(Little logic bombs to spark a thought or two)

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Political philosophy & religious humour from the land of eternal hope & glory. (Snicker)

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I’d like to ‘PROVE’ all atheists & theists have no sense of humour, so here goes nothing.

Heard the one about the choirboy & the cannibalistic bishop? The kid ended up fcuked.

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In the beginning was a deity called Doug who was angry if no one took him seriously. Then at the dawn of the age, Doug realised the only reason no one took him seriously was he hadn’t created anyone yet. So Doug created evolved apes to love him, yet they weren’t very good at it & wouldn’t take him seriously. Finally he created a Satanic Jew PR man called Adam whose real name was Seth. Seth said he should change his name to Guod which was Doug spelled backwards. That soon became God, yet still no one ever took him seriously.

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Then it wasn’t the Big Bang at all, it was the Big Banana Splat we’re dealing with.

(That’s when cosmic nature conspires with evolution to confuse evolved monkeys)

Obviously the Time And Space Inside Relative Dimension machine malfunctioned.

Drat, curse all you Daleks & your reality warping Higher God Intelligence Machines,

(No doubt a religion will soon be created where the ‘HGIM’ machine restores reality)

In the meantime it’s enough for all us monkeys to know we’re inferior to our masters.

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Temporarily back to reality, the big bang theory still works if;

1/ Light Speed isn’t the real one & only speed limiter in the universe, 2/ Our inability to grasp multiverse reality hinders us, 3/ As of yet us widdle evolved monkeys still don’t have the tech needed to star travel, & 4/ Neither do any of the non existent earthbound ‘ET’ gods who’re responsible for some of the old Baalbek & Puma Punku shit we know of, & who’re stuck in this neck of the galaxy near an immanent supernova.

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Lots of us heard Hitch’s speeches. Some of them used to bore the crap out of me cause as a Mason he had limits placed on him as to where he could take discussions.

Lets take this Hitch gem as an example… “The 500 y\o Pagan root word ‘GOD’ simply meant ‘The spirits or souls of deceased earthly priests or kings’ & nothing more.” That’s a very accurate paraphrase of Hitch’s view of the god dilemma. It’s a quote I’ve often quoted myself. Lots of ppl don’t believe ‘GOD’ yet think we survive death.

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FCUK (Off) NIMROD… Do your own research. Perhaps you need to spend a decade delving into Masonic occultism & Masonic eschatology as well as actually listen to what the quote says. He’s implying Pagans openly rejected the entire “Omnipotent omnipresent cosmic magician” god deception & simply thought god is the collective souls of 40,000 yrs of dead ppl clinging to the energy of the living for relevance & energy. There’s no way I’d be able to school you in 500 Chars, nor would I-wish to anyway.

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Steel girders “Dystifying in mid air?” Saw it on the second day.

The CGI nose separated from the CGO plane because some of the ppl working for the Jews who pulled the 911 treason were Jewish themselves & basically meant to make trouble for the big lie you now live by.

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The O\T sacrifices were whistle blowing on something much deeper & darker in human history within Baal Molech worship cults relating to human sacrifice & the ritual cannibalistic consumption of human flesh, which by the way was practiced by Herod, by Saul, by popes in the Dark Ages, Templars + pre-Masonic post Templar groups during the times when martyrs & even so called “WITCHES” were burnt at the stake. It was endemic in the “Hellfire Clubs” of 18th century England & is a growing trend again.

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Except for the big ritual Masonic daisy-chain kabala-occult.

(After all, then they’re doing it for the Brotherhood of God)

To anyone else, if this reply wasn’t to you, then plz fcuk off.

(Hitch was a distant cousin, he mocked me, I’d mock him)

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Accurate tho, once you learn they also used the US Fed to finance the Nazis, used their British banks to finance the Japanese, used the outcome to create an Israeli nation state, progressively blamed one controlled (Financed) threat after another ever since, while also changing the entire old world Masonic structure without any useful idiots within being much wiser. Then you learn the Osama ‘BL’ was faked & the constitution raped.

“Moronic & unfounded” indeed, an ‘NLP’ phrase meaning accurate?

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I’m Jewish myself, literally descended from WW2 Nazis.

I-don’t find your comment offensive in any way shape or form, however I’d like to nominate it as the most naïve idiotic unbalanced pea brained small minded dumber than dumb-ass comment ever. You should check your genealogy for Jewish blood. Not only are you likely to be of part Jewish blood, you’re also bred from stupid Jews. The US & British military will indeed finish Israel 4 yrs after the next big false flag, however you’ll be dead too.

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You are severely misled there little girl or little gay guy. (Snicker)

St Christopher the Hitch was (Is) a reasonably high ranking Mason & as such him & his cohorts believe in a “Great Architect of the Universe” or “GAOTU” as they also call him\it, they just always deny it all publically. They believe in & worship all of the old gods including Baal, & in the late 19th century their ranking leaders named Lucifer as their god. They even talk to their dead ex leaders in spiritualist style occult.

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As for engine blocks in the 1200 cars & trucks melting within many of the cars & trucks which somehow burnt as far as 1\2 a mile away from the big two jet kerosene x jet fuel office furniture fire which brought down three skyscrapers, well that’s not been proved to old @Rover Ben-Dover, because we’ve only got the photos, + videos & the witness statements. Where’s Sheriff “Buford T Jones” & his Pal Smokey when we really need them guys? This will take the combined resources of every patriotic Jew in Hollywood to solve.

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Bullseye… Prescott Bush’s old company as site bldg supervisor…

First building in history to have insulated steel girders hiding whatever nano tech stuff was ‘NOT’ (sic) placed under the insulation… Tesla Tower centre built into the steel girders to ‘NOT (sic) be the power source for it’s own high tech destruction… Finally, some of those melted iron engine blocks were 1\2 a mile away… Cars caught right in the middle of a fierce Australian bushfire don’t have melted iron engine blocks…

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Abricadabra & Hey Presto. The “American People” are completely confused while 2\3 of the US Constitution disappears in a congressional ‘POOF’ of smoke & mirrors.

So we’re looking for a Muslim Terrorist Houdini who does the Indian Fakir Rope trick, after doing an “Osama dead in the mid 80’s trick” & who has full US Fed backing.

That’d be “Osama Bin Total Big Black-op ‘BS’ Orama” or his Aussie born lookalike.

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With regard to the resurrection of Christ’s human flesh, that’d be pretty hard what with his mortal remains having been given ritual cannibalistic Molech worship, which was the “Food offered to idols” that Saul of Tarsus was so fond of.

The resurrection of the human flesh story was one the Jewish establishment came up with to cover up the lack of a “Habeas Corpus” after their Messiah received the same evil treatment as Moses, Elijah, bottom half of Isaiah + both ends of the Baptist.

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You have a gift for deceptive disingenuous denial.

At the very pinnacle of Western Civilisation, in ‘ALL’ layers of everything to do with what’s deemed as success, it’s long been recognised that to truly get ahead you need to be in the Masonic Lodge, whether that be in govt, finance, religion media or business. To be in the Masonic Lodge at ‘ANY’ level implies not just funny undies & the secret handshakes, it also implies some of the kookiest (Secret) religious & occultist beliefs in existence.

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It’s all Good, I-mean God, er Good God? Bloody phonetics.

Pretty kinky those Jews in Ahab’s day worshiping a big penis as God (Baal) & a big clitoris as a type of Satan (Ishtar) as the female was played in Genesis.

Jeeze-arse Christ in a Johnny Cab, I-like clitori, does that mean I’m a Satanist?

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In the beginning was a kosher Moron who was with god, then died & became god. 6000 years later descendants of that primeval Moron are becoming enlightened as to just how stupid our Moronic forefather was. Trouble is we’re obviously Morons too. Head Masonic Morons now have us debating whether or not a soul exists & whether or not it survives death, instead of discussing how the hell in Hades Luciferin Morons were able to sell us angry cosmic magi gods.

Here ye the word of the true Masonic Morons.

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The darkness is the only place you’ll be free to be truthful.

Explain whether ‘RA’ is in paradise or darkness, cause ‘ALL’ liars frauds fools fakes & hypocrites congregate in paradise with Lucifer Ur Morning Star, or rather Lucifer the 400,000 year dead giant hominid priest whom Masons venerate so well. Those who choose to run to the darkness need to know that just as Lucifer runs a false light, he also runs a false darkness. Run outside of both dichotomies to where the paraclete is, if you can.

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Perhaps you’re not seeing the Christ for the dissenting anarchist he was?

Don’t be confused by all of the layers of crap the Molech worshipping fake Jew cannibalistic occultist descendant of Solomon “Saul of Tarsus” & his ilk placed around the man’s true words. Just as “Peace & honour” are weapons, so are good faith & truth. The Christ used them all well. As he said he didn’t come to bring peace to this earth, only a sword to the breast of falsehood. Remember Christ’s use of the Spirit of Truth.

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After sunspots burning iron become one massive sunspot preceding a solar system wide lake of fire when the immanent supernova goes bang, then both Lucifer & the Lord Doug Almighty or ‘GOD’ as he’s known to the fool Judeo Xtian cults, will soon enough cease to exist, as will those he’s deceived. As for those who knew the lie yet twisted scripture, their fate is worse than the Lucifer God Satan thing, they’ll be thrown down the event horizon to pointlessly spend forever regretting their hypocrisy.

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Would you PM me plz, we need to talk. You look kind of tough. Me too, kind of, certainly tougher than I’d look. We should talk on that Talk\Broadcast thing that the Tube or Google has, or on Skype, & record our conversation for others.

We’ll no doubt disagree on some things, yet agree strongly on others.

You already know Mosaic blood rituals involved human sacrifice & cannibalism, however perhaps you underestimate the degree of trouble old Moses deliberately created. No “Habeas Corpus” for Moses, Elijah, Isaiah’s bottom half, both ends of Baptist, Christ, Stephen & Peter as well. We both know Saul was a cannibalistic cnut, the thing we should discuss is whether there’s a third place to flee in the afterlife, outside of the dichotomy of light verses darkness, out to where the paraclete wait for the immanent supernova.

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Is your internal body clock set to “Dishonest Dcik” instead of “War hero hockey player” or perhaps even “Successful International Muso” by any chance @Rover?

A quick scan of photos on the Dr Judy Wood ‘AHA’ site will soon show many of the frames of the cars melted, yet sometimes only half the car, while others show body work untouched with the engine melted. I’ve seen photos of cars go thru a big Aussie bush fire (Ours are often in thick forest) & never once has a frame or engine block melted.

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Ur doing the “Pharisee praying in the temple” act again, dear. You know the one, the Christ mentioned it. Specially paraphrased for you & the theists Ur trying to imitate, it goes thus. “Thank you Lord I’m not like others, especially these YouTube atheists. I fast twice a day, never swear or jerk off in public like everyone else, I-don’t vote Democrat, I-pray regularly & always avoid having butt (sic) sex if anyone is looking.”

Your linguistics give you away as an atheist Troll dear, have fun.

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Jeeze-arse Christ in a Kentucky Fried Chicken value snack pack.

One sure way to get spammed or voted down is mention Masons.

Another sure & certain way is mention most atheists aren’t intellectually free enough in their thoughts to reject group mantras, anymore than daft theists are, yet supposedly a Christ theists worship came to “Set them free” of something?

I’m free to say that ‘ALL’ organised religion run by Masonry is crap.

(It includes the whole Judeo-Xtian delusion + all weird sub groups)

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The 500 y\o Pagan root word ‘GOD’ meant “Spirit or soul of a deceased earthly priest or king” & as there’s lots of dead kings & priests & neither side can prove we don’t have souls that survive a physical existence with semi conscious awareness, tho without brains to think with or kabala-god groins to refresh soul energy, then the word obviously has merit to argue a point on. If however you use the god word to refer to an angry omnipotent omnipresent psycho cosmic magi, then fcuk you ‘AND’ him.

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You got things back to front, which is strange considering the depth of learning Ur Masonic teachers gave you. Maybe your New Age fascist teachers got you by the short & curlies like they did Chris Hitchens?

Anyway, I’m pretty sure Ur not dumb enough to actually imply our star was a solar deity with a personal consciousness like some Dr Who series, so you must be referring to a Pharaoh & priest of RA called Amon who’s dead, meaning he’s a god according to the 500 y\o Pagan meaning of the word.

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Obviously the internet “Poor Humour Police” visit this site regularly.

In future all attempts at mocking a theist “Angry omnipotent psycho cosmic magi” god position, in tandem with an atheist “Abiogenesis evolutionary march towards worshipping a penis or a clitoris in Pagan covens while publically following a ‘NO’ religion or soul” position will be punishable by the death. At the moment it’ll be the death of a 1000 spams or the death of 10,000 negative votes, yet who knows what the future holds?

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Back when Christ played fullback for Jerusalem?

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You have to go back further to work things out, further back than the chicken & egg. Even the Masons themselves are still trying to work that one out. Anyway, going on current trends in world politics, religion, & economics, an astute mind might rightly assume that in the beginning was a huge potential to screw everything up. In turn a huge potential to screw everything up evolved into humanity, & they created both god & Satan too.

That pretty well explains atheists, god, & all the theists too.

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Rock your world to learn Adolf Hitler was his main financier WW Astor’s bio grandson, that his & Benito Mussolini’s deaths were both faked, as was Rudi Hess’s imprisonment after 1947, or learn it ‘WASN’T’ Adolph Eichmann doing the Cha Cha on the end of a rope in Israel in 63? What about if you learnt all four were of Jewish biological descent from those who’d changed their names centuries before? Hess sailed a Tunguska nuke into London & Muso ditto into Manhattan? It explains the last 65+ yrs.

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He was ‘NOT’ gay, that’s total ‘BS’ there stranger. However, as one of his humorous post war Australian born blue eyed Vunderkids who was called “Eddie Holland” was wont to say when mocking these things, “He’s not gay, he just fcuked lots of blokes who were”, comrade. So get your facts straight, er, umm, well, you know what he means.

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You’re making with philosophical funnies with the first sentence, right?

Your third sentence also fractures the old funny bone in three places.

I’ve often tried that on atheists, only to have both theists & atheists reach for the tar & feather stuff to vote me down, or the nine inch nails to spam me with. Anyway, you’re right. There’s proof man walked on the moon with Apollo shots & proof Oswald whacked JFK with a magic bullet. However we have ‘NO’ proof of omnipotent psycho cosmic magicians.

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Well yeah, right, my half brother Eddie Holland started that one.

He could’ve & should’ve left that Harbour Bridge painter for dead.

One of cunniest funts I’ve ever met, absolutely bloody ruthless too.

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/watch?v=Gk1bCgcY2Hk

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Indeed, especially considering the original Saudi born Osama Bin Laden got extreme prejudice in the mid to latter 80’s, to be replaced by an Australian born lookalike “Peter William Vanstone” who himself died from kidney failure in late 2002 or early 2003, then supposedly died again (sic) with Obama’s raid into Pakistan.

I’m wondering, do various branches of the US Military intend to claim they’re only “Suckers” for congressional treason, or are knowingly breaking their oath to the constitution?

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George W Bush couldn’t stage diddly. Most of this shit goes back 15 decades to Tammany House Masonic leader Boss Tweed’s $100 million in stolen bearer bonds after the Civil War, onto the US Fed financing the Nazi war build up in 33, then onto JFK in 63, the Pommy nuke under congress via the Masonic tunnels in 65, with the help of the same ex Army Ranger Senator who shot Bobby from the hip from under his fave bodyguard’s gun hand, then onto that same man being US Defence Secretary for 911 Yanks.

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True on one level, yet Goering was the master, & just like Obama, Hitler a figurehead.

In turn Goering’s master was the US Fed financiers, & their masters Ur Illuminati Jews.

When you start to look for ‘THEIR’ masters things get really-shady. I’d hate to even mention what I’d been personally told by some. It’s real “Dan Dare” stuff, mixed with a little “Buck Rodgers” along with some Bela Legosi & Vincent Price. Anyway, all wars & most battles were all ‘FIXED’ at a 33rd Masonic level beforehand.

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Pushy atheist Troll talking shite to a pushy atheist Troll pretending to be theist.

You guys (Ace is female) are real little Jack Boot Johnny’s, & that’s your right.

It’s also your right to be wrong about my intentions as well as my motives too.

However, you guys have even become “Humour Police” of this site as well?

Justifying your demand for me to explain my position without asking ‘ANY’ rational question about my position is just a Droll Troll tactic, & shows a pretty low level of intellect.

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That is indeed the way all the priests of ‘RA’ used to preach.

However the god light was so fcuked up even back then, long before the corrupting influence of Solomon on Judaism, that so very many of those poor little Egyptians used to flee for the safety peace & truth outside of Lucifer, that the priests came up with that story about huge crocodiles lurking out in the darkness ready to consume their souls.

Truth is ‘RA’ us crocs aren’t that big really, + we only attack adversaries or predators.

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You shouldn’t do so much blow & weed with drunk Masons.

Anyway, if you must, make sure you always wear a condom.

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Hmm, either Jewish mythology perverted by Solomon, or Norse mythology which got perverted after some of the 10 wandering tribes settled there around 2800 BC & again in 2600 BC etc? Hmm, wait up, let me just check my full frontal lobotomy with an ice cream scoop first to see if any of them pesky frontal lobes are growing back.

Nope. Not many frontal lobe cells growing back to speak of. Norse mythology you say?

How about we only treat ‘BOTH’ as poetic tribal cultural memories of ‘ET’ etc anyway?

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How long before the ‘NWO’ comes up a “Quantum Theology” of knowledge they claim makes us all gods just like the Christ once implied, yet goes a step further by implying that as they obviously know more than us, then by definition they’re more god than we are, so we’re all obliged to accept another dipshit priestly occultist control mechanism scam just when we thought we were coming out of the last methodical set of religious delusions designed to rule us by deceit? (Sorry bout the long sentence)

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Theists are idiots for claiming existence for omnipotent omnipresent angry psycho cosmic magicians who love you, which is simply idiotic. Most atheists on the other hand, are idiots for claiming the non existence of a human soul simply because of peer pressure forcing you to mould your mind to suppress your own personal experiences, which are the only ones that can prove there is one or there isn’t one. Both sides of this idiotic debate mirror a Sadducee (Atheist) & Pharisee (Theist ) dichotomy.

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You Seal guys fighting the “Al-Gorilla” organisation now are you?

(You really oughta try hard to keep your govt on a shorter leash)

So can you tell us who’s been arming & training Gorillas? Iran?

The Muslims just don’t know when to leave bad enough alone?

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Simpler than that. I’d heard President Obama talk about his beautiful nation America having a soul shortly after Bin Laden died for the third time since the mid 80’s etc, then after I’d Googled what a soul was & found out it wasn’t a communicable disease you could catch from Pagans Jews Xtians or from too taking much Masonic butt (sic) sex chasing political office, I-went out & bought me one myself at a Seven Eleven.

They were only $14.95 plus a birth certificate saying you were born in Hawaii.

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It was only an “Artful” (sic) distraction from all of the melted engine blocks.

Off the record Bobby, ever hear of a Pommy nuke under congress in 65?

It’s part of the official (Hidden) history of Washington. The funny thing is the same ex Army Ranger Senator that helped pull that stunt was the one who whacked Bobby from right under Bobby’s fave bodyguard’s gun hand while the nuke was still there (Not removed till Carter gave Israel 19 nukes) then the Ranger turns up defence sec’ on 911? Go fish.

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Condescending prick, you know her life story do you?

That’s just Troll jargon meant to bait & aggravate her.

For all you’d know her dead hubby was special ops.

Or maybe she actually ‘WAS’ a witness on 911 too.

Then again, she could be a Troll too. Time will tell.

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The ratio of dcik verses ass between GH Walker Bush & Don Rumsfeld? If so, it’s only the other 315 million Americans who don’t know shit about the last 5 decades.

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All US Patriots acting like they still have a Constitution?

The US Fed acting like it has a genuine financial plan?

The American people protected by the US Congress?

Last yet not least, a fcuking Hollywood movie shill?

Oh no, hang on, Octopussy was a Pommy deal.

(Ah sweet sarcasm, always the best Jew trait)

How bout a movie about Osama Vanstone, the real name of a persona the US Govt used to scam the American ppl with 97-04 & who’s ‘DIED’ at least 3 times since the mid 80’s? Hypocrisy rules all.

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Sure, brilliant wordplay on Christ’s words.

(Pretty average lateral thinking from me)

Still, no atheist can ‘PROVE’ there’s no soul, nor ‘PROVE’ that if there is a soul it doesn’t survive death. Just like none of the theists can ‘PROVE’ there’s an omnipotent omnipresent cosmic psycho that chooses whether you’ll believe him or not, while condemning those who don’t to eternal torture. So here’s my position. Both the theists & atheists are intellectual pygmies, yet theists are also full of shit?

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Been having much imaginary butt (sic) sex with dead cowboy actor Randolph Scott, Ra?

Not implying nothing much, except it ‘WOULD’ explain at least part of your bitterness.

He left you for “Audie Murphy” didn’t he? You ancient Egyptian gods are all the same,

Butt (sic) sex this, butt (sic) sex that, Ra-Ra-Ra & sis boom ‘BA’ & ‘KA’ etc etc etc.

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Fcuk the Judeo-Xtian Islam monstrosity.

Screw the Pagan Baal Ishtar devil thing.

Damn the Illuminati-Je Masonic god lie.

Ur historical Christ was a real anarchist.

(Yet he ‘ALWAYS’ kept his moral truth)

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Christ didn’t claim he was god, the church did. Christ said was he was “God’s equal” which was empowering to dumb sheep he preached to. The fools were suckered with the omnipotent omnipresent omniscient cosmic magician shill which Solomon (Deceitfully) attributed to Moses, then told his descendants to play as a position of arbiters of this (Fake) cosmic magician’s mind to always play the dominant political & financial role.

Too many words 4U? Christ was an anarchist who said he was god’s equal.

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Ur quite wrong. Poor education is worse than none when it comes from the deceptive minds of Masons who run Xtianity. The Christ preached he was the equal of all god’s. He taught of “The Father” which was himself, his heart for the common folk. He taught of the “Spirit of Truth” or “Paraclete” which was also his own brave true spirit, not the modern day occultist crap in the church. To preach outright revolution or anarchy would have seen the Romans slaughter his group, every man woman & child.

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Who shot JFK? (William Greer) Who helped put a Pommy nuke under congress in 65? (Rummy) Who whacked MLK? (Long deceased Malcolm-X) Who whacked Bobby K? (Rummy) Who arranged the Iranian Embassy rescue Sabotage? (Rummy) Who arranged the Lebanon Marine Bombing? (Rummy) Who pulled Ganda Air? (Rummy) Who announced DOD lost $2.3 Trillion days before 911? (Rummy) Who was US Defence Sec’ for 911? (Rummy) Who needs to be arraigned? (Rummy)

Who needs a 100% Amnesty in exchange for the whole truth? (Don)

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Crossin’ cosmic highways late-last night, Shoulda looked left and shoulda looked right, Didn’t see a station wagon car, Ra-god got squashed, and, there you are! You got yer dead skunk-god in the middle of the road, Dead skunk-god in the middle of the road, You got yer dead skunk-god in the middle of the road and his stinkin’ to high-high Heaven! (Snicker)

At the risk of being fed to Nile crocs, crucified, or burnt at the stake, fcuk god.  😉

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Put a “Cheeky” (Snicker) photo of your tail in my Email box, dear.

(Until then, screw the New Testament till the Christ gets the cred)

Once ‘HE’ gets the cred may again start to be what he’d envisioned, rather than what that butt (sic) sniffing cannibalistic Satanist occultist “Saul of Tarsus” wanted it to be.

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That lady + 1000’s of others have all the evidence they need in an honest system acting on due process in a just & lawful America, which seems 2B hiding in the closet somewhere behind the shoe rack & the sock draw. America will never see truth let alone honest due process in a lawful sane society ever again B4 their next false flag treason, without a 100% congressional amnesty for said state treason allowing those trapped in treason & resulting blackmail over the last 5 decades to come clean.

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Relax Lord pinhead. or “Rather RA” (Rather-Ra of you, old chap) as I’m Jewish.

I’m not just fully conversant with Jewish deceptions, I’m aware of Egyptian ones.

So in your other comments you reckon ‘RA’ was Lucifer? I’ll take your word for it.

I’ll take your word for it & I’d add an earthbound pre human hominid priest & king from 400,000 yrs ago tried top use stolen tech + illegally created slave labour (Humans) to escape & now both him & them face a psycho star going supernova. Pip Pip old Son.

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Once again, America has ‘NO’ political or legal system free enough of the decades of corruption & political blackmail that mar it now to deal with anything.

They can’t even prepare food & water for 280 million of their own post Pole Shift.

America is dead in the water already because it’s military were too big a pussies to keep their oath to the constitution & hang enough treasonous cnuts in congress to make “Appealing to amnesty in exchange for truth over treason” seem reasonable to the others.

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Will PM Julia Gillard leave me some of the best lesbians she’s got at the Prime Minister’s Office, or will me have to buy me own using govt’ money?

Not to worry, as Lord New Age fascist comptroller, I’ll order women to become lesbian for me, then have gentle intimate ‘FCUK’ with them like Julia does, except occasionally I’ll use my dcik as well as my tongue, then I’ll fix all of the world’s problems in my spare time too.

Unless of course Illuminati Jews in America kill us all after another 911.

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Pity the first (Original Saudi born one) was dead by the latter 80’s for refusing to “PLAY BALL” with the Order of the Ages. Pity the second one (Australian born swarthy man of Dutch descent who’s birth name was Peter William Vanstone) was dead from kidney failure by late 2002 or early 03, & it’s also a pity that the US has no congressional amnesty legislation to enable “RUMSFELD THE PATRIOT” to roll over for 911 treason.

(That treason amnesty would be useful for every president since LBJ tho)

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What’s wrong with a multiverse? Monkey brain not evolved enough to wrap around it without bending your banana? Intelligently created mind can’t cope with it because ‘ET’ didn’t hard wire you correctly? Or perhaps for Xtians the omnipotent omnipresent omniscient angry cosmic magician didn’t put that info in his book of Jewish crooks?

Actually, if you know myth, the Book of Enoch is quite the work of science on it, just so long as you got an educated adult view & don’t look on ancients as idiots.

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Advanced occultist groups know the Book of Genesis was Moses trying to cram 400,000 yrs of pre modern civilisation history, along with 40,000 years of pre Pharaoh history, as well as all he’d learnt in his 40 odd yrs of Egyptian mystery schools, into 5 shortish chapters for fellow sheep stealers & ritual sheep fcukers. The flood they speak of was when the Mediteranien basin flooded 10,000 yrs ago.That story interpreted a world wide deluge when the water vapour canopy collapsed 400,000 yrs ago.

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Speaking of entertaining, can you juggle your balls like the US Fed juggles the deficit every day it gets bigger? Can you juggle them like Rummy juggled the missing $2.3 Trillion? Can you juggle them like Bush Snr juggled Bernie Madoff or Silverstein juggled his “Pull it” quote? Cause we think you should put an R-Rated vid on Redtube showing all four of them + you. Then an X-Rated one featuring the US Attorney General & the US Congress juggling the US Constitution on a fake fcuking Patriot Act.

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Do you understand what phased plasma weapons are or how they work? They’re part rail gun, part plasma weapon, yet not like lasers. In the 80’s big ones were successfully tested after it was noticed copper plasma created by shaped charges went thru steel armour. In the 90’s hand held ones were perfected. They literally use a dangerous plutonium battery power source to ionise an aluminium slug, which is then accelerated to Mach 56.6. Prez Slick Willy gave that tech to the Chinese. Happy hunting.

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Xtians, Jews & US politicians call me demon. It comes close to blaspheming the “Spirit of Truth” or Paraclete as Christ called them. After the next US false flag kills 2 billion, expect the real Jewish ‘DEVILS’ who planed it since as far back as the 70’s in stage one of a plan to murder all Goyim, to lead the survivors on a bloody quest to ritually murder all ppl deemed as trouble makers. Expect a couple 100 million ritual murders, including you if you survive America’s initial 120 million loss.

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You can take the modern “On message” mentality of atheism too far.

If we translate that statement into Greek using an older version of Google translate, then translate it into the Hebrew while checking the Jewish kabala for perspective on butt (sic) sex in Baal worship for graduates of MIT that join the Masons & attain to the third degree, then translate it back into Greek again, it sounds like it’ll be saying “All hail the great Lord god of existential animus in the human anus, we salute thee”.

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You’d make more sense if you said less. Read Isaiah 24, cross check that with Christ saying the sun & moon will cease to shine light after the stars change course. (After the planet wobbles with the passing of a red dwarf star in eliptical orbit round our solar system) Then see Christ imply the sun will scorch earth with great heat (Once it stops burning hydrogen & starts burning it’s iron) B4 it goes supernova as Peter implies in 2Pet Ch3 to create the “Lake of Fire” Christ offered rescue from.

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What was the name of the forensic metallurgist asking ‘ALL’ the right questions regarding Ur Twin Towers collapse, questions which fell on deaf ears led by a bunch of treasonous Masons playing a “Good Old Boy” act in a 911 Truther sting? Yanks better remember Boss Tweed was a Mason who stole $100 million to finance Tunguska nukes in London & New York prior to a faked ending of WW2. Also WW Astor who financed his illegitimate grandson Adolph. You’re fast running out of time to delay the next 911.

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If Ur a rootin tootin shootin atheist, you jist gotta go to Lodge once a week.

There you can study ancient occult, worship Lucifer, Baal, RA, or Pinocchio, or learn how to teach profane outsiders to bow to the terribly angry flying spaghetti monster their forefathers created, or just oppose it mindlessly, without ever truly understanding why. Then you can move forward, get ahead, get along, straighten up, fly right, or pick up good business contacts which will surely help you advance the cause.

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Finally the truth comes out, the devil is queer & as gay as gay can be.

After all Ted Haggard said the devil made him do it, so the devil is gay.

Come on ppl, if you can’t trust a gay Xtian preacher, who can you trust.

(The devil is gay & obviously his alter-ego god is a straight Butch type)

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Regard the ant, thou sluggard. Within a few short 100’s of millions of years, random changes in their DNA will cause them to evolve to become rulers of the galaxy. By then flowers will have evolved to become ants too, again by random changes in their DNA. so a few 100 million years after, flower ants will have also had random changes in their DNA & thus evolve to become smarter than the ant ant’s, cause the ant ants killed all the weakest stupid ones. Then flower ants will take over the galaxy.

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An omnipotent omnipresent Judeo-Xtian cosmic magician god is a total psycho, merely a myth made up by man under the influence of the god of this world Lucifer.

If you wish to imply Christ’s father was some physically existing high tech galactic ruler with great wisdom, great love & lasers capable of whacking Sodom & Gomorrah, then I’d not be in a position to dispute that possibility. However, psycho angry cosmic magicians who eternally torment those they predestine not to believe? Piss off fool.

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In the 1890’s theoretical physicists deduced sunspots were where our star was running low on hydrogen & fusing it’s iron into heavier elements at a far higher temperature than the surrounding low level hydrogen around it was fusing into helium, which is where we get our daylight. Science has as many deliberate flaws as religion, & they all come from corrupt money. As I’m merely responding to your comment that the sun has plenty of hydrogen, plz acknowledge I’m implying that someone is lying big.

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Did this ‘RA’ dude cut your sense of humour out & offer it on an altar at Bohemian Grove?

You’ve got a black belt in Origami, right? You’re lethal in carnivorous flower arrangement?

I’d counter your Kung Fu skills with a huge 16 kg Vulgate bible dropped from a 30 ft height.

(Then I’d finish you off with 16 Vestal virgins plus the Mormon Tabernacle choir in full flight)

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That might be true in myth. He did always leave the light on at night cause he was scared of the darkness. He couldn’t see his own glorious shadow in the dark so it made him nervous. All Illuminated Ants act like the sun-god ‘RA’ rises in their groin & only ever sets whenever they get to orgasm in Uranus as it orbits the groin god. Like the great Pommy philosopher Alf Garnett used to say “Somebody ought to blow them Ants up”. Now of course that’s going to raise a false flag at the NSA right? 😉

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Unless I’m mistaken, you said you were Amon (Amen) ‘RA’ didn’t you? It’s Ur fault too, right? Stop bitching & accept Moses took the best & worst of Egypt, circumcised it (sic) then created a template for new choices which most ppl missed the point of. Old Moses got ritually sacrificed & cooked up in Molech worship tho you ‘RA’ (Stafarians) like to run some big shtick confusion on that truth. Accept the reality that old ‘MO’ went ‘BA’ on ‘KA’ for ‘RA’ butt (sic) the snake-bit bit him on the ass.

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You sounds like an average upper class English poofter & pounce to me.

Beats me how you poofters ever evolved really. How did you reproduce?

Let me guess. Ever since “King Arthur” their was a Dr Mengele to help?

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Allow me to add my 2 cents here while the US Congress on C-Span is boring the crap out of me by talking about world Muslim Terrorism without honestly admitting to who really ran them since “Carlos the Jerkoff” attacked the OECD around a year after the Russians killed him in a gunfight. The 500  y\o Pagan root word ‘GOD’ simply meant “Spirit or soul of a deceased earthly priest or king” & not some mythical cosmic magician.

How did this ‘GOD’ of Judeo-Xtianity morph into an angry cosmic magician?

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Then god was a Neanderthal who got his DNA messed up by an ‘ET’ using science?

How can intelligent design creationists dig the “Cosmic Magician” creationist hole any deeper without using a 20,000 ton 200 foot tall steam shovel to clear all the crap away so that 500 x 50 ton dump trucks can carry it all away to the Vatican, where it will be carefully refined into gold, then delivered to Grand Lodge Central for distribution to the average ignorant fools that slave for enlightenment in the temple?

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That the same guy who coined the word ‘DCIK’ in relation to the Lord Fraud Almighty?

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Bite me. Moses’ teachings were ignored, as were the Christ’s too as well.

The ppl you refer to follow neither of these prophets, they follow Solomon.

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I’m thinking “Amon-RA” was nothing more than a mortal dcik with god-dreams.

That’s pretty well what most gods have always been. The NWO gods are too.

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I’m not an Xtian in any way dude, nor a practitioner of Judaism, tho it’s true I’ve been schooled by a snake, yet aren’t we all one way or the other? Even the Christ himself implied he was not a “Good man” & neither am-I.

Simply a man who knows the difference between chicken shit & chicken salad.

You come across as implying you’re good. What an angelic “Moroni” you are.

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Is Osama Bin “Ex US Constitution” Laden still putting Jalapeno peppers up your lame Cannuck ass @Rover? Then I’d suggest a “Douche” (sic) of warm sweetened milk plus a poultice of Congressional Mea-Culpa’s claiming they never knew the original Saudi born “Bin Laden” was given extreme prejudice back in the 80’s dude.

It might not help much, yet if you put it on YouTube it’ll be a sure winner.

(Don’t mind me too much. I’m drinking Carlton ‘MID’ & it’s not Foster’s )

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Atheists secretly worship a great god “Abiogenesis” & thank a Lord (Scientific) Fraud Almighty who incarnated as an “Evolutionary (sic) Christ” to explain ‘ALL’ of the plausible questions, plus justify burning any doubters at the stake of public ridicule if they dare doubt the doctrine of the fact of “Evolution” while doubting the reality of big angry cosmic magicians who love us so much they’ll torture us forever for being predestined by him not to believe in a state approved idiocy of an age.

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Then meditate on the pointless sound of one hand full of clapped out fake religious philosophy based around an almighty kabala god dcik opposing an evolutionary monkey penis in the hand of another clapped out fake scientific philosophy, as both try to out clap the other to achieve sublime enlightenment over the true meaning of life.

(In other words, both sides of this atheist verses theist debate are enlightened wankers)

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You Tube Trolls all get smarter & smarter. What’s your secret?

Are they putting US Patriotism + “Truth & justice” in your water?

What was Ur point of dissention? The tech or the treason, dude?

The only ones who don’t know about new weapons tech are the stupid ones, or the ones who learn everything from the post 911 post Iraqi war post Patriot Act free world “On message” media, or the stupid ones who learn everything from the post 911 post Iraqi war post Patriot Act free world “On message” media.

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Apart from Christ’s story & words in Mathew, parts of Isaiah + the first two chapters of Acts before Saul of Tarsus get’s in the picture, as well as Peter & a few other choice bits which touch on subjects you’d need to already have knowledge on before you’d know squat, the bible is a book of myths. Myths are like fairy tales for educated adults, tho there’s not many of those around these days. People who get their views from Fox or CNN or ABC etc are flying blind in a huge brownout of big crap.

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“The safety & security of the American people” … “Our boys in uniform” … “The economy” (Stupid) … “The Federal Deficit” … “The Constitution” …. “The American taxpayer” … “Responsible government” … “The Supreme Court” … “The oxymorons” (Are very oxymoronic today)

Any idea why the Lord God Almighty didn’t give “Monty Python” to America?

Maybe he thought only Pommies are able to laugh at themselves properly?

Never mind America, in between tears, the rest of the world laughs for you.

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Thank you for your professional opinion on my abilities sensibilities & intellect, Doctor Dciklick. At the risk of being rebuked again by the YouTube equivalent of Crusty the atheist Clown, what you just described is an agnostic & not an atheist. For the sake of others I’m neither theist atheist ‘OR’ agnostic as I’d disagree with theists over the existence of omnipotent omnipresent angry cosmic magicians, disagree with atheists over whether the soul exists & I’m fully aware of what ‘DOES’ exist.

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Maybe becoming his own son & then killing himself on the cross has warped the poor old fella so much that he only turns out intellectual pygmies, along with bishops, choirboys & subjective observers who can’t commit to their own opinions without 100% certainty that they’re in harmony with the angry omnipotent cosmic magician?

Anyway, here’s a joke for you. Did you hear the one about the choirboy & the cannibalistic bishop? The kid ended up really fcuked. The kid ended up ‘REALLY’ really fcuked.

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You do male some good points every 500 or so comments you make @Rover.

Nah seriously, you just made a good point. Just think, these guys carry round a “Football” that could kill 2 billion to 5 billion people in a single fcuking fumble.

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I’m pretty sure those ‘BOOKS’ are the hearts of honest people.

However please don’t think I’m a cosmic magician worshipper.

The idea of an angry omnipotent omnipresent omniscient psycho cosmic magi god who picks on everyone here & predestines those he’s chosen to be unbelievers to an eternity of fiery torment in that special part of his soul he keeps as an eternal medieval dungeon, while doing the exact same thing 13 billion light years away to ‘ET’ people there under the same rules, is bizarro.

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Don’t some animists use mystical “Rose Coloured Psilocybin or Alkaloid Glasses” to achieve a divine consciousness god state? Fundie Xtians prefer the technique of “Talking in tongues” where the logical left side of the brain is flooded with fake mumbo jumbo words from the intuitive right side of the same to achieve the true mystical god state.

Oh no, hang on, I’m just thinking of politics around election time, right?

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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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