Stephen Colbert, & the New American Century… (sic)

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STEPHEN COLBERT, BILL CLINTON, & PRESIDENT GW BUSH, SPEAKING ON THEIR GOOD FRIEND OSAMA BIN-VANSTONE & HIS ROLE IN SECURING THE SAFETY & SECURITY OF AMERICAN PPL IN THEIR NEW (sic) CENTURY… (Snicker)

(So does my crazy ‘SIRCASM’ still be-suit me friends, or only be-little me?)

(But WTF if I’ve confused you already? These are only YouTube comments)

(If I’ve accidentally accurately hit a target by idiot-savant luck, well that’s life)

(What if saracsm is more accurate factual & truthful than your govt & media)

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Personal stuff about President Slick Willy & other 911 Masonic-Jew retards…

I’m feeling incredibly sarcastic right now, physical discomfort does that 4 me…

I’m also feeling extremely fcuking-accurate & precise, so think it thru maybe…

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(Now a shortish sharp slightly ascerbic & very accurate comment on America)

(It’s pretty obvious there’s a ‘WAR & PEACE’ novella here, it’ll never be read)

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According to (Secret) Gnostic-lore in American (Terrorist?) militias my (Distant) Astor cousin Slick Willy has a pronounced limp to the left in his penis, meaning our creator made him right handed for a damn good (Very private & deeply personal) reason, so how-bout ‘PATRIOTS’ in America find out whether Romney Obama or Ron Paul has a similar swing to the left in the big Jewish kabala banana dept, & stop all the fussing & the fighting…

For the sake of (World) peace & racial harmony & the economy (Stupid) as well as for the safety & security of the American people, elect whichever low cnut has that left handed bend in their circumcised penis which fits so perfectly into an evolved monkey’s right hand like Slick’s does totally unopposed, it all worked pretty well for everyone in the 90’s…?

Apart from Okalahoma in 95 & the Florida aircraft bombing after it, & the African Embassy Bombings, at least the Social Security fund wasn’t raided much, so just ignore the big Washington Osama ‘BIN-VANSTONE’ lie & while you’re at it ignore the financial terrorist fall guys like Bernie Madeoff so the real movers & shakers can paddle their canoe up shit creek & get out of the (Whitewater) rapids by stealing ‘YOUR’ paddle, that simply proves that to be a truly ‘GREAT’ Commander in Chief, your penis needs to know you’re right handed…

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(Every great US Leader had a left-handed bend in their penis)

(It’s almost like Origami, or training a grapevine where to go)

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(Barack Obama’s mommy was a Jewess related to GHW Bush which means he’a directly in the family line eugenically speaking, so he might have been born with a curve in his dcik to the left so to speak, so what a surprise if he was a born wanker, Ron Paul has bio-Jew roots connecting to Knight of Malta BBC director Peter Day, another Catholic Jew like Rudi Hess, & speaking of Rudi, biologically Mitt Romney & that NATO chief whatever his name was ‘ALSO’ descended from Rick Perry’s literal Nazi-Jew bio-dad Rudi Hess, who was also my own mother’s cousin, so whatever you do in Nov America, pls elect a wanker)

(If you only think you’re being lied to, you still have no fcuking idea)

(You can’t let go of your dciks for long enough to examine the magic bullet can you, so if you can’t do that, maybe the Illuminati-Jews will nuke us all after your next false flag black op, or maybe they’ll only nuke ‘Ya’ll’ for being so deliberately bloody stupid, cause the reality of the world we’re now in is totally fascist thanks to you, it was the US Fed financiers of both the Nazis & Allies who won the war secretly using the many SS I’m kind of distantly related to myself, it was only Germany itself that actually lost the war, Rudi Hess himself was out of Spandau gaol & replaced by a lookalike close cousin of his in 1947 fools)

(Retards have buried the world in so much ‘BS’ truth sounds weird)

(Even Adolph Eichmann escaped the fate post WW2 spin sold everyone, with big money backers & dirty fascist politics from CIA keeping it all running like Clockwork Orange, the truth is he was mostly domiciled in Australia from the early 50’s on thru the 80’s including the times he was supposedly abducted from Argentina & hung in Israel, it was only another double, & apart from inpregnating my poor old working class prostitute mother in Oz & impregnating Frances Shand Kidd, then impregnating Diana herself with William as a split blastocyst twin or even triplet thru different wombs, everything was normal)

(Many secretly Jewish WW2 fascists like ‘PA’ were put out to stud)

(When it wasn’t impregnating women they tried-it on us little boys)

(A big hairy flat-chested ‘Grand-Padarno’ for forgetting 2B funny)

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Ditto…

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Is this in reference to ‘SLICK WILLY’S’ hidden illegitimate Astor heritage, or maybe mine (?) cause we’re distant cousins (sic) (Really) or is this something to do with the well known old anti Semitic Jew jokee that goes “JEW-JEW” followed by “WHO-WHO” (sic) & then after the WW2 finance says “WHERE WHAT WHEN WHY” because if it is I’m unable to respond, & if it isn’t I’ve yet to earn my diplomatic immunity & I’m not really wanting to blow it yet B4 I’ve got it, so in reference to Okalahoma & 911 & Slick Willy you were asking…?

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Funny theists & deists…

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St-Stephen & his distant cousin John (The divine) Stewart give you the real word…

(Now that’s just totally fcuking satire, unless you crucify both dudes upside down)

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The never-ending 91-fcuking-1 charade of denials…

Obviously “Building 7” was a fcuking anomaly according (To) the axiomatic phraseology of big spin ‘NLP’ which already decided who you’ll elect US President & the fate befalling them after in a big Masonic Illuminati master plan, so ‘GIT’ with the plan… (Nimrod)

Just ‘GIT’ with the plan you infidel non-Masonic pea-brain pinhead retard…

(Bought to you by ‘PLANETARY CITIZENS’ for the world we-Ya’ll use)

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Theists…

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“The invisible cosmic magician in the sky, who made the universe & everything in it with ethereal omnipotent alchemic god-magic was ‘WROTH’ with his creation, he decided the only way to stop him annihilating everything was if was he too became one of them so he could make them pointlessly murder him, then forgive them for being such Satanic murderous shits?” (Paraphrasing Saul of Tarsus, esteemed ‘GWB’ bum-fcuker & ancient order of the Illuminati R-Slickers & big Judas-shits extraordinaire)

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Atheists…

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Blah-blah-blah, so we’re all evolved 2B atheists & sceptics, because that’s what our inbuilt monkey-reason gene tells us we’ve all evolved to be…

(You gimme some ‘PROOF’ that Oswald didn’t shoot that skeleton boy)

(We already got his confession for whacking a monkey & a president)

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Giant skeletons…

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Anyone could see the world is a ‘GIANT’ fcuk-up, so if we could assume that it’s all going to plan, then whoever these ‘GIANT’ skeletons were also built the ‘GIANT’ stones at Baalbek, but their followers pursue a ‘GIANT’ conspiracy to cover up who’s responsible for turning the world into a ‘GIANT’ toilet over the last 5000+ yrs, cause whatever else he she or they are, whether they were ‘GIANT’ hominids or ‘GIANT ET’ (s) they made a ‘GIANT’ mess of almost every single thing they’ve ever done…

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Replying to Youtube putdowns on how diseased my mind is…

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I’ve already got a disgusting disease Nimrod, I’m Jewish, which makes me a kind of human leach on any country I’ve ever infested…

As for your comment on them bloody Chinese, obviously you think they’re disgusting for gunning down innocent monks, but what about them attacking Vietnam, then dropping it’s own Air America MIA’s in the South China Sea after &, Oh wait, that was America….

Well what about Iranian Contra Cocaine &, Oh, America too…

Well how about 911 & Iraq & Afghanistan? Uh-Uh, America…

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The 900 & 1200 ton stones at Baalbek…

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But in the big picture WTF matters in “Fake’s-ville” USA still anyway…

As you’re unwilling to comment on the vid, maybe you could comment on the way the US used CIA to destabilise every govt on the planet & ran child prostitution rings in Australia, bringing ppl from worldwide to participate then get filmed & politically blackmailed, or comment on America’s human rights record amongst it’s own like Hispanics Americans Indians & Africans etc?

(Giant stones Huh? Giant US Fed conspiracy you say. Could be true too)

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Political shysters…

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My answer was simple & truthful, but I’ll expand a little…

From the time of the European invasion of America & it’s genocide of the natives, America was run by Masons, & the Masons run by big money Illuminati Jews, & the US has been a bloody violent predator ever since it’s so called revolution, then it’s artificially created civil war days. America (Has long been) caught (In) the Jewish disease of bending the truth to fit whatever lie they’ve already said, & for freedom it’s a fatal disease…

Hows your constitution?

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Baalbek again…

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Anywaaay, obviously it wasn’t ‘AMERICA’ that built that huge foundation…

But maybe America can bomb the fcuking B-Jeeze-arse out of it for the sake of the safety & security of the American people, just to help give them back their long lost constitutional anal virginity, or perhaps repair the economy (Stupid) or maybe even fight for the human rights of the little virgin stones of the world…

America & the god of this world go hand in hand…

(But Masons secretly teach that Lucifer is the god)

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Ditto…

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These stones were either quarried by pre-flood 36 ft tall human hominid giants who crapped in huge smelly 6 foot lengths which the hobbits you can see on the vid were forced to carry away by hand, or else were created by omnipotent god magic, to give something impressive for the human hobbits to worship after the big 36 ft fcuks ceased crapping on them…

Either way, human rights sucked for hobbits back then, so don’t we all wish America could travel back in time to rescue them, & then (Maybe) stay there…? (Forever)

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Ditto…

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Ancient humans who made these things always married shrewish women who could bore a hole in solid granite with a cold stare from 25 ft away…

As to how they shifted them, they used faith, love, gumption, sweat, spit & polish, teamwork, unanimity, harmony, knowledge, & a bipartisan spirit…

If only America could now remember it’s humble origins & apply the same precepts, they could cut the US Fed deficit & shift it back to Europe…

(Or am I-giving the game away by speaking out of turn here?)

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Atheist logic…

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Obviously God made theists get the incredibly naive gullible silly part of the monkey DNA he caused to evolve into human beings, but for reasons way too high & deep to ponder with any degree of certainty for mere monkey brains he made atheists get the incredibly smart part of the monkey’s DNA which shows up every time they speak…

That’s why it was atheists who (Created &) solved the famous “Nazi Enigma Code” & created true peace on earth, while the theists created the atom bomb…

Logic-smogic, who needs it…?

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Illogical atheist intellectual rabbit-holes…

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Apart from Jewish myths of cosmic magicians, which Christ himself can be proved not to have supported with his refusal to do magic tricks on command, simply because like Moses all of his miracles were achieved thru science, as were his IVF conception & his resurrection into a cloned body, there is no ‘EVIDENCE’ that invisible cosmic magicians with severe anger management problems exist, there ‘IS’ however evidence high tech morally upright galactic rulers would have evolved + high tech evil too.

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No world conspiracy in eugenics…

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Are you aware that with enough Cold War armament money ‘EUGENICS’ was able to produce split blastocyst twins in the 60’s using wombs of socially disadvantaged women in Burma & Aboriginal women in outback Australia as guinea pigs, & by 74 was able to fully clone a human being at first with around 10,000 failures for 10 success & begin successful trans-human experiments?

When you talk real world ‘EUGENICS’ are you aware you’re really talking about placing human beings on a level with pigs in a farm?

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Stephen Colbert… (Doh)

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Dey-got ass-hats at the ‘RNC’ (Down) in the Florida’s…?

“Get your hat & coat Ma, we driving to Florida.”

Last time I’d checked you can buy an ass-hat at a political convention, a Masonic Lodge, a New York law firm, hell Bernie Madeoff gave every new customer a personally autographed ass-hat, it seems a pity just picking on them theistic religious folks, even the Austin Atheist Community gives you a paper ass-hat when you first join.

You’re a very funny nation still America.

(I-can see where Stephen Colbert gets it)

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American Atheists Sceptics Society…

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It’s good to see Matt wearing his “American Sceptics Society” (ASS) hat…

Some of this 911 conspiracy stuff is without all forms of normal rationale…

Myself I-think god must be Muslim, because if America hates terrorists & god is a Muslim, then by definition of rationale America secretly hates god because god is a terrorist, & thus god hates America back…?

Or just try to get (Normal) kerosene (Jet-fuel) to melt 2 foot thick steel girders as well as make the others away from the fire snap into 70 ft lengths…

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911…

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I’d like to add thoughts relevant to 911 intellectual credibility…

The pursuit of true spirituality by simply telling the truth as a form of gaining real knowledge of your inner being, or even your soul if you think you got one, was what Christ taught, & to that end he taught that real ‘MORAL TRUTH’ was far more important than religious ‘BELIEF’ was, yet Xtianity turns this on it’s head & sells this (Make believe religious) ‘BELIEF’ in magic god-blood…?

(It’s been turned on it’s head, as if Christ accepts total lying R-Souls)

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Protecting the Jews…

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History records from Assyria to Babylon on down to Rome & then England after the British Israelite Normans, it was always countries who’s royal families had at first intermarried with, then been taken over by the ‘GWB’ illuminated descendants of Solomon’s 1200 offspring who were always the ones to attack Israel…

So are you saying that now British Israelite America (sic) & Britain & France & Germany will attack Israel, cause I’d believe almost anything…

(Except Bernie Madeoff’s kosher junk bonds)

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Sarcastic…? Moi…?

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Well ‘OK’ then, George? Rummy? Dick…?

Is that you? How are the ol-haemorrhoids…?

(Great fun working for the Brotherhood now?)

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To the Youtube Troll mafia…

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You’re conspiring against me, you’re conspiratorially putting words into my mouth via my keyboard that I’ve never said or typed, perhaps you should acknowledge I’m absolutely 100% convinced you’re either an idiot or a Troll or an idiotic Troll, or a Republican voter having wet dreams about gay sex with Barack Obama on a basketball court moments after humiliating Shaquille (O’Neal) Johnson in a one on one death match…

(Personally, I-think all you dead ppl are whingers, especially minorities)

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Fcuk (The lying) all hypocritical anti-Semitic mind & ball-busters…

(Just ignore the fact that many are Masonic-Jewish Judas pricks)

(Always concealing & never revealing is the whole basic concept)

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Fcuk-im indeed, not all Jews live in Israel & not all had anything to do with 911 or accepted it’s reasoning or inevitability either B4 ‘OR’ after, but to answer questions about the other question…

“Ambidextrous?”

In the official (Secret) Republican Illuminati-Jew Masonic kabala lexicon, an adjective defining the use of both left & right (Hands) equally, also “Double dealing & deceitful” as well as having perspectives of unrestrained rampant base bisexuality…

(Nah, I’ve nothing against the Jews)

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Those huge Baalbek stones…

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So really it’s all just been Jack & the genetic beanstalk then right…?

Not trying to be funny here but I’d never heard nothing about no atheist-apes &\or random types of  DNA mutation in that old wives fairy tale…

But if science says one thing, & fairy tales say another, I’m obviously going to pick the one with the least amount of deliberate crap in it…

So fcuk-off Jack, still reckon you got them magic beans for a lousy cow…?

That’s amazing dude, aren’t they worth 3 cows & a horse on Wall Street…?

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The ‘Al -QUEADA’ myth from CIA & their Al-Bernstein symphony…

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So you say Osama (Bin-Vanstone) is dead as a door-nail right…?

Well that’s enough for me, as long as someone in the US Government says it, & all the world media reports it, then truth has spoken…

I’d sooner question if the pope has a hairy holy R-Soul or two than ‘EVER’ doubt one single thing Americans & their government say…

(Nobody that’s sane & rational would ever bring up the past again)

You’ve put this puppy to bed, it’s dead, it’s done diddly-done dead.

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Prince ‘Slick-William Windsor’ the 2nd…?

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Whitewater cocaine-money laundering = insane ‘CT’ ranting based on insane delusions, don’t talk no more conspiratorial magic-bullet shit to sane white folks, admittedly America has had her problems in the past, but she’s slowly moving forward now towards a better & brighter future for all of her children, a future built on a strong economy, full of hope & change &, damn, wrong elections slogan, what’s this yrs trick again…?

Oh-ho ho-ho, isn’t it to ‘RESCUE AMERICA’ from the enema terrorists…?

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Giant skeletons & Baal (Yawn) Bek…

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Excuse me mentioning ‘CRAP’ again but whoever built those foundations was likely to have taken dumps the size of the humans standing next to them, & the true story is known to some who’ve heard Greenland & not Antarctica holds the key to understanding the real truths about what our 400,000 y\o human history is…

Don’t hold you breath, most of those who think that know aren’t saying squat, those who know they know aren’t saying diddly done-diddly squat.

(Some ‘HUGE’ big crap up in Greenland folks)

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The politics of Stephen Colbert…

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Back in the old days of feudal good order in society, the only ppl who could get away with making with the ‘FUNNIES’ were the (Official) court jesters…

As we slowing & it seems inevitably ‘MOVE FORWARD’ into a neo-feudal quasi fascist serf master relationship vis-a-vis our true position in relation to the hidden heads of state of the real world via globalisation policy replacing the vote with the dollar, court jesters like Stephen Colbert may once again become the only lawful funny men who keep their heads.

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Sircasm…

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Dude 1: Which is the most rational option for rational ppl…?

Everybody should believe what everybody else believes…?

Creationist: It depends on whether they want to go to hell…

Dude 1: So then it’s logical to believe in Giant Skeletons…?

Creationist: Only by giving god glory in fear & self loathing…

Dude 1: Don’t you believe that humans are evolving still…?

Creationist: Christ shed his precious blood for your sins…

(Other dude who’s neither atheist or theist)

You’re fcukwits, you know that don’t you..?

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Atheist mental gymnastics…

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Ah but (The-fake) ‘GOD’ made idiots too didn’t he, & the cnut’s got such a poor attitude he just got some apes & Neanderthals to swap spit in a close embrace where one of them lost a rib or two, then gave them a set of ridiculous rules he knew they’d break, only so he could send them to hell for breaking them…?

Well that’s cosmic magicians for you, unless of course ‘ET’ had evolved a few billion yrs ahead of us, & he (They) did the DNA mambo on us…?

(But WTF cause both atheists & theists are totally bent)

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Sirius 2012 END OF-THE WORLD’ stuff…?

(A Troll stating grapes & peanuts were ymmy)

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Are you speaking ex-cathedra as an atheist, a peanut, (A Masonic-Jew?) or a grape?

“The world will end in 1896, 1914, 1934, an antichrist pope, 7, lucky number seven, 13 red, an Ace of Spades, 3 Kings, eleven, legs eleven, BINGO.”

(Jehovah’s Witness founder & prophet Charles Taze Russell, at a weekly Gamblers Anonymous meeting in his local Masonic Lodge in San Diego)

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Reply to the American patriot (Sic) who mocked my sarcastic sanity…

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Thought of some humour-optomy restoration surgery on Obamacare…?

Maybe they fly you 2 China or Romania so you can do it on the cheap…?

For the moment could you refresh my mind on your opinion of these stones, cause you talk so much shit I’ve forgotten your basic premise…?

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The real solar-system wide lake of fire…

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Look at sunspots rationally logically & scientifically, try to open your mind a bit til you can understand they’re caused by localized low hydrogen levels which mean it doesn’t fuse hydrogen in them, it fuses ‘IRON’ instead, this creates (Extreme high temperature) sunspot plasma (Within the sunspot alone) that causes magnetic anomalies…

It’s not the other way round as you were told…

Eventually our star fulfils Christ’s prophecy of a ‘LAKE OF FIRE’ so Xtians pls STFU about Christ burning souls, he offered a rescue…

(Many loveless Xtians just won’t qualify) (Despite the magic-karmic-blood of Jeeze-arse)

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An atheist ‘DUH’ moment…

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Then atheism is the philosophical study of all things rational, logical, & scientific so long as you always agree with the group mind & mantra, even if it’s so incomplete on true facts it becomes as ridiculous as religion…?

(Hari-Atheism, Hari-Atheism, Atheism-Atheism, Hari-Hari) (?)

Course I’m only jesting, no sane man would ever mock atheism…

Tho if this was 2000 yrs ago I’d check the bastards for 9″ nails…

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To an atheist putdown…

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So ‘Moi’ is not educated you say? Ooooh I’m educated in black-ops & dirty political savvy as well the kinds of high level ‘NLP’ programming than opens up, ‘OR’ shut down lines of dumb reactionary thought in the community with a rather disassociated phrase only used in subtle adversarial fascist dishonesty…

My education came from the most powerful Illuminati fascists on the planet, then ‘OR’ now, & every one of them ‘HATED’ the (Very) thing they served, just like the US does now, but couldn’t get off the Hurdy-Gerdy.

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Fack-em both… (Atheist ‘AND’ theist too)

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Most bishops get a birthmark on their lips & bunghole from the pope…

Like “Penum Luciferi Basiari” but it burns the mark on their anus…

Asts are so educated they won’t know that’s Latin, & even if they tweaked, would be unlikely to find a reliable translation on the net, so instead, just ring up your local Jesuit or educated local cleric, & if he’s still human & has a sense of humour, once he stops laughing he’ll tell you it means “Kiss the devil’s dcik” or something similar.

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Truth in balance… (On the true ‘LAKE OF FIRE’ everyone lies about)

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Heaven forbid (sic) I’d still try to answer in balance but if so then as the Spaghetti movie title goes “The gods must be crazy” & indeed they are…

That said, this reply is for ‘THEISTS ONLY’ & should only be taken with a grain of salt, a lemon, & 2 tequilas by atheists & others…

In the last two chapters of the book of Revelation, it says the ‘LAKE OF FIRE’ is also for murderers whoremongers (Including ppl traffickers) thieves, perverts faithless frauds & especially ‘LIARS’ in word & deed…

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Why some ppl believe…

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Some things exist (Like the US Constitution) yet ppl still don’t believe in it. either cause they hate America or because they love America but hate the “PATRIOT ACT” & have already become aware of the lies…

This entire ‘GOD-TRIP’ is ludicrous as long as ppl are arguing over semantics, there’s no ‘COSMIC MAGICIAN’ but there is 400,000 yrs of dead soul leaches pretending to be invisible ‘MAGI’ & angels & things, so the sooner you get lateral & specific the better your logic will become…

(Wake-up)

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Again…

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But the US Constitution is ‘FACT’ so some ppl believe in it, meanwhile the full effects of the legislation behind the ‘PATRIOT ACT’ have prorogued round 2\3 of the said US Constitution & thus other (Saner) ppl no longer ‘BELIEVE’ in it, yet still keep the idea or the basic premise in their thinking, so you may call them a little ‘TOUCHED’ by the hand of God or simply naive & downright stupid, yet the same dynamic applies in religion…

Again the words of Saul of Tarsus ‘PROROGUED’ the words (The true teaching) of Christ.

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St Stephen Colbert… (Again)

Why thank you kindly squire, it seems someone within the wider adult Youtube community has wrongly voted down my peeny weeny little Stephen Colbert comment, when all I’d meant to say was he’s only funny cause he’s so anally retentive, & acts like he has a bad case of post adolescent Catholic dcik-lip mixed with two parts of anally retentive base patriotism… (I-assure you there was ‘NO’ malice meant in my comment)

(But no base anal-retentiveness ‘OR’ fraudulent patriotism either)

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A good-ol boy American tuber-patriot with a great avatar…

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Your avatar implies you hang out with Chuckie Bush’s old houndog…

It’s been said his nick name was ‘BLOW’ & he was a lazy good for nothing mule headed drug-fcuked cocaine sniffing drunken perverted animal, they also say the dog wasn’t much better mannered either all up, now what was that you were saying about your fav religious advisor St Atheist the stupid…?

Didn’t they martyr the cnut in the 15th century for taking indulgences…?

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The mind of those who deny 911 was easily provable…

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That must be ‘NLP’ group-speak you’re using there to state your piece…

You seem 2 imply that if any of us who actually ‘DO’ know 100% who really had the nano thermite placed round the 2 ft steel girders ‘UNDER’ the insulation at the time the Twin Towers were erected, & what the chain of authority & political blackmail process was that empowered & enabled that group to force such an outcome, would soon turn up dead, cause you said nobody will know ‘IN THIS LIFETIME’ so R-U going to kill us all…?

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On someone putting-me down…

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Ma, is that really you after all these long lonely years alone…?

I-see you still talk like a slut Ma & your Inglish ain’t no better with age, reckon Pa should never have let you work in that Arkansas brothel past your 60th birthday, but we really needed the money Ma, we needed the money, we had to send young Billy to college so he could get a good education & stuff…

Don’t be so dern hard on me Ma, at least cousin Billy made good…

(We all slicker than pigs in shit now after our Whitewater pay out)

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Answering another bloke called ‘AUDIE’ (sic) put-down…

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You seen that big mean looking hick-guy at the local Masons lodge…?

The one that’s always sitting up the front & talking like he knows the difference tween chicken shit, chicken salad, chicken soup, & socialists…?

The one calling hiself ‘UNCLE BILLY SHERMAN’ on these Tube pages…?

Well he’s a god-darn ‘AMERICAN PATRIOT’ dammit, a real true patriot…

(His Pa worked 3 jobs in a Kentucky boy-brothel to put hiself thru school)

You don’t reckon you be related to him Audie? Kind of like 13th cousins…?

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(Uncle Willy Sherman)

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Well I-think that cross dressing transvestite ‘GWM’ at the lodge was somebody’s mom once, so don’t let that big deep soothing baritone voice fool you into dropping your guard, she’s always had a deep voice & a way with words, she’s using the Tube name ‘UNCLE WILLY SHERMAN’ just to make you relax, & we don’t know ‘HOW’ (s) he gets by in funny Masonic undies…

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Atheism is almost as dumb as theism…

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I’m vaguely comforted the few times Matt technically admits atheism isn’t proof that no god angel soul or afterlife exists, merely a lack of belief based on there being no ‘PROOF’ gods angels souls & especially such a thing as an angry cosmic magician exists, & he’s on pretty safe ground claiming there’s no omnipotent omnipresent omniscient angry cosmic magi but there’s also no ‘PROOF’ that humanity isn’t plagued by 400,000 yrs of dead god-soul leaches sucking on it’s collective heart of hearts by always pretending to be whatever it’s not…

(Something like a god pretending to be light when it’s only a front for evil)

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ROBBY (Ben-Astor Via-Eichmann) (Nee-Hass) (Hess) DANIEL…

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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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