The Lord Doug Almighty.

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Here’s a bit of irreligious humour for either atheist or theist.

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In the beginning was an angry omnipotent omnipresent omniscient magical cosmic deity called Almighty Douglas, who was always angry cause no one ever took him seriously.

At the very dawn of our time, Almighty Doug at first thought that the only reason no one ever took him seriously was cause he hadn’t even created anyone yet who could. So Doug created some evolved apes to love obey & venerate him, only they couldn’t take him seriously cause his name was Doug. Finally Doug created a Satanically dishonest Jewish PR man he’d called Adam, whose real name was Seth. Acting in an advisory capacity, Seth advised Doug he should change his name to “Guod” which was Doug spelled backwards.

Pretty soon it became plain old God.

Yet still no one ever took him seriously.

Hear ye the word of the Lord Doug Almighty.

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ROBBY (Annex the Sudatenland) DANIEL…

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PS: If you think Christ doesn’t have a sense of humour, write your US Congressman.

Those guys & gals are treating America as the biggest joke that ever was, or will be.

(Remember the Lord Doug Almighty still has his new name on the US Dollar Bill)

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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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