A real goldmine of info complete with dirt &… Info… (sic)

Hot on the trail of the (Non) official 911 conspirators…

Ever danced with the devil in the deep blue holy see…???

(Almost Jack Nicholson from his Batman role as the Joker)

When it comes to 911, if I’d been Heath Ledger & owned that Batman role like he later did, instead of what Jack said I’d have asked his co-actor if they’d ever seen Satan in a suit wearing cowboy boots & a cowboy hat & picking up a pay check from a Btitish East India corporation known as Langley Intelligence Industries, whose headquarters is listed as being down  in Virginia…

As an unlisted subsidiary to the British East India Company which again is itself owned or at least operated by the British Monarch on behalf of her shareholders who funnily enough are often her cousins it’s one of those obscure corporations which will never go broke as it remains it’s own biggest customer in the knowledge based economy…

(Suck a sour-lemon to get that one)

(Family-business) (Snicker-Snicker)

There’s the rub though because evidently even though she’s Bush’s cousin the queen doesn’t even own stock in her own ‘COMPANY’ like you’d expect, (She gets royalties only) (Royalties) (Get-it) anymore & instead of running her little company herself there’s shareholders & a board of directors who some people call the “ILLUMINATI” who were big in the American Civil War & officially taxed the $100 Million Boss Tweed stole from New York in the 1860’s which came from New York City taxes on Civil War profits so obviously time changes nothing…

Round & round & round it goes & where the ‘BS’ finally stops nobody knows because evidently not even the Illuminati are responsible for what they know which according to them in private is everything & it seems as well as knowing everything they also know nothing or at least they know they didn’t do nothing about what they’ve done (Everything) including 911 & the financing of both Nazis & Allies in WW2 & the murders of both Kennedy’s etc because just when you think you’ve got it all worked out you find even the Illuminati are actually owned & run by nobody just like the anonymous shareholders who own the US & EU debt…

Phew… (!) Anyone for a total head-fuck…???

Word is things weren’t always this confusing until some of their ancestors which literally go back to Solomon by the way pissed the infallible pope right off by stealing all his Catholic gold in 1084 & then rededicating it to the Templars as “SOLOMON’S GOLD” so he cursed them to become total fools so really it was the Christians who were to blame all along…

But even then you find it’s more complicated than you thought so that’s not really the whole story as some of us learnt that Christ started all that Christianity shite because he was just another mad resentful bitter power hungry Jew & thus according to some the Jews were responsible for all of it after all but even then as a Jew & a follower of Christ myself damn-it I’m just not feeling that guilty so it all gets even more screwy because two men who were descended from Solomon & secretly followed him name of Saul of Tarsus & Clement of Rome took over the church…

Maybe I’m guilty after all…???

But they soon gave control of it to their Great White Brotherhood lords & masters who were Goyim & they themselves worshipped Lucifer the devil so just when you think you’ve tracked down some of the bastards who did 911 you find out that it was the devil but according to the devil it was really George Herbert Walker Bush & also Dick Cheney & Don Rumsfeld so all along everyone has blamed everyone else…

As for them they’re blaming “OSAMA BIN-VANSTONE LADEN” well he’s blaming all of the infidels (Including me) & I’m blaming a couple of cowboys from Langley with nicknames like Batman & Joker & the Dick so as we’ll just get nowhere fast with recriminations lets just go with the dumbest story we can come up with which was…???

(Truth is stranger than the fiction & Vanstone took Bin-Laden’s place)

Some illiterate fuck-wit impersonator in a cave in Afghanistan…???

Now I’m confused cause I’ve got demented Al’s Heini disease…

Somebody’s flown some thermite into a skyscraper again…

Anybody got quality Columbian marching powder…???

ROBBY (Ben-Astor) DANIEL…

PS: Jewish presidents often say it won’t help but it won’t hurt either but seriously folks have you got any spare blow the man in the White House cut off my supply & now even Harry won’t talk to me…

(Snicker-Snicker)

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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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