomings ๐Ÿ˜‰

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A/ Are you trying to make a joke with your first point? That’s a ‘D’ there Nick.

B/ It’s another ‘D’ in humour & rationale B4 you get to the overwhelming bit.

C/ You’ve stated all things not provable are said by theists to be proof that ‘GOD’ did it, true? Then 2 jets downing 3 skyscrapers on 911 was proof of a Muslim god, not to mention gravity if you’re an idiot, or string theory & harmonic field resonance if you’re not. Personally, I’m thinking both atheists & theists are heavily deluded ๐Ÿ˜‰

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A cheap Troll trick from such an illuminated elderly avatar? ๐Ÿ˜‰

It’s almost as if Ur in the Masonic lodge & A/ In a dishonest way Ur job is to knock Judeo-Xtian religious deceptions Ur lodge created? B/ You don’t want average pplย  to learn of an ancient Zoroastrian monotheistic deception the Egyptian pharaoh god kings (sic) started & venerated pre Masonic forbearer Solomon the wise (sic) codified? C/ You don’t want average little folk to know why Masons did god crap & what Ur really up to now?

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Did you know the Judeo-Xtian thing is run by Masons & they’re traceable back to 4th century Comacines yet by their own boasting go back to Jewish King Solomon? In other words, these omnipotent omnipresent angry cosmic magician “Stone Age” beliefs should instead be called “Stonemason” age beliefs, cause they’re run by occultist illuminated Masons & always were. Probably this omnipotent god shit was a pyramid scam some god king put together back when Fred Flintsone played fullback for Bedrock ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Go back to the Masonic lodge today & try as bit more big anal-kabala dude.

It should reconnect you to the one & only Judeo-Xtian Lord Fraud Almighty.

(We won’t tell anybody what the funny undies & lambskin aprons are for)

In the meantime, the modern world will never find out thru me that Masons run the whole god scam, cause I’m just about to give me word that I’ll never tell no one who don’t already know already. You just keep on always concealing & never revealing ๐Ÿ˜‰

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It’s run by Masonry, which is itself run by Jews.

You’re dead right it’s a control mechanism too.

Remember the evil Muslims who supposedly did 911 because the Jews who really ‘DID’ do it said they did, mostly volunteered Xtians & atheists to go kill a couple million Muslims to teach them all a lesson about which god to bow to (Jewish occult) & who’s who & what’s what, so religion is indeed a control mechanism of excellence & it’s run by Jews.

As I’m of Jewish bio-extraction, my opinion matters.

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Is September 11 still America’s lobotomy-day parade Mr Bush?

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You part of a “Tear everyone down to Ur level” sect?

I’m related to the ‘ZOG’ mob & Hitler himself was a bio Astor Jew, so I’m sensing a severe bow curtsy & tug of the forelock to feudal masters in you, who by the way were Jews descended from Normans. Never mind old son, you sort your own issues out & me Moses Elijah Isaiah Baptist Stephen & Peter (Murdered) will continue to agree with what Christ said to Jews, as in “Ye are of your father the devil, a liar thief & murderer from the beginning”.

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I’ve got waaay more classy skills in most things than you ever will.

Anyway, what do ‘YOU’ care if I’d dare accuse Yank-Jews of 911?

I’ll go out on a limb now & assume you’re one of the new crowd who gets their fun with secretly taking a safe position at the rear of anything & everything, to the point where if you’d ever joined the military, you’d have fought a war in a support role by changing toilet rolls in a general’s privy.

(Or, in simpler English, you’re a wanker. Go pick on someone else)

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The big atheist delusion is they either don’t or can’t understand Masonic & other types of Jew secretly consider themselves to be as the ‘GOD’ of this world as Christ sarcastically called it. Indeed just as he always said, it’s a “LIAR THIEF & MURDERER” from the beginning. Course, most half wit theists or atheists might dismiss that, yet again I’d said they secretly considers themselves as the real “Gods of this world” & work hard using dirty politics & deceptive occult to maintain the illusion.

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If baldness as a hair colour can be compared to religion as a reality, then lots of bald people in America worship Dick as a religion & voted for Dick in 2000 to prove it. They got lots of it on 911 yet even so it was still George who became US President & not Dick, as Dick was only a 2IC-VP. If treating politics as bald religion, you claim patriotism is like having a spare bald Dick if you ever need one for President.

So 911 was an act of god’s bald Dick, thru his faith based action groups? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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I’m merely a truthful messenger then after death a truthful witness.

As for the “God’s Speed” thing I’ll decline that thank you. I’ve often been unwillingly watching the real Judeo Xtian god up real close & personal since ‘IT’ first forced itself into my life as a terrorised & heavily abused little boy. My response, tho guaranteed to bring a certain amount of condemnation from both theists & atheists alike, is that the Judeo Xtian god is none other than Lucifer himself. He’s faking everyone out.

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Your point about ‘ET’ was cogent, yet you kind of lost me near the end.

You claiming Hitler & the other Astor offspring are alien poo punchers?

I’ve enough general knowledge to understand how one way or the other ‘ET’ could have been fcuking with human DNA for the last 400,000 yrs in the context of understanding eugenic science myths in Genesis + I’m aware most Nazi offspring were of Jewish descent & gay like their fathers. I’m just having a few problems tying one line of logic to the other ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Israelย  =ย  “Isis”ย  +ย  “RA”ย  +ย  your “El” which is short for “BEL” or Baal.

About time YHWH or perhaps “YaaHee WaaHee” as a very funny Pagan girl called him, was exposed for what he is which is an amalgam of other Mid East deities which Jews ever since Solomon all foisted upon the world for political control thru spiritual deception. If you want genuine dissenting truth, kill Saul of Tarsus & go back to Abram’s physical deity, Moses’ hidden myths, or Elijah Isaiah Baptist Christ Stephen & Peter.

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Joking about the prophet?

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Didn’t he turn 2 fish & 7 loaves of bread into an underage girl?

(Righto, that’s it, I’m banned from 52 countries + got a Fatwa)

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Ever heard of a shady group of Jew financiers financing both sides of WW2 & Korea + Cold War & Vietnam, whacking JFK & sticking a nuke under Congress in 65 as well as the USS Liberty, then got China to give an illegal gold loan to their US Fed which they used to bankrupt S&L’s + Wall St? Their old religion was Masonic kabala & then Globalism replacing a vote with a dollar. Surprisingly their new religion is metrosexual kabala & Tribbing so Ur US state can’t back a religion right? (You daft fcuk)

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The tube is now buried in fascist little quasi-atheist (Hidden) Jew bitches who post in upwards of 2 accounts, yet only to control (Censor) the flow of threads. What they don’t tell you is these little atheist (sic) Tribber lesbos are practicing Pagans in the sense of going to covens & chanting shit underneath full moons while going wild worshipping Herpes Uranus & Ishtar (Snicker) yet for whatever reason, they attack Xtianity here on these pages & ignore their own psycho superstitious Paganism.

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The Jewish god is the devil, yet the atheists say the devil don’t exist.

Then you think of the Astor-Jew descended Adolph Hitler ritually murdering those patriotic young (Underage) Hitler Youth in ritual Satanic murders in the months toward the close of the war & you realise the devil ‘DOES’ exist, in the heart of every heartless Jew like him who espouses a Judeo Xtian Masonic or Catholic religious belief as a mask for what they really serve. Both god & the devil exist in the average Jew breast.

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Dead doctors aren’t known to be particularly overly-dangerous.

However the living one’s are every bit as dangerous as priests.

Hey what do you get if you cross a fascist closet-priest like Hess with a fascist WW2 dictator with unlimited money like Hitler & an Italian Jew that was hung like a horse like Benito Mussolini, + a fascist Jewish German eugenics doctor with unlimited financial resource named Yosep Mengele?ย  YOU MEAN APART FROM DER BIG GAY “Daisy Chain” (Snicker) DON”T YOU HEINRICH? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Quoting the historical Christ to Jews of his day “Ye are of your father the devil, he was a liar a thief & a murderer from the beginning”. You must have heard that phrase dear Xtian SFB’s, cause it came from the dude you pretend to base your faith on. You Xtians are worshipping the deity Saul of Tarsus worshipped, whom the Christ once called “God of this world” in a brilliant moment of bitter satirical pun on the Jews.

Congrats on being another “Sucker for the Lord”. Christ must be so proud ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Fcuk your god. Fcuk your pedophile & your priest.

The historical Christ once taught that if anyone harmed a little one who believed in him, it’d be better for him to have a large rock (Anchor) tied round his neck & be cast into the sea (Drowned like a dog) rather than face what the Christ himself would do to him. In other words, the Christ was giving them a warning he expected the men who followed him to heed. The best way to ‘CURE’ a pedo is to take a length of rope & quietly drown the dog ๐Ÿ˜‰

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If you find comfort in an “Omnipotent cosmic magician” who cares for you, that’s sweet.

Myself, as a little boy I’d had two dolls called Timmy & Tommy who were quite comforting for me during various early acts of pedophilia Jews had put me thru. When I’d become an adult, I’d seen the Christ was a bit of a deep heart as well as a dear (Dangerous) soul who regarded himself as a shepherd of sorts. Take some advice girl. Give your make believe god the flick & cling to the historical Christ instead.

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The Fuehrer liked his morphine to be kosher ;-)))

Not too good at mixing speed & morphine tho ;-)))

Think of Stalingrad & the German fatherland ;-(((

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The absurdly omnipotent monotheistic religious absurdity.

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Don’t forget he’s omnipresent too. If you fart in a lift in New York, then in a very real way you’re farting in the face of the Lord Fraud Almighty. Hell, if you fart in your spacesuit as you’re space walking outside of the ISS as it itself orbits our tiny planet, then in that same way you’re farting in the face of the only true omnipresent Jewish god.

He’s just like Santa Claus. He knows when you been naughty & he knows when you been nice, + he counts your farts & keeps them all in a bottle ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Someone who doesm’t like profanity.

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Fcuk, fcuk, fcuk & fcuk you. You’re a real fcuked-up prude aren’t you?

You can act the loving hypocrite & insult ppl 24\7 using all of the nice words you wish, yet if they use bad language to insult you back, all of a sudden it’s game over & you terminate the discussion by assuming you won cause you’re better than them. Fcuk you for eternity you piecer of religious garbage. It’s cause of ppl like you that no one takes Christ’s words seriously. Remember dude, fcuk, fcuk, fcuk, fcuk & fcuk you ;-(

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If this was ‘MY’ vid, then like you I’d want the last say.

I’m not sure where to start to give you a final victory, however, I’m presuming it’s some sort of denial WW Astor didn’t ‘FCUK’ (Saxon for hoe) (Ho!) Adolph Hitler’s grand mother, then one of his (Stuart descended) cousins didn’t inseminate Adolph’s mom, then Astor’s shareholdings in the US Fed didn’t finance the Nazi war build up while British banks didn’t finance a Japanese build up? Or is it a Jewish God Vs Lucifer Zoroastrian thing?

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The 500 y\o Pagan root word ‘GOD’ simply meant “Spirit or soul of a deceased (Earthly) priest or king” which kind of means Pharaoh & King Saul + Nathan & Solomon & King Nebuchadnezzar & Caesar as well as King Alfred the Great & a lesser known cousin King Alfred the not so Great, as well as William the Conqueror & the (Deceased) Queen Mother. They’re all ‘GOD’ in a real sense of the word. A divine omnipotent “Cosmic Magician” god is only a Masonic invention first crafted by King (God) Solomon ๐Ÿ˜‰

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That’s a fair comment I’m unable to argue against as, 1/ I’m without the necessary information to confirm the bits that relate to the “Anonymous” organisation & 2/ I’d always thought it was a black op creation of the US Govt to either release info on ppl or groups they were against &\or sucker individuals into committing internet crime so they could be quietly arrested & removed under Obama’s “Cyber Security” act, & 3/ I’m not able to say I’d really give a big fcuk about scientology anyway ;-)))

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So then “Mr Pitt goes to Washington” could make a ‘HELL’ of a movie ๐Ÿ˜‰

Followed by a sequel called “Mr Pitt gets whacked down in Dallas Texas”.

The final movie in the trilogy is “Mr Pitt sues the US Fed for wrongful death”.

Later George Lucas does a cartoon series he calls “Mr Pitt goes to heaven?”

It’s a granted that my SOH is pretty lousy on a good day. It’s almost 5AM here & my bowel tumour is hurting (Too much info?) meaning I’ve gone too far again, right?

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I’ll acknowledge your grief. I’d seen a haunted hurt look you expect from a sensitive woman who’d felt the loss of not knowing the loving human potential an abortionist snuffed out. Back to my comment about your ‘GOD’ sweetie, I’m not trying to test your faith etc. I’d merely shared a perspective about the right balance of true humanity in faith for others. Xtianity would be far less of a pox on humanity if it had been solely based on Christ’s commands cause Saul got run over by a Greyhound bus.

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The Sesame Street Ecumenical sketch.

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“Hey Bishop Bert, are you over there bonking that choirboy?” ๐Ÿ˜‰

“Hell-no Bishop Ernie, I’m over ‘HERE’ bonking the choirboy” ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Christ implied we are ‘ALL’ gods. Don’t let those with knowledge trick you.

That troublemaker Jew even went as far as to say to them “Ye take (Away) keys to the house of (Spiritual) knowledge, yet you will not enter in yourself & you hinder those who seek to enter therein”. Just as there’s no theist who can ‘PROVE’ to anyone else such a thing as a soul or spirit even exists, there’s no atheist who can ‘PROVE’ it doesn’t, a point the Pharisees (Theists) & Sadducees (Atheists) always debated over.

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That’s cool if you need to. I’m 56 & according to some, still have problems with English let alone a language most of my English Stuart Norman Conqueror descended Jew ancestors stopped speaking when it became pointless if their serfs couldn’t understand a single bloody word they said ๐Ÿ˜‰

Just in case you give me a bad reputation here, I’m definitely ‘NOT’ a theist ‘OR’ an atheist either. I’m simply a poor man’s animist who thinks the Christ is what ‘HE’ said he was, tho ‘NOT’ what Xtianity says.

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Listen girl, I’m not without serious understanding in these things.

The fake apostle “Saul of Tarsus” was prophesied by Christ as someone who’d come in his own name & speak of himself. Go thru his writing & see how many times he literally quoted Christ. I’m hoping, just in case Ur genuine, you ‘PM’ me to ask me to expand. It’s impossible to do here, yet again, just in case. Take a good long ‘OBJECTIVE’ look at all his occultist writing to see how close he comes to Benny Hinn & Ken Copeland etc.

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The Christ had ‘BIG BALLS’ + a mind like a bear trap, yet never once claimed to be the son of an omnipotent, omnipresent omniscient cosmic magician with anger management issues. The whole (Ridiculous) present day Judeo Xtian shill is based on the words of another, very dishonest, Baal worshipping kabala-butt (sic) fcuking Jew called “Saul of Tarsus” who was basically pushing a Jewish version of the Zoroastrian religion.

Plz take note of how most Xtians reply B4 you banish me to U-Tube Hades ๐Ÿ˜‰

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“In the beginning was the US Constitution. The US Constitution was with god, & the US Constitution was god. Then ‘EVE’ was found talking to Satan while she was walking butt (sic) naked in the garden of Eden. While she was casually strolling around the garden butt (sic) naked, Satan told her that Adam had a penis & she had a vagina, & the US Fed had a ‘HUGE’ deficit. Thus the Lord Fraud Almighty became extremely wroth with humanity & forced them to eat shit & die until they learnt who was boss.”

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Another atheist Troll trying to letterbox 10 million separate valid viewpoints?

We know Xtianity is full of shit. We see atheism is run by the same assholes.

Now plz retaliate if you can’t ‘SEE’ a never-ending shill by the establishment.

(They both support theism & oppose it. They both support atheism & oppose it)

It was the exact same deal in Christ’s day, with the Pharisees (Theists) promoting omnipotent cosmic magicians in the sky, while the Sadducees (Atheists) opposed it.

Wake-up you fools.

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“Bomb-Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran, Bomb-Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran”.

(Yeah we hear you good old boy, you just a regular good old boy)

Them ignorant Koranist’s are all basically terrorists in their hearts.

We should turn the whole Middle East into a sea of molten glass, then start humanity again by instituting a US Constitution with the Xtian religion into the law of the land. Course, we’ll need to whack JFK & stick a Pommy nuke under Washington & redo Vietnam, then pass a Patriot Act to make things right ๐Ÿ˜‰

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To someone who claimed all Muslims were scum.

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Speaking as a man who’s neither theist ‘NOR’ atheist in the context of Ur wisdom, the US Congress is the name for a meeting place of the only true Masonic kabala-ass patriot-god, who meets the only true Masonic kabala-ass penis god in ‘SECRET’ occultist teachings they got from the victorious Templar Jews, who stole it from Muslims, who gleaned it from the infidel underage Muslim dogs they defeated before the righteous crusades.

(These Muslims are scum. The west should just nuke-em all & move on)

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The US Patriot Act isn’t just a disingenuous fraud fella.

You’ll soon see US patriots rise like the Morning Star rises above the planet Venus. Round about the same time you’ll see the world’s religions unite as non kosher infidels finally admit that after 5000 years of scientific progress, the sun god ‘RA’ orbits your post 911 Masonic anus & the Almighty Cosmic Magician, or Lord Fraud Almighty as those in the know call him, reinterprets all truth to match ‘ALL’ of the disparate facts thus far.

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If you wish to share your faith, then don’t preach.

You can’t convert me & it would only waste our time.

Don’t try to witness to me. I’m already of the opinion that Christ was a better ‘SMARTER’ tougher man than me, tho like he himself implied, not a good man, instead a very ‘HARD’ true one. Merely express your position & I’ll share mine with whatever insight I’ve gained since 1979 when I’d spent two years memorising his words, then sought to understand ‘HIS’ viewpoint without the occultist crap Saul of Tarsus tacked onto it.

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Notice Christ nearly always stated to those who were healed, it was “YOUR FAITH” that healed you? Did he ever once say (To any healed) it was cause of him? Sure he said “Go & give thanks to god” yet that was all to keep the religious community harmony flowing, so the spirit was fresh & the fascists had no sound reason for crushing it militarily. He was all about empowering the individual, thru moral, intellectual & personal regeneration. The real Christ was a “Little ppl” person par excellence.

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Like lambs to the slaughter. As the Christ stated, “The God of this world” is a liar thief & murderer from the beginning” so please, allow some reasonable doubt as to Ur doctrine built up on 1900 years of obvious error (Sin) to test faith in the real world.

The whole “Omnipotent omnipresent cosmic-magician” thing is a Satanic lie.

You won’t be snatched by the “D-Evil” for asking the sound difficult questions.

(It’s the sign of a mature faith to ask them, openly within your heart, honestly)

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So Homer said “Om-Nippody Padre Hom-Dog Un-Dues”?

In 4000 yrs time, what will theism make out of all that crap?

Something about Zeus & his divine puppy-dog called Nippy?

Some autistic theist spells dog backwards to getย a god word?

Seriously, atheist & theist, get a good grip on your reality plz.

(Don’t knock the sick humour. That was 10.4 standard drinks)

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Here’s another one with about as much relevance too.

There was a Muslim Terrorist named Mohamed & an ‘IRA’ midget called Mike who were kicking back in a Brothel in Florida living it large B4 their next assignment for Osama “Bin Mistaken for a real story”. Anyway the ‘IRA’ midget turns to the madam of the brothel & says in a thick Irish brogue “Good-day madam, & what would you say to a little fcuk?” So the madam gives the little guy an evil eye & says “Hello, little fcuk” & Mohamed dies laughing.

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When Karl Marx said “Religion is the opiate of the masses” those years ago, we could rightly presume he was sucking on a ‘BIG’ fat joint, & using a $10 Million Rouble British bank credit note to snort a gram or two of the best opium the elite could afford. The “Higher Power” thing is a personal experience, which could never be proved or disproved except by someone who’d taken that path. Kudos to Ur statement, as organised religion has as much to do with reality as the US Fed has with patriotism.

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Say what you wish about the pyramids, the 10,000+ y\o 1200 ton stones at Baalbek, the 12,000+ y\o finely machine tooled stones at Puma Punku or the 16,000+ y\o 10 to 30 ton stones not that far from there which were quarried, set, then melted so well they literally fused together. If a religious expert like yourself claims humans did it, then maybe Lee Harvey Oswald whacked JFK & the Apollo tin can went to the moon & back?

However, Aliens still had big butt (sic) sex with the US Constitution ๐Ÿ˜‰

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In the beginning the omnipotent Judeo-Xtian god was pretty gay.

He used his awesome cosmic magician ability to create “Adam & Steve” & then he told them to be fruitful & to go forth & multiply. After the passage of the right amount of time, once he noticed it didn’t work too well, he created “Eve & Evelyn” & told them to be fruitful & go forth & multiply. When that didn’t work either he created a hit man he called Cain & got Cain to whack Steve & Evelyn, then he dosed Adam & Eve with Viagra ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Some African American who pissed in a trashcan while in court in the US.

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Maybe he was suffering from the well known “Pee in a trashcan” syndrome?

It’s closely related to the “Shat on a constitution” syndrome, tho not as fatal.

(Yetย if you’re going to shat on the constitution you need pretty good lawyers)

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ROBBY.

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PS: Beware the day that ‘ET’ returns. The truth is the evil ones never left.

Many times in our history we mistook good ones & bad ones asย our gods.

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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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