The evolution of divinity…

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Grab your banana & split, as the age of omnipotent monkey-magic disappears…

As the song says, if you believe in things you don’t understand then you’ll suffer…

(Instead of going out with a big-bang, I’d prefer 5-grams & a bit of a laugh & giggle)

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Have you heard about the evolutionary atheists who somehow got to the Judeo-Christian Islamic cosmic magician’s paradise heaven (sic) despite being total unbelievers, but instead of just counting their blessings at how fortuitous grace is, they dug their heels in, & demanded to see the head monkey to ask him how in hell he got his theory of religion so totally wrong…

When no head monkey responded to their demands, they informed the cosmic magician in charge they were important democratic socialists, so as this was meant to be a paradise they were demanding equality in all things. In a nutshell their demand was that he do some real god magic to give them their dead bodies back, like religious tradition claims he did for Christ…

But cosmic magicians don‘t even really exist, so in reality it turned out they were only talking to their higher selves, & were either too smart or dumb to reply to their own demand, but they went too far & crossed a line & annoyed the great non-existent cosmic magician in the sky…

Just like on earth, so it is up in paradise or in the Grand Lodge in the Sky as evolved Masons call it. Good order must always be maintained at all cost, daring to question the omnipotent cosmic magician, who in addition to being “He who must be obeyed“ was also secretly known as “He who is never questioned” was verboten. They’d broken a cardinal golden rule for primates that even cardinal’s couldn’t break, & were quickly judged & thrown to purgatory down Jacob’s ladder, which is Hades in the myths or simply the basement of the Grand Lodge in the Sky…

Once there, they found quite a few billion evolved monkeys holding kabala bananas & trying to place them into some other monkey’s kabala anus so they could restore the status of their previous evolved godhood, & as this was happening as part of their eternal damnation, it went down while they sat next to piles of putrid banana peels that fell like manna from above…

It probably kept dropping on them from the huge feast redeemed monkeys in paradise enjoy, but at first they were still relieved to see that at least part of their theory was correct, & such a thing as evolved monkeys really did exist, so again they demanded to see the head monkey down there in Hades, so they could discuss their theory of spiritual & religious evolution…

Maybe at the high levels of Masonry GWM stands for Grand Worshipful Monkey…?

As it turns out there’s no such thing as a head monkey or a simian boss of all simian bosses in the simian afterlife. Instead, all there was after all that time, was a mean looking dead ‘ET’ with a chip on his shoulder because he was neither omnipotent, omnipresent, nor even a mighty cosmic magician either, tho he was the one who‘d made monkeys evolve in the first place using a bit of basic evolved ‘ET‘ science to blend his DNA with that of the monkeys…

He was holding a large pitchfork & wondering why he wasn’t as his higher god-self was, who still ruled the universal god-delusion up in paradise. But he knew his role, & now even tho it was him who’d personally started all that omnipotent omnipresent cosmic magician god-shite in the first place, he was reduced to merely forcing all of the evolved monkeys who’d really wanted to work to do nothing forever, & forcing any other monkeys who didn’t want to work to do something…

So in effect all he was really doing was trying to stay busy to fight the never ending monotonous boredom of being dead & not being his higher god-self up in heaven…

Since the dawn of time the best amusement the big Satan guy ever had was tricking evolved monkeys to perform anal kabala-sex on each other as they sought to reach a higher god-self thru another monkey‘s holy kabala anus. There were whole millennia where he’d kept them all doing that to seek enlightenment (Snicker) but all jokes wear thin after a while, so the horny old devil was feeling pretty pissed about the whole deal his cosmic magician self gave him…

Brings a new dimension to the phrase “Go fcuk yourselves forever” now doesn’t it…?

The only thing that pissed him off even more than thinking about that, was a new crowd of smartarse, know it all, evolved monkeys arriving & thinking they could somehow get out of their eternal reward, by reminding him that after all this time he was actually supposed to be the big omnipotent cosmic magician god-cheese himself. But he‘d been lying to the evolved monkeys about that big time ever since that first day way back in the Garden of Eden, & after his higher self caught him out at it, he’d cast himself down to Hades to punish himself…

As the televangelist fools all claim, he’s perfectly righteous & therefore punishes all sin…

Call him God Satan Lucifer or devil as you will, but don’t call him the head monkey…

It’s probably not even kosher to call him the Grand Worshipful Magician really…

Personally the whole thing makes me wonder why the fcuk Christ bothered…
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ROBBY (Ben-Astor) (Nee Haas) (Hess) (Via Eichmann) DANIEL…

© ® 30/4/12
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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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