Random wisdom for when it’s too late…

These are random sarcastic comments on corrupt politics atheism & fake religion…

They were posted on various YouTube videos in response to the comments or vids…

Just because there’s sarcasm & plain humour doesn’t mean they’re not all true tho…

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(On the hidden role ‘DCIK’ plays in world politics & state religion)

Everyone knows the US Government puts fluoride in water to dumb you down but that doesn’t answer all questions so if you ask me CIA is putting ‘DCIK’ in US water & as 97-98% of the body is water inevitably Americans as well as the English & Australians become ‘DCIKS’ in thought feelings philosophy theosophy economics politics religion & spirituality.

I’m not necessarily against ‘DCIKS’ myself mind you as I’ve both got one & am one but mine’s the only one I’m really overly fond of.

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How about nominating George Herbert Walker Bush as the new Messiah…?

He’d secretly adore that role & his mother would be pleased that he’d finally made something genuinely decent of himself…

He is after all of ancient Jewish descent & he’s a Mason & thus knows all the right people including both God & Satan…

As a Mason he’s even in on the ‘JOKE’ that Lucifer plays both roles…

So I-nominate George Herbert Walker Bush as God Satan & Messiah…

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(Someone denying JFK’s hidden Illuminati Jewish ancestors)

(Simply on the basis of where the family name of Kennedy began)

By that reckoning WW2 fascist Adolph Hitler should have been called Weinstein Astor Rosenkrautz simply because he was WW Astor’s illegitimate grandson on his mother’s side & as GHW Bush is of Jewish part German descent & Queen Elizabeth’s 13th cousin he should have been named ‘DEBBIE REGINA WEINER STEINER BUSH’ & like the Kennedy’s should have honestly told the world about his antecedents.

There really oughta be a law against dishonest people.

Of course maybe only honest peoples would obey it?

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(On America’s wounded soul)

Something terrible happened to America’s psyche with the murder of JFK but what few really care about is the true how why & who of it as although 100% Catholic the Kennedy clan descended from the same ruling British Israelite stock as 2\3 of Confederate landholders & whatever reason you give for his murder by his own the reality remains fictitious truth took an arrow to the knee & it’s all been downhill since with lying crippling your nation.

You seriously need to repent of ‘ALL’ the damned lying.

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(On the religion of the US political state)

Of those 5 to 10 billion species of animals who evolved from pond slime how many can cheat on their taxes & commit state treason & make a speech on television declaring they worship god Jeeze-arse the flag mom & apple pie & therefore should be the next president of the USA come this November…?

Obviously the short answer is a gay Republican gorilla fool.

(Remember we don’t hate you we just don’t like your gorilla)

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(A twit questioning my honesty about people I‘d met)

(My sarcasm is about American political dishonesty)

I’d kept an eye (sic) on Colbert & Stephens hoping to see jokes about Osama Bin-Vanstone & Al-Bernstein or Al-Madeoff & even for a movie about a gay Texan political cowboy called ‘DEBBIE’ but humour took an arrow to the knee from the Patriot act.

When that turned septic freewill ‘FUNNY’ died & went to heaven while back on earth the scientists at Homeland Insecurity actually succeeded in cloning the corpse then did rude things to it on the Late Show with Dave Letterman.

(I-swear on the bible) (Fcuk-fcuk) (Fcuk-fcuk) (Fcuk) (See) (I’m practicing)

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(The same twit questioning my honesty about people I‘d met)

(Claiming Kennedy couldn’t have had any Jewish antecedents)

(On the basis of the name beginning in the town of Wexford)

You mean the slime pond of scientific Darwinism where all life began was actually in Wexford all this time & nobody knew?

Eureka or was that taking your analogy just a little too far.

Maybe some of Jews from the 3 Diaspora went to Wexford during their holidays to visit the holy slime pond & have kabala sex with some Catholic boys after & accidentally impregnated a rather flat chested young servant girl & that’s where the Kennedy clan began?

Adolph with an “F” you say?

Well I-stand corrected.

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(Again the same twit questioning my honesty about people I‘d met)

Don Rumsfeld’s always been half-human & I’ve never met Jethro Tull & as for the Queen ‘WE’ don’t talk to commoners like you so what was your question boy or were you making a broad brush statement about shite & hit the post button B4 you finished?

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Omni Domini goes the main thought in rubber band theology…

(Basically meaning if you’re in control then you’re in the right)

In the political world of the old Holy Roman Empire or in WW2 Nazi Germany or even now still in today’s America that’s called fascism & ever since the dawn of government or religion of any type it was always that way with the king & the priest or their state approved prophet it was Omni fcuking Domini & anything wrong becomes right again…

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(Someone saying Australia was proof of god existing?)

(Some of the shite you’ll find on YouTube is sort of weird)

Comparing Australia to ‘GOD’ will get you in trouble with the Queen.

Her ancestors ran the official state religion of Anglicism (Episcopalian) at the time we brought the concept of civilisation via genocide to the native Aborigines as indeed was the case with America where once again the same dynamic was in play.

So really the idea of ‘GOD’ in part revolves around who’s got the biggest guns which obviously means America is god now doesn’t it?

(All hail America on bended knee because we beseech thee)

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Hell in a hamburger I’d thought ‘JEW-ZEUS’ was the meaning of the non-word Jesus (No letter ‘J’ in English til 500 years ago) so maybe some ruling Jew or Roman back then who had a wicked sense of humour or too much time on their hands put that shite together as a joke so instead of ‘Hey-Zeus’ it was simply Jew-Zeus or god of Jews but then there’s problems straight away about where Jews got ‘THERE’ letter ‘J’ from & obviously they got their ‘J’ from ‘YHWH’ who ran everything omnipotently…

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(Someone claiming Muslims are attacking the US Constitution)

(Also wanted to abuse me without humour or any apparent logic)

(I’d stated my Jewish Astor relatives were big in WW2 & ever since)

Obviously my family fcuked your grammar too…

And yes there ‘WAS’ a large hot pile afterwards…

But there’s still no Islam’s in our wigwams Billy-Bob…

The same philosophy often erroneously called the Great White Brotherhood which divided the Israeli nation into Judah & the ten tribes which Solomon himself set up when he joined that clique of Baal worshipping Molech sacrificing self hypnotised loonies also did the Norman conquests & the Crusades & the British raids of America India & Africa & WW1 & WW2 including the real holocausts & they also did 911 & it’s ‘NOT’ the Jews in Israel but more rightly Jews in Washington Whitehall & Windsor.

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(When the Sons of God took the daughters of men as wives)

The dynamics of a 36 foot tall ‘ET’ Anunnaki hominid with a three foot wang having sex with a 5 to 6 foot tall woman with a vagina that’s considered to be slack outside of childbirth if you can carefully fit more than one small lesbian’s fist into it defies description while obviously when it comes to birthing such giant offspring from the mating of ‘GOD’ & his human creation the woman would certainly need a caesarean to survive it which again implies technology.

(A 3-foot long wang) (Tee-Hee)

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(Pagan atheists & Masonic Christians pulling their dciks too much)

Religious Pagans should learn a big Masonic secret which is Satan or Lucifer is the ‘GOD’ of this world & has been since the archetypal myth of Adam took a right turn at the Tree of the Knowledge of Good & Evil when he should have turned left (For which he’ll be eternally punished) & because Lucifer is both God & Satan here & in the afterlife Paradise & in Hades too it’s just as well there’s an old opt-out clause where you can tell both of him to shove it & walk (Float?) off into the darkness.

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My cat’s name is ‘RAMSES’ & as he (His namesake) had himself declared a ‘GOD’ & cats are said to be divine then if the hybrid human ‘RAMSES’ turns out to be an ass or a dcik acting on behalf on an even bigger omnipotent ass &\or dcik then maybe me & my cat will rebel & we’ll both get the fcuk out of Dodge City (Paradise?) & Hades (Austin?) & wander off to places where Lucifer & his alter-ego ‘GOD’ or his bum-boy Pharaoh Ramses the Great can’t shine illuminated god light. (Get the sarcasm yet?)

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A Mason Francis Bacon once said “KNOWLEDGE IS POWER” & to that end did you know  5000 years ago Pharaoh Ramses declared himself a living god & straight away unbelievers (Atheists) among the rabble who failed to take the bait &\or swallow the royal semen which was the same thing rebelled so Ramses had his priests start a rumour that rather than eternal hellfire anyone walking out on ‘GOD’S LIGHT’ in the afterlife Hades or Paradise would have their soul eaten by a big hairy lesbian dyke crocodile.

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(On John Lennon’s masterpiece ‘IMAGINE’ & on imagining you understand)

Imagine Christ preached to souls in Hades because like John Lennon wasn’t welcome in the US Christ wasn’t welcome in paradise because it’s actually run by the Godz Hodz & Yodz (Kabala) of this world & then Imagine that after death you were allowed to walk out of the light right out into the darkness where Ramses said there were crocodiles waiting to eat you but instead of crocs you find righteous souls who were always peaceful to the meek but far more dangerous to cnuts than crocs could ever be.

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(Warning) (It’s getting later than you think)

What if the 5000+ y\o Great White Brotherhood occultists who Solomon joined & who his 1200 offspring had intermarried with among the royal houses world wide were actually the same ones who partitioned Israel & Judah & arranged the 3 Diaspora including the 2 great destructions of Jerusalem under Nebuchadnezzar & Caesar in the first place & what if those same GWB occultists who also ran the church from 100 AD were the ones financing (Running) the Nazis in WW2 & were the ones who re-created Israel?

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Hopefully the atheist Pagans & the secret theist Pagans won’t ever be so dumb as to think I’m really trying to challenge the core of their beliefs other than to mock them with far less vitriol than I’ve done to the Satanic blood-magic quasi occult religion Saul of Tarsus started mostly because I’m kind of a friend to Christ & as for the Christians well they’ll always hate me & those like me out of fear paranoia & hidden penis envy (sic) much like the Jews of old hated Christ simply because I’ll refuse to share their delusions.

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(On the hidden pantheism of the supposedly monotheistic biblical Jews)

Most peeps wouldn’t know ‘ISRAEL’ was ‘ISIS-RA-EL’ (Eloyhim) all along…

Other godz worshipped in Jerusalem from Solomon thru to Christ’s time was ‘BAAL’ god of the erect penis (Really) & also Asherah god of the clitoris (Really) & knowing the Jews they even had a god for the anus although ‘GOD’ only knows (Snicker) what that one was called (A Republican?) (sic) as well as ‘MOLECH’ who was loosely connected to Baal during the ritual sexual death of the human sacrifice which was the real story behind the infants Herod slaughtered at Ramalah for a cannibalistic feast.

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The insight of atheists & theists alike is only ever exceeded by the generosity of their sense of humour & to ‘PROVE’ that next time you take a dump if you’ll meditate within the disciplines of logic on the inevitable outcome & the scientific causes of same you’ll find both Uranus & their’s still exists & therefore the proof of intelligent extraterrestrial life revolves around the evolution of the human anus.

“Why is it so” you may well ask yourself?

Julius Sumner Miller eat your heart out.

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@Ebvardh -B4 I-respond to your statement about you & me which you’ve masked with a question about something else entirely separate like ‘GOD’ under a preset supposition which may or may not mean what it seems I’d need to state I’ve grown up with the best occult & political liars on the planet.

I’m definitely ‘NOT’ saying you’re a liar but need to see an overview of your personal work B4 I’ll ever be able to fully understand possible shades of truth or dishonesty behind the question you’ve asked.

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@Ebvardh -Now we finally know who really ran the 911 fiasco?

It was just Santa (Satan) Claus & his alter-ego called god Huh?

So what happens when some New Age NWO fcuk-wit political or occult pawn pulls a new ‘GOD’ lie Ramses already did to death millennia ago soon after the US deals with the next piece of false flag black-op shite that the US pulls to hide shite they already pulled?

Santa must have done did-it?

He knew when you been sleeping?

He knew when you were awake too Ay?

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@Ebvardh -You’ll find everything you need to fully answer your own question honestly OR dishonestly in the 120-144+ thousand words blogged at the “spacelizardlaw’ site at the “WordPress” dotty com URL if your Patriot Act isn’t blocking it on behalf of various powerful criminal fools ghouls & shady cnuts so once you read all that & give me access to your work I’ll answer your question & not bat a curve ball out of the park.

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@oolum -What exactly are you referring to with your comment friend?

The wormhole closed just B4 the context materialised from the vortex.

(Was it lost in the Skull & Bones section of Alpha-Beta-Capa at Yale?)

By the time you find it rude things will be done to it’s fundamental meaning so act fast & tell me WTF it’s initial context was & I’ll get Captain Kirk on the Tricorder to send out an armed retrieval team.

You know what the Clingons at the Skull & Bones will do to it don’t you?

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(Alleged alien abductions)

@oolum -Of course ‘BARNEY & BETTY’ may have been drugged abducted & anally probed either by mad monks from the Skull & Bones Society at Yale or simply by wage-slave Doo-Dahs from Langley seconded to ‘AREA-51’ & if it was the latter their memories were hypnotically induced to lend credence to an illusion the very real earthbound ‘ET’s’ the Book of Jude says are imprisoned here actually have the method & means of escape.

(Space travel is to Star Travel what a wrecked T-Model Ford is to a Concorde)

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(Was the ‘ENLIL’ deity of Abram really a star traveller & galactic boss of bosses?)

Guess it wouldn’t dawn on you this really ‘IS’ a Prison Planet for real. (sic)

What if the ‘STAR’ the three wise men from the East followed was sunlight reflecting off the hull of a 1600 mile ‘ETERNAL CITY’ the Book of Revelation speaks of which was orbiting earth while the ‘ONE LORD’ of the ‘ENLIL’ incarnated as Christ then giving him a cloned ‘ENLIL’ body of his own flesh that Sarah also received Isaac by IVF too & Sodom & Gomorrah were whacked by lasers as was Elijah’s vaporised stone altar?

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The truth may well be ‘OUT THERE’ but the lies travel further.

(Lies like an earthbound ‘ET’ possessing star travel to escape)

If this planet orbits a star with low hydrogen causing sunspots where it already burns iron it would be the perfect execution facility for the bodies & souls of beings who’d already proved elsewhere in the galaxy they were intractable liars thieves & murderers like Christ said of Satan however the galactic ‘ENLIL’ warden (I’m Sirius) literally offered a real pardon & rescue post supernova for any soul responding to Christ.

(The Book of Jude mentions they’re hiding underground)

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(On atheists quoting the very real Christian hypocrisy as a cause-priori)

(As-if a truth about a lie could conveniently make another lie into the truth)

How many Christian religions actually depend on the words of Christ?

Aren’t they all based on shite the GWB adept Saul ‘SAID’ about Christ?

Christianity has long proved toxic to truth & morality wherever people followed anything other than what Christ taught & commanded.

Mathew & John have the gospels that have logical single trains of thought & James & Peter both have a strong harmony with his heart & mind.

The god of Christianity has been proved to be the D-Evil god of this world.

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 I-don’t have a problem seeing real scientific creation in the higher life forms which were performed at intervals by extra terrestrial physical beings who most definitely didn’t use the old ‘GREAT COSMIC MAGICIAN IN THE SKY SHTICK’ to bring it to pass & even natural selection in the results such as Neanderthal & Cro-Magnon which are as obvious as the monkey on the back of theist & atheist alike. (Tee-Hee)

It’s sad monotheists can’t discern the meaning of myth cause they look silly.

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That explanation of circular logic by the Austin Atheist Community hosts on the video at 4.00 mins from the host sounds a whole lot like the official GOP national policy to re-elect President Bush in 2004 & that just makes me want to go out & hug Joe Sixpack & Sarah Palin & buy an oil tanker & a Wall Street banker then join the Tea Party & dance naked at a Bohemian Grove with a minor of the same sex during a long weekend.

(Tee-Hee)

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Try telling the real truth about ‘OSAMA BIN-VANSTONE’ which was the true birth name of the Australian man on US tele between 1997 & 2004 pretending to be the original Saudi sheik ‘OSAMA‘ then pass 100% Congressional Amnesty legislation in Congress for an open confession of ‘ALL’ acts of state treason over the last 5 or 6 decades including a full confession in a closed Congress for crimes enabling the political blackmail that created the dynamic in the first place & hurry up or die wishing you did.

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I-think most right-thinking people are sick & tired (sic) of being told they’re stupid by people doing nothing more than trying to balance the books on moral deficits created by lies our world has lived by in the past 5 decades because it’s beginning to become a bit of a potential avalanche where $17 trillion tons of crap (Or whatever the private US Fed deficit is) is ever poised to descend from the heights of amoral stupidity via gravity onto the hole we’re all hiding in & from which we’ve now got nowhere to else to run.

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America gave sanctuary to the murderers of both Kennedy’s & Martin Luther King & to the bosses of Air America & the people that arranged for the NVA to be trained by retired French generals using US Taxpayer resource & the people that dropped the MIA’s from Air America into the South China Sea buck naked from 10,000 feet & also to the one’s who stole Hoover’s files & pulled the S&L rort & ran the Iranian Embassy rescue sabotage & the Lebanese Marine suicide bombings & Ganda & Locherbie etc.

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If you heard the true stories of Marvin Gaye & his daddy you’d take your hat off to both but here in the world of shlick shtick spin or in it’s capital America that’s never likely to ever happen so in the meantime rock-on Marvin & rock-on Gaye Senior & rock-on Ike Turner & a 1000 others cause the kosher cnuts killed the Christ himself once & faked the death of Elvis (Really) but that’s not the end of the story yet by any means.

You’ll likely never hear the whole story yourselves.

At-least not until you’re all pushing up the daisies.

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(On the true legacy of President’s Ronald Reagan & GHW Bush)

In a modern world everything needs to be re-translated as in Reagan’s sage words “You, the CIA, are the tripwire” (In the underage anus of terrorists) so think carefully & in the coming NWO after you choose between ‘MITT’ & ‘RICK’ & ‘RICK’ & ‘MICHELLE’ & ‘NEWT’ & whoever the other fool was you must always vote early & vote often & always vote twice & always have consensual anal sex with your neighbour’s Tomcat before any other kosher bastard does the dirty Satanic kabala deed dirt damn cheap.

Written in memorium as an ‘RIP’ to the concept of American honour…

(It was buried in the same grave as Ron Paul’s total lack of moral integrity)

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Science has perfected the DNA science of anything & even water can be altered & turned into ‘DCIK’ so taking that into account I’ve already had 6 beers & talk shite after 4 so where’s my fcuking lawful compensation money George Herbert Walker Bush because you’ve ‘BENT’ the banana on this one & it all just keeps getting bendier (sic) & bendier (sic) as the remaining days of plausible human sanity count down to the inevitable point where you say “HOLY MOTHER OF BAAL WTF HAPPENED” (?) so move on now old man.

(I’m owed quite a bit of compensation from the Australian government)

(Without a lawyer I’ll be lucky if they even bury me in a green wheely bin)

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Although few care I-was anally raped terrorised tortured (Really) & MK-Ultra brainwashed by CIA from the tender age of 4 & had been drugged brainwashed & digitally raped previous to that & really all I’m after is justice with full private timely monetary compensation in Leu of political empowerment or AKA real ‘JUSTICE’ or sadly I’m forced to continue with a play I’d begun as a 7 y\o which was ‘JUSTICE OR ‘ETERNAL REVENGE’ (sic) & the mechanism for that is simply to have liars continue to lie.

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What is it about ‘DCIK-JOKES’ in the USA that goes hand in hand with Ronnie Reagan & GHW Bush or perhaps Ron Paul & Mitt Romney in a tender moment because if you ask me (Nobody has recently) America seems to have lost something special that once allowed Colbert or Jon Stephens to tell you what they were ‘REALLY’ thinking & if you asked me again (Nobody has recently) America is all about ‘DCIK’ but no-one seems interested in a constitutional clitoris or a hairy congressional arsehole anymore.

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This is nothing more than a hardcore Langley phishing site suckers.
One day it actually ‘MAY’ catch accidentally potential anti-Israeli political activists but in the process fcuk over 10,000 innocent (Stupid) international &\or American fools & that’s a good day’s work for fascists.

America will inevitably reap the fascism it sowed by it’s own government’s lies while Jews will always become victims of their own lies.

Obviously us Jews haven’t created enough hypocrisy for our damnation yet.

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Around 2\3rds of Confederate Landholders were of Jewish descent from moneyed classes who’d Anglicised their names & had embraced Christianity as a great cover story & had NOT fled England for religious reasons but rather for political ones (To control the new country) & if I’d assert the same dynamic was in play in the North would anybody care?
I’m of Jewish illegitimate bio-descent from Illuminati & WW2 fascist families & my info is sadly very accurate & even urgent.

Wake-up B4 the roses die.

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I-grew up with the best liars frauds fascists & killers of innocent semi innocent & sometimes but not very often even the thoroughly guilty cnuts who’d actually committed a moral crime or even a criminal offence.

The feeling I’m getting is that growing up with such skilled people has created a little bit of overkill in the old relax the monkey trick (The one Maxwell Smart perfected) so I’ll have to stop listening now & get on the phone & call the Chief of Control to tell him about this man.

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@Dragonsnack73 -Are you using the royal ‘WE’ when you say ‘WE’ are waiting to see my achievements or are you using the tribal ‘WE’ as in some form of Pagan Wicca or Satanist coven or are your ‘WE’ the cosmic-magi devotees called Christians or are ‘WE’ the blokes down at the local gay titty bar just up the road from Langley cause it really just might make a difference to how many beers Homer drinks today.

All you atheist & theist guys absolutely crack-me up.

Tears of mirth & tremors of total hilarity.

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It’s pretty limp believing there’s no afterlife if there isn’t cause that way you atheists can never be proved wrong or right anyway could you?

If you bet your freedom on their being no afterlife & there turns out to be a Jewish-mafia style gang of kabala souls called god who prey on the weak as Illuminati do here & you base your bet on your belief there’s no afterlife rather than on your knowledge you’re taking a 50\50 bet on your own losses.

I’d bet you that being your own bookie really sucks.

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Please stop kicking the Nazis around as many top Nazis were of hidden Jewish descent & as the holocaust involved 400,000 executions & the other 5.6 million worked to death building underground cities don’t kick the Jews around either particular as I’m of Jewish extraction myself & even tho I’m directly related to 2 of the Third Reich’s finest it wasn’t really my fault cause I’d not even been born back then so if you wish to blame anyone blame the financiers who paid the piper & called the tune.

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The truth is still ‘OUT THERE’ if liars claim the ‘ET’ has star travel.

This planet orbits a star with low hydrogen levels causing sunspots where it burns iron & it’s the perfect execution facility for bodies & souls of ‘ET’ beings who’ve proved elsewhere in the galaxy they were intractable liars thieves & murderers just like Christ had said of Satan yet even so the galactic ‘ENLIL’ warden (I’m Sirius) literally offered a real pardon & rescue post supernova for any soul responding to Christ.

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It was certainly a mistake taking the occult dribble of the GWB adept Saul of Tarsus as the state religion while ignoring Christ’s commands but when Caesar was your ‘GOD’ (sic) there was no point arguing with the omnipotent omniscient ruler of state cause if he was stupid then everyone was obliged to be as equally stupid much like it is with the US & Obama & England & Cameron & France & whatever his name was because just as soon as they die they’re an official NWO demi ‘GOD’ too remember folks.

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(Someone mindlessly mocking Christ’s wisdom)

When you say cheap shite for opportunistic ego-crap shite all you’ll end up with is cheap opportunistic ego-crap shite in your head.

Christ said what he said to servile Jews because it also applied to the ruling Jews & he was trying to empower the downtrodden.

You probably don’t hang around for too long at the local bikey-bar in between getting a blow job from the local gay ‘MEISTER’ & getting the crap beat out of you for talking out of turn do you SFB’s?

(Christ was an ‘IVF’ child you fool)

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Try to understand in real world time that the real world meaning of the 500 y\o Pagan root-word ‘GOD’ (Yay-Pagans) we mistranslate from a physically existing plural form of high-tech Hebrew ‘ELOYHIM’ literally means ‘SPIRIT OR SOUL OF A DECEASED (Earthly) PRIEST OR KING’ & thus to mistranslate it in your minds because of group pressure as a self existing non-existing (sic) omnipotent omnipresent cosmic magi is the height of spiritual & intellectual delusion whatever a private belief happens to be.

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Someone who is willing to betray themselves every waking moment?

Well that’s gotta be Republicans Democrats theists OR atheists too?

Believing in a ‘SKYDADDY’ is like believing in the US Fed isn’t it?

Talking snakes & magic dragons & ‘ET’ in Area-51 on your taxes?

Immaculate conceptions via IVF & resurrection via cloning too?

As-far as reality goes try a rubber-band or the US Constitution.

Nothing in this debate without true honesty ever concerns me.

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How many times can theists & atheists ignore the original meaning of a 500 y\o word ‘GOD’ means a deceased soul of an earthly priest or king meaning theists & atheists argue something that’s dead or doesn’t exist.

Would a sane person just walk away from this argument or quietly go postal (sic) & shoot some brain dead moron on either side & ‘THEN’ walk away & seriously (Apart from ‘NOT’ shooting someone) why argue this idiocy?

Anyone know what a true non-sequitur is in the a rational world?

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Short answer about true evolution…? Monkeys…

Long answer about really real evolution…? Democrats…

Extremely long answer about really true evolution…? Republicans…

Convoluted long answer about evolved monkey’s evolving until they gain enough knowledge to kill each other 10 million times over?

The current opinion is the NWO & the Great White Brotherhood & Jeeze-arse & Masons & Illuminati & Jews & atheistic scientists….

(I-want my mommy says the naughty little agnostic monkey)

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My cat really doesn’t like you lady… (You know what cats are like)

A couple of years after you remake yourself around Christ’s teachings I’ll ask him again even if I’m already dead & he is toooooo…

If your name was ‘BENNY HINN’ I’d say a couple of millennia after…

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Average atheists believe a great ‘SLIME POND IN THE SKY’ was really the true god while judging by the way they behave towards innocent choirboys & other unwilling underage sex slaves the average professional theist believes a ‘GREAT SLIME POND IN THE SKY’ became human & walked this earth & told Saul of Tarsus to ignore all of Christ’s greater commands to make a religion of gross political media spin our eternal saviour.

(Hence the Republican Christians & holy Democrat Theists in America)

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If you read history but lied a lot & had a warped sense of humour you could ignore the Jews doing genocide 3000+ years ago & the Baal worship murders of them & their Assyrian & Babylonian conquerors & the current day continuation of that religion by Illuminati Masons Jews & even the Nazis they financed some of whom who were literally of Jewish bio-descent & Catholic & Protestant religion & you could ignore Christianity’s 1000+ years of genocides & even ignore what Jews do today in Palestine as well.

(You could also ignore Jews politically controlling all Christianity)

(Ever since the Norman Zionist Illuminati takeover of Rome in 1084)

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(The offer of Christ within the real ‘GOOD NEWS’ is completely ignored)

Read Isaiah Chapter 24 about the star ceasing to shine light forcing humanity underground & cross reference that to Christ’s prediction of the star ceasing to shine light & scorching our earth with intense heat (After the light goes out & the star burns iron full time) then look at 2-Pet Ch3 predicting elements (Molecules) melting & planetary bodies disappearing with a loud noise then think again of the ‘LAKE OF FIRE’ Christ offered a rescue from & think of iron burning in the sunspots already & accept reality for once.

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The illusion of the wormhole exceeds the intelligence of the worm.
No matter what I’ll say people will always like to believe in any false hope the establishment spreads to keep it’s minions hopeful (sic) compliant & in servitude while others like Einstein would have probably said something brilliant like “W < H=Big-lie Squared” where “W” stands for worm which is greater than “H” which stands for hole & the “BIG-LIE” stands in a circle.

(At least if he’d had enough Schnapps sex & beers that day)

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Some claim ‘ET’ is a dragon ‘SNAKE-GOD’ as in the bible & in Mayan Aztec Australian Aborigine & American Indian & others believe there are large ‘ENLIL’ hominid galactic rulers who stranded them & other hominid ‘ANUNNAKI’ here to await termination of body & soul by supernova & that these were the ancestors of the ‘CONEHEADS’ who were all forced to live deep underground to avoid high energy particles from old supernova elsewhere just to extend their lives & some peeps believe in tooth fairies too.

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I’m of Jewish bio-descent myself both on my German Jewish WW2 fascist bio-father’s side who himself came from the lions of same WW Astor who was a shareholder in the US Fed when it financed the Nazis & on my mother’s side I’ve descended from the ‘HESS’ clan who like Astor Windsor & Bush trace lineage to the Normans & everything American from the US Civil War WW1 WW2 Korea Vietnam down to Iraq 911 & Iraq was mostly under our families control & apart from Gaddafi there’s few Islam’s in our wigwams.

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Ron Paul still has 2 of Ronnie Reagan’s old condoms which he holds as a genuine keepsake of their eternal Fraternal Brotherhood…

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If you loved Ronnie Reagan then you’ll go nutz & be literally willing to sacrifice your children to Molech for Ron Paul everyone…

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@disappearingone11 -Give $20 to Ron Paul so he can go home.

Matter of fact give him $120 so he can take 5 other GOP with him.

Then you will be ‘AT-ONE’ with the universe & godz will love you.

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(On old religious myths & superstitions)

Obviously neither the caller nor hosts ever heard of the Great Gerbil in the Sky who was the one who omnipotently made the mighty Divine Turtle who carries the earth on it’s back thus ‘WE’ who know we know of these things still have to suffer these mortal fools who talk of either ‘GOD’ or heretical laws of physics omnipotent magical Gerbils don’t have to obey.

Kneel before the mighty Great Gerbil lest he smite thee with holy hamster crap & set fire to the unholy delusions of sanity ye aspire to.

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The Great Omnipotent Gerbil in the Sky notes your spirit of unbelief.

Repent before a plague of fiery hamster crap smites thy sinful souls with steaming fresh 70 kg lumps of it travelling at 18 kms per second using US Military high energy impact technology & thus the Great Hamster consigns thee to an eternity of debating the possible cause of extinction of gay pink Unicorns as distinct from the straight furry white ones.

Was that making with the funnies enough?

Christians reaching for the 9 inch nails yet?

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(The Austin Atheist host mocking one of Christ’s parables)

Salt was like a currency & people used to cheat & mix white sand into salt similar to the way a heroin dealer cuts heroin with sugar to increase the profit. As it was a fairly common practice he’d have been speaking to people who knew the analogy. In this case it was in reference to watering down your truth until it had lost all it’s flavour. He was stating that if you kept on diluting salt with sand sooner or later all that would be left was sand with no saltiness you’d throw out & walk on.

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Welcome to tonight’s MMA triple threat Muslim terror match folks.

On the extreme right in exalted royal blue Masonic undies with the frilly pink sequin lace we have the current champ of the US Europe Israel & all other friendly countries with the biggest WMD’s on the planet & on the left in a faded blue bomber suit (sic) we have the Palestinian Muslim contender.

The rules of the match are simple folks as there aren’t any & we’ve already decided who will win anyway so sit back & enjoy the show.

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Wrong 10,000 times over…

Wise King Solomon (sic) built altars to ‘MOLECH’ for the purpose of roasting & eating infants children & adults after ritual butt-sex murder & Christ was placing a very careful canny logic bomb there on this…

Stephen was murdered after referencing the Molech worship & Christ was implying that people should stop the former disgusting practices of human cannibalism & instead share some wine & bread in remembrance of his sacrifice so really get a little smarter…

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Like Pharaoh Ramses telling the unlearned there were crocodiles in the darkness that would eat their souls when the reality is there’s a Snake-God in the paradise of Luciferin light waiting to do so?

Rather than workers of darkness people should beware of which I’m one you meant ‘WORKERS OF EVIL’ or maybe workers of ‘FASCIST INIQUITY’ (Lawlessness) of which I’m neither so be careful how you couch your words because the truly righteous will find sanctuary in the darkness outside of Lucifer’s light.

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At about 1.35 we hear the atheist’s equivalent of a ‘NICENE CREED’ where holy words full of understanding & knowledge that cannot be challenged (sic) come into play such as the holy ‘SINGULARITY’ (Oh-Singularity we beseech there) (sic) as well as ‘QUANTUM’ (Oh great quantum we beseech thee) as well as ‘BIG BANG’ (Oh ‘Bigga-Banga’ we beseech thee) (Snicker) & thus the true foundations for the faith of the creed of the ‘NO CREED’ movement that teaches by faith that no faith should be built on it.

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You’re wrestling with the great cosmic-magician theory.

Some people say our universe came from a big black hole which leaked into nowhere with enough energy to overpower it’s own reverse gravity & thus be unable to keep itself together so it exploded.

Obviously the moment you accept that hypothesis you may ask where ‘THAT’ universe which ours came from came from & if you must know where ‘THAT’ universe came from well then maybe ‘GOD’ made it Huh? (Tee-Hee Hee-Hee)

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For 4 & a 1\2 decades I’ve been closely watching US politics as well as it’s religions in all it’s forms including Catholic Protestant Jew Mason Pagan Wicca or Satanist as well as Eastern Hindi Buddhist & American Indian animist & both the purer total atheist ones as well as the atheism that’s a vehicle for something else & it seems to me I’ve seen people bounce from the Democrats to the GOP as if that’s the only choice but myself I’d found early on that freedom of thought is the best religion.

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(On the creation myth of Adam & Eve in the garden)

“Two white people fucked in a garden, then their kids fucked and now we all these different races with relatively few retards?”

“It seems so plausible?”

Yeah unless of course you study the real history of the human race outside of status quo mantras or take a closer look at the current level of honest faith via obedience to Christ’s teachings within a personal understanding of them or if that’s too heavy simply just look at levels of honesty & intellect debate in US GOP primaries & then consider all of the weapons we hold to murder our fellow humans without just cause.

Plausibility?

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What if the devil wrote the bible (?) asks the hosts?

Well what if the devil wrote ‘PARTS’ of the bible?

It’s a very valid question to promote for inquiry.

Asking questions about questions is rational.

Ask some questions on Rev:10 10 people.

Those who’ve had the chance to question things or were given guidance or advice on where to look for clues would know Isaiah didn’t write ‘ALL’ of his work & Saul of Tarsus was ‘NOT’ a true servant of Christ as the proles think.

(There are other examples)

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Most Christians react with extreme vitriol on questions of the infallibility of their holy writ while most Jews just sit back & smirk cause most of them are in on the joke about the subtle difference between fact & myth.

The instances of what are thought of as divine intervention by the Great Cosmic Magician In The Sky or “GCMITS” as Masons would call him ‘OR’ her (Snicker) are very easily explainable thru visitations by ‘ET’ using IVF on Eve Sarah & Mary & lasers on Sodom & Gomorrah etc.

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Don’t ever mention Chaos theory.

(We told you not to mention that)

(Don’t mention devolution either)

Redneck logic says everyone who knows knows the chicken came B4 the egg otherwise who would have laid the damn egg you damned fools?

Now that I’ve cleared all of that up anything else?

Myself I’m often but not always fond of Rednecks.

I’d never talk religion with one that’s got a gun tho.

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The preamble to your constitution used to say that your ‘RIGHTS’ were all self evident long B4 they were ever written down.

Some of those rights such as the right to know an accusation & it’s evidence up front & also to hear your accuser face to face with witnesses present was literally written into the old Hebrew social laws which Moses first gave to the Jews 3,500 odd years ago yet even those were said by the preamble to have already been self evident.

(So is the fact they’re being stomped on)

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Kent Hovind went the ‘HERSHEY BAR HWY’ during a long very discreet private meeting with the Justified & Ancient priests & prophets of Baphomet when he was being raised a degree or two with the result that for him to preach against homosexuality is still very very valid just as long as he leaves bisexual men alone to continue having bisexual anal sex with women & other bisexual men or even with straights. (Snicker)

Think you can wrap your kundalini around ‘THAT’ without giving it a hernia?

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Will there ever be a time of grace (Unmerited favour) & intellectual freedom when bible bashers & atheists alike would both be free to discover the idiocies of the Great Cosmic Magician In the Sky or rather “GCMITS” as those of us who made him up privately call him ‘OR’ her (sic) B4 the new doctrine of ‘ALL MEN BEING GODS’ but some with more money & political power being more “GOD’ than the rest of us lowlife proles hits us?

(Like Ramses Solomon Nebuchadnezzar Caesar & the new NWO head dude?)

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Saint Mathew? It’s been done to death already (sic) & besides his atheist buddies might crucify him just to prove a point about death.

Matt Delahunty or rather ‘SAINT MATHEW’ from the loins of Delahunty as those who already plot his downfall call him believes that Godz don’t exist but as the 500 y\o Pagan root word ‘GOD’ means sprit or soul of a dead (Earthly) priest or king you’ll have to wait until you’re dead to ask one.

Talk to one then come back to life & inspire us all with the real proof.

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“America is in my bum” is toted to become the NWO international anthem.

It’s sung to the tune of ‘JEAN-GENIE’ or Jumpin-Jack Flash or Billy Joel’s new hit ballad ‘WE DIDN’T DO 911 PEOPLE’ & it’s already gone Number One on the charts cause Langley put an advance order in for 300 million of them.

You know how some guys always get an erection around sun-up every day (?) cause I-get one every 4th of July like Clockwork Orange even in Leap Year & I’m not even American so what-ya think about all that?

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Personally I-think we ought to make Catholicism & approved Protestant religions the religion of state then outlaw Communists & Socialists & pass new laws to annex the Sudetenland & attack Poland & also Czechoslovakia then start a new modern day Crusade to rescue the Holy Land from the infidels of Islam to resurrect the Israeli state & then…

What’s that you say Little Jimmy…?

You say it’s all been done before…?

Well damn I-thought we were hot…

Oh-well back to the drawing board…

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My socks are considered damned ‘LUCKY’ if they manage to get themselves washed more than once a fortnight & my undies would think that ‘GOD’ actually loves them & they have a personal relationship with him if some strange new woman accidentally put them on one morning by mistake in the dark.

Of course neither my socks or underpants are atheist mind you.

I-guess they all live in the same god-delusion my dick does Ay?

My socks underpants & penis could start a tele-evangelist show?

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As far as I’m aware the original meaning of the word ‘BELIEF’ as used by Christ in the gospels was ‘TRUST-IN CLING-TO OR RELY-UPON’ & since childhood I’d had problems in my mind around the concept of ‘BELIEF’ in an angry Cosmic Magician In The Sky but didn’t have too much problem ‘BELIEVING’ the Christ walked in a very fascist world & it took what proved to be great courage unto death to dare oppose the status-quo but I’m easy with ‘BELIEF’ in the spiritual intelligence courage & knowledge of Christ.

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As far as I’m aware the original meaning of the word ‘BELIEF’ as used by Christ in the gospels was ‘TRUST-IN CLING-TO OR RELY-UPON’ & since childhood I’d had problems around the concept of ‘BELIEF’ in an angry Cosmic Magician In The Sky who loved you but didn’t have much problem ‘BELIEVING’ the Christ walked in a fascist world & it took what proved to be great courage unto death to dare oppose the status-quo but I’m easy with ‘BELIEF’ in the spiritual intelligence courage & knowledge of Christ.

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If I’d been around in Christ’s time as the same spirit with a different soul rather than a Hindi belief of reincarnation which is the same soul coming back over & over & I’d likely be telling both Pharisee (God botherers) & Sadducee (Atheist) they were both missing the point because of an adherence to a group belief structure blinding them to their own short sighted errors thus causing them to highlight the errors of those who don’t believe as they do & it’s likely both would hate me for it too.

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Actually there was some old drunk L Ron Hubbard was talking to one day when he was on the skids & the old drunk used to be a psychologist so he got Hubbard to hold an empty beer can in each hand & the old drunk gave him an ‘AUDIT’ just to take the piss out of him (Joke) for a hoot only Ron was on the slow as well as the whiskey & was grieving his mother & this was where Scientology came from.
I-swear on the bible this is all fully true people.
Me & this old drunk were having a beer & then he….

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Funny cause that’s what the kabala teaches it’s practitioners that god is…
So are his half-brothers ‘HOD & YOD’ so that broadens the mind a little…

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Atheists are mostly all strict Sadducees in their belief structure…
Charis-maniacs & other fundamentalist loonies are Pharisees…

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Solomon used to sacrifice children to a Pagan god ‘MOLECH’ & part of that sacrifice involved the ritual sexual death then cannibalism on the roasted corpse & the power this Solomon had was such that he could tamper with the Pentateuch or first five books of the bible & get away with it & he did.
To cover up his crimes he inserted the story of Abram seeking to sacrifice his child Isaac & the damage just goes on & on & on.
Many Hebrews died to keep reference to Solomon’s perversions in scripture.

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Christianity has poked almost as many bottoms as the Masons.
That’s not so surprising if you work out who ran it since 100 AD.
Some people wouldn’t have the knowledge of real world history needed to enable them to trace the illuminated Great White Brotherhood running Christianity back to Solomon then forward to Saul of Tarsus & Clement of Rome followed by the Comacines then the Templars to the Masons of today’s era with the whole thing merely changing names every 500 years to mask it’s identity.

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About 6000 yrs ago we left the planet of Uranus (sic) to head 4 the inner planets & us ‘SPACELIZARDS’ as you call us found earth populated with a species of evolved chimp that called itself ‘MAN’ & the first thing we noticed about these freaks was not only would they often fcuk another human’s arse they’d also eat their babies given half a chance & a good religious reason & while we ourselves weren’t averse to an occasional snack on the odd fully grown human eating babies was just too damn gross.

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Has the atheist community sent-me to ‘TROLLISTINE’ because I’m some sort of intellectual terrorist then?
You’re slipping to the level of the religious nits that would have infested the scabby dead body of Christ & carted bits away as ‘RELICS’ if those who gave him a new cloned bod hadn’t whisked it away.
I’m not a fcuking Troll but it’s pretty easy to see the GWM circle the wagons to protect the Ancient Wisdom from them dirty worthless ‘INJUNS’ like me so it’s back to ‘TROLLISTINE’ then is-it?

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I’ve gone to some lengths to ‘PROVE’ the same occult religious & political Masonic forces that control Christianity also control the atheist network thru false ideology or circular logic & it’s a little bit of a giveaway when after 3 months of monotonous putdowns without humour two peeps post the ‘TROLL’ comment at the same time.
Is it one of those ‘DIVINE’ instances of harmonious serendipity or more like just circling the wagons & shooting at injuns.
I’m neither an atheist ‘OR’ a theist Jack.

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That photo next to Bill at the start is “OSAMA BIN-VANSTONE” but for some reason the USA needs it’s keepers to keep truthful reality from kicking down the door of delusions said keepers create & if that sounds circular?
What’s next people?
When will the American people ever be mature enough to hear what their keepers have never yet allowed them to ever honestly hear?
How long will the safety & security of the American people rest on keeping them pregnant in the kitchen & voting GOP occasionally?

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Maybe your refusal to respond to the little people’s justice blinds you to the bigger realities but that said you need to know “OSAMA BIN-VANSTONE” was on your tele between 1997 to 2004 pretending to be a Saudi sheik called ‘BIN-LADEN’ & once you wrap your heads around that B4 you kill anymore innocent people go for a 100% Congressional Amnesty for anyone telling the truth in open congress on acts of state treason going back 50+ yrs including whatever political blackmail it was that led up to it.

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Illuminati Masonic Jewish shareholders of the US Fed in control of the USA since B4 the civil war used control over the Treasury agents to whack JFK with the driver literally delivering the kill shot & the $5 million he talks of was ‘CHICKEN SHIT’ compared to resources available to the US Fed as the Jewish Illuminati descendent LBJ might have said & CIA only came in by blackmailing the Treasury Agents & also Dallas & Texas state police B4 & sadly helping to whack 70 Deally Plaza witnesses after.

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Seeing as someone raised the ‘SEX & RAPE’ words how about you combine the two with something CIA set-up in Australia on behalf of the WW2 Illuminati financiers currently running Washington Whitehall & Windsor (sic) which locally used to be called “THE FAMILY’ (Pagan Cult) & grieve the 200 children that were prostituted & which Colin Winchester personally told me had died in paedophile snuff movies for the sake of political blackmail on Masons businessmen politicians priests & community leaders.

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Seems most of these so-called ‘ANGELS’ must be a pretty weedy lot if poor Jacob could one occupied for most of the night & WTF would the Angel have done if he’d had to wrestle with Esau whom Jacob was scared of & the answer would appear to be what the people at the ET funny farm at ‘AREA-51’ call a ‘GREY’ & exactly when will people stop debating shite that doesn’t exist like Cosmic Magicians & ponder what really does?

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Christian religion is toxic if not based on obeying Christ’s commands but ‘IS’ skilled at false appearances & sadly it works that way because less than 5% of church peeps could accurately quote more than 20% of the Christ’s teachings off the top of their mind.

To atheists I’d ask is it possible there are 2 subjects in play here because if something doesn’t exist as you’ve defined it does that mean it doesn’t exist outside of your narrow Pauline type definition?

Christ rocks.

Religion sucks.

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There’s no denying those who run Judeo-Christianity (Not the figureheads as such) are without a doubt totally & completely 100% fcuking evil 99.98% of the fcuking time yet do a fairly good job of looking smooth & for the most part squeaky clean anytime after they get caught being dirty but did you know the same Illuminati run Masonic pawns also run the United States of US American fascism as well as running the entire Pagan Satanism & Wicca networks worldwide?

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In Christ’s day most men committed adultery in their hand rather than in their heart but Christ was way too cool to give the devil his due by saying it outright as in Math 5:28 while more recently ever since the post Kennedy anal-sex era in the US anyone sinning with his neighbour’s wife or manservant usually committed that sin within his neighbour’s ‘ASS’ as in the holy kabala where ‘GOD’ plus ‘HOD & YOD’ as well (Look it up) will appear almost miraculously on the back of whoever you poke in the bum.

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@DesertSmeagle -Your comment that most Christians have no idea how to use the Bible in modern times & say stupid shit U cant argue with that meant something completely different 2000 years ago literally nailed it.

By 100 AD with the political work of the GWB adept Clement of Rome the Great White Brotherhood had completed it’s dirty work of replacing Christ’s belief with Saul’s waffle & the harmful impact continues.

The harm comes from basing faith on Saul’s words & not Christ’s.

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@abuliberalee -Obviously my comment hit a conspiracy theory right on the head of it’s big Masonic Illuminati kabala penis or you’d never bother using a stock-in-trade banal Troll put down to nix people’s overall thought into a simple idiot classification of my 2 humorous posts & one accurate political comment so in other words even Judas Goats like you have a purpose in ‘GOD’S’ (sic) big ‘MASTER PLAN’ so does it feel good to know you’re in the inner circle Wally & the big-boy’s all rely upon you?

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@abuliberalee -Remember folks the heads of the Dept of Homeland Insecurity are on purple alert 24\7 to protect you from enema terrorists & their bat-shit conspiracy theory masters & long B4 then as rational non religious Masonic founders of the constitutional state we’ve protected you from religious extremists & spiritual & political fraudsters ever since we hung Joseph Smith or some fool that looked a lot like him. (sic)

(So if you see something then say something for ‘GOD’S’ sake) (sic)

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@Skelliosis -What with the chemicals & drugs our common humanity now possesses thanks to quantum leap advances in rational medical science over the last 50 years it might not surprise you to learn it actually is possible now for a woman to go bald while growing a beard & a moustache & even with careful controlled steroid abuse have their clitoris grow to a full five inches long.

Big John Holmes you eat your ugly doofus heart out boy.

If nature was a god like Pan we just kicked his puny ass.

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Please excuse my callous humour however subjects like the possible wrongful death of any kind of innocence whether of individuals groups or states always seems to bring that side of me to the fore but that said are we too sarcastic to ask if ‘BIG-JO’ was eventually murdered simply cause he didn’t keep up with his Masonic lodge dues or was someone looking very much like him murdered as a ‘DUPE’ in his place?

Or was there something more we missed?

I’m just asking out of a nervous disposition.

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(Mocking the idiocies of atheists & theists alike with gleeful abandon)

(As-if Paradise was only full of good people & Hades full of bad ones)

@tock101 -Anyone got James Brown’s phone number in heaven?

Seriously but just for a moment when Christ said the angels neither marry nor are given in marriage (Biologically procreate) would your religion imply an omnipotent cosmic magician zaps them into being or imply that as they’re only spirits (Ghosts) anyway making new ones is easy or do you think perhaps a little science is involved like with physical ‘ENLIL’ beings who gave Isaac to Sarah?

Anyway you got James Brown’s phone number in heaven fool?

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(Somebody claiming a rabbit as part of their atheist logic)

You mean the rabbit from the Monty Python Holy Grail movie?

The one they say has been ‘BLACKBALLED’ till the end of days?

Forever denying the bunny entrance to the Grand Lodge in the Sky?

(The little bugger stole a Masonic apron off one of the dead Knights)

Thorough little brutes the bunny wabbit & someone ought to kill them all.

I’d actually heard Knight of Malta ‘PETER DAY’ of the BBC made it his life’s work to get that fcuking bunny by any means but Satan (sic) fought against him.

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(Someone wrongly claiming Mason Albert Pike was evil)

(By implication saying they were better men than he was)

Consider if Albert Pike lived in a complicated world like what Chinese are said to use as a curse thru living in ‘INTERESTING TIMES’ & it’s at least possible if not plausible Pike was trying to blow the whistle rather than fight against truth & thus he knew few would accuse him of righteous intent then if ever but maybe there were times he had one.

Maybe he expected Masons to read his words with courageous cynical honesty?

Or perhaps he was only taking the hope of real change to the moon & back on a lie?

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Silly jokes like creating a new Pagan group to force Christians Jews & Muslims to all reassess belief in the Omnipotent Angry Fascist Cosmic Magician In the Sky or rather (OAF-CMINS) as we in the non religious occult secret societies call him can now be crafted if we pass an Anti-Establishment Omnipotent-Aryanism (Thinker’s joke) law in Congress to replace the Patriot Act so enter this joke in the dumbest joke of the year competition.

Mail submission to ‘STATE OF THE UNION’ c\o PO Box 666 Luddite USA.

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(Archetypal atheist logic verses fried green tomatoes) (sic)

@a10miletooth -It’s a quasi-historical fact the word Santa is an anagram of the name of the god of this world ‘SATAN’ & before you overreact it’s a historical fact because it was true yesterday & true last week & last month & last year & last decade & last century too but we never hear anyone saying people who believe in Santa Claus should be banned.

Though obviously if Santa’s elves were porking choirboys or even just his poor reindeer then we’d have to start on them too wouldn’t we?

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(Someone wrongly claiming ‘ANY’ form of faith was by definition blind)

@thejoshhartley -There’s lots of frontal lobe activity you could label blind faith such as voting GOP or Democrat every 2 or 4 years or believing what any politician seeking 2B a presidential nominee said or even believing government had no role in 911 or the big ‘AL-MADEOFF’ scandal & of course believing the US went to war with Al-Queada in Afghanistan or Iraq was as blind a faith as you get but why would it be blind faith to consider Christ’s intellect superior to Saul’s if you’d studied both?

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(The hidden political spiritual & religious realities of America)

@a10miletooth -Maybe instead of ‘GOD OF THIS WORLD’ to describe Satan what I’d meant to say was the ‘LORD OF BOHEMIAN GROVE” where all your US politicians dance naked under that funny occult Owl symbol which stands for Satan or Santa or the non existent god of atheist denial…?

Where would all you atheists be if there was no-one to not believe-in…?

Everyone knows if a tree falls in a forest & no theist was there to claim god did it then no atheist can claim that no one can prove it…

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(On atheists mindlessly attacking any line of thought without making sense)

@a10miletooth -Just as-well I-didn’t use a one-hand clapping analogy or you atheists would mobilise & intellectually discredit that.

Have any of you ever read a book on philosophy or is that also totally ‘VERBOTEN’ because it can’t be empirically proved?

For the record I-don’t believe in the ‘GOD’ you don’t believe in & I’m kind of humorously reminded of the time Steven Seagal tried to use a little Buddhist psychology on atheists & theists by claiming ‘ALL’ humans were god.

(As the Christ taught)

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Has anyone noticed yet that every 4 years at least since I’ve been watching close which is 47+ years people in America & other countries keep using pure non rational non empirical systems of what always prove to be erroneous forms of ‘BELIEF’ in their politics?

Every 4 years they buy a big shill such as no more lobbyists or smaller Govt or “IT’S THE ECONOMY STUPID” or more recently “HOPE & CHANGE” as well as bring our troops home & no more foreign wars & every single time some ‘GOD’ shafts them.

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(Scottish television comedian Craig Fergusson)

(The one underneath was him & Bill Maher)

There’s something about the Scotsman’s voice that makes me wonder if he took a hard knock in the nuts during Rugby practice that damaged him?

But not to worry because medical science is advancing in leaps & bounds.

So what about trying some serious hormone therapy until the hair grows back on your palms & you begin to sound like Sean Connery again?

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Two Masons doing the Magic Mormon Underwear joke is a true classic for those who understand both the practical & also quasi occult nature of the subject but really it would be so much funnier if they were openly joking about Masons wearing the ‘SAME’ Magic underwear as the Mormons but then supposedly good comedy on TV must have clear PC boundaries that the Justified & Ancient dignity of all things funny must never cross.

(?) (?) (LOL) (?) (?) (LOL) (?) (?) (LOL) (?) (?)  J

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(The true religion of state has never changed in 5000 years of tears)

Religion was always used as a tool by those in control of the state ever since the time of the Great White Brotherhood Pharaoh Ramses the Great who called himself a ‘GOD’ & instituted various forms of death for dissenters in this world & even had his priests put the big fear on them about dissenting in the afterlife by saying anyone who walked out of his official state approved ‘PARADISE’ would be eaten by crocodiles.

Masons understand there’s little difference between a state & it’s religion.

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Myself I’m having trouble ‘BELIEVING’ in Atheism anymore.

(Bwaaaarr Haaaaar Haaaar Haaa-Haa Ha Haaaaa Ha-Ha)

Of-course I-don’t ‘BELIEVE’ in Christianity anymore either.

I’m a simple soul who ‘BELIEVES’ in only basing whatever my faith turns out to be whenever the grim reaper has had the last word on my present mortality by trying my best to remember everything Christ said in Mathew & John & doing my best to obey him out of love & out of fear respect & honour in context as he’s a hard honest man.

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(Obviously I’ve only ever been an insane troublemaker)

(What a coincidence CIA used me as their excuse so often)

Is this why Dept of Homeland Insecurity black-balled me America?

Instead of keeping the world safe by racially profiling us terrorists or simply counting the amount of explosives you’ve sold us now you’re banning us because our comedians are loud mouthed opinionated cocaine sniffing alcoholic idiots who say shite they shouldn’t & start fights on aeroplanes just to punch random people for the sake of fun?

What a boring bunch of retarded old farts you’ve all turned into.

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(Allowing the returned soldiers to have a real voice again)

While you’re winding down some of the PTS of your returned soldiers by not telling the truth (Which was basically fcuk Iraq we want Iran now) you might be surprised to learn some of the ones still living are born comedy writers & there’s at least 3 more new Paul Hogan movies & also a Jackie Chan comedy & another Clint Eastwood war movie & even a full 1\2 hour TV comedy series on the US Fed Deficit in every one of them.

(Allowing them to occasionally return to hardcore Trench Humour would help)

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(On Barry Obama’s non-existent birth certificate)

He says at 2.14 Obama & his split blastocyst twin sired by Malcolm-X who were born of different mothers with the egg mother being Bush’s Jewish cousin & the other dead not long after birth is this the biggest snow-job Yanks ever had?

(Must have short memories)

Obviously a Catholic JFK being of old Jewish Illuminati descent & being killed by a magic bullet from the driver of the limo on the orders of Illuminati owners of the US Fed doesn’t outweigh faked Apollo landings 911 or Obama 2 too?

(Very bizarre Josephine)

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@ApsidalPlague …

לךישבןאילמיםמזויפיםיהודיםבושהמערתהמכפלה

Hitler’s illegitimate biological grandfather on his mother’s side was Illuminati WW Astor & as much of the finance for Nazis came from the US Fed which Astor & other Illuminati Jews held large shareholdings in it’s bloody moronic just to continue fcuking denying it by always going back to the big whinging lie & B4 you start I’m of Jewish bio-descent on both sides & Astor was my bio-grandfather too.

(Cnut got around a lot)

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(Someone saluting the US flag methinks) (With their dcik most likely)

@leftwingersunited -After that short bluntly simple & extremely simplistic (sic) simple response of your’s I-can just hear your fairy godmother saying to you “Well make sure you use a condom & you’re home by midnight before the constitution turns back into a pumpkin Cinderella dear” & as so many people on the net nowadays like to duck the blunt force of my humour by using put downs on sanity perhaps I’ll keep to jokes about fairy tales & US constitutional myths & all will be well in the land of Oz?

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(Basing faith on Christ’s words & ‘NOT’ on church tradition or doctrine)

@thejoshhartley -I’ve no idea who the ‘JEEZE-ARSE’ preachers & atheists talk about is & all I’d implied was I’d spent around 5000 cynical long & hard nosed agnostic hours in a 2 year period 30+ years ago using a 220+ IQ with quite a large level of skill & experience in extreme occult & the dirty part of black-op political control studying Christ’s words looking for lies & the conclusions I’d reached & still hold now is that ‘HE’ was exactly who & what he said he was & not what the church said.

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(Someone implying the host of the Atheist show was eying his sister’s tits)

@me25422 -He’s from Texas & NOT Connecticut you damned fool…

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(On simple fcuking humility)

Again I’m reminded of the time Steven Seagal tried to use a little Buddhist psychology on atheists & theists alike by implying that he & by extension ‘ALL’ humans were as gods (As the Christ himself literally taught) & boy everyone sure hated on him for that after but obviously being the mean mutha kickarse he is nobody dared do it in person.

(Can I-be a 9th Dan like cousin Steven up in Heaven or down in Hell Godz?)

(If you made the universe by blinking surely you could do that just winking?)

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Some peeps believe in a Great US Constitutional Democracy in the Sky.

Others believe in the Grand Lodge In The Sky or a Holy Mother Church.

(The one with a front office in Rome 4 visas in Hell Hades or Purgatory)

Anyway it’s said Christ got thrown out of paradise as a troublemaker so it’s a bigger scam than Bernie Madeoff & Benny Hinn joined at the hip & it’s my plan to talk so much I’ll be thrown out too & I’ll start by asking where god is & is this the place where all the nice dead girls are or have they already been thrown out as troublemakers too?

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(Comments on a cartoon of Christ losing in a martial-arts video game)

Seeing the drugs Pagans use are so damn good I’ll add that Matt Delahunty could have used his ‘BI-SEX’ power & Christ could have kicked him with a chastity round house right to the groin or Matt could have used the Atheists Creed to pull a total block on all of Christ’s mental & spiritual powers but then seeing Christ was a big hairy 6′ 8″ carpenter who split trees with wooden wedges to make planks & Matt’s a short fat balding little fcuk maybe Christ would have just beat the B-Jesus out of him?

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(On dishonest atheist responses)

@a10miletooth -The intellectual prowess of your semantics bore me as much now as they would have as a 7 y\o & as much as ex-Prez GHWB (Cowboy) did at that age when he’d use dishonest word play to avoid discussion on ANY subject he was rather light on.

I-don’t believe in the cosmic-magi theist ‘GOD’ who is the same faked out fcuked up being you atheists claim doesn’t exist.

I-do believe in the ‘GOD’ (sic) of intellectual dishonesty tho.

All you atheists keep proving he exists over & over again.

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@a10miletooth -Whether you consider yourselves intellectuals or not I’m very strongly recommending atheists & Christians alike consider reading my cousin Theodore Rozak’s book “THE CULT OF INFORMATION” so you have a chance of understanding the anti intellectual head-phuck Govt has pulled on you.

Are you really so uneducated as to be unable to see shades of meaning in context of words in phrases & phrases in sentences?

(None so blind as those who can’t see shite with their eyes wide shut)

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Well blow-me & LOL @ 1.00 minute cause god eats lots of cheeseburgers too.

I-wonder if Republican creationists think their god made Big-Macs & Viagra?

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At least the overall level of intellectual honesty refuses to fall below an unusually stratospheric level within the latest atheist vs. theist debate.

(Snicker)

Did US politicians become priests & the world’s priests become politicians?

What I’m implying is you used to believe in religion by a suspension of rational critical process & in your politics you used to demand a rational critical (Honest) process & not simple blind faith in Ancient (Masonic) Wisdom but now it’s all gone skiddly widdly.

(Snicker)

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I’d always thought that ‘POE’S-LAW’ was that ‘POE-HAPPENS’ so maybe ‘POE’ has always been happening ever since eternity first began.

Maybe after all this time waiting for the secret societies to fess-up on the true meaning of life in the context of genuine Ancient Wisdom the truth is finally beginning to leak out that ‘POE’ was actually God & Satan all along & he was just fcuking with your minds by pretending not to exist.

Of course the question also arises who made ‘POE’ in the 1st place. (sic)

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(Comments on who made whom?)

I’m often challenged to do idiotic things much like the American Jackass folk heroes some of us including other Jackasses worship as godz.

A challenge to postulate an explanation consistent with empirical knowledge about how or why god exists is way too good to pass up isn’t it?

So I’m saying those giant beings who built the Puma Punku sites & the Baalbek foundations with the 1200 ton stones died & the little human hobbits who didn’t die gave these dead Anunnaki priests & kings deification.

Que?

It occurred to me many of my Jewish ancestors were fine with saying they made up Christ’s existence as a kosher religious control myth starting 1st with his virgin conception & were all fine with that right up until modern medical science got to the stage of being able to create a pregnant teen virgin thru IVF technology & keyhole surgery & also when ‘WALLY THE SHEEP’ (sic) was cloned in 1974 by WW2 financier money they got more than a little nervous about whether both concepts had higher truth.

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(Some wanker claiming to spell god’s unpronounceable name right)

@jehovahuponyou -So once he learns the ‘J’ curve & gets to the 3rd degree he types Jehovah with a capital ‘J’ but we hit him with the next level as all us true Hebrews secretly say that rightly (Truthfully) or wrongly the “YHWH” concept is unpronounceable & once he realises he knows nothing he’s on his way to becoming as knowledgeable as all of those in the 33rd degree cause he’ll never know if he’s Arthur or Martha at least during Baphomet worship so he’ll be ready for true enlightenment right?

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@jehovahuponyou -Yeah it’s actually ‘YHWH’ & still unpronounceable for all Orthodox Jews not because they have a speech impediment but rather it’s not the type of word you’re meant to get overly familiar with & somehow assume thru that you know shite but anyway I’m of Jewish descent so I’m allowed to make with the funnies about Jew things like religion & to that end I-know a Pagan lady who pronounces ‘YHWH’ as ‘YAH-HEE WAH-HEE’ & there’s hope for her yet as anyone with an SOH can’t be all stupid.

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@djsnowman06 -Iffin we kin use a TIG welder to weld tinfoil then we could use one of them to fix that US constitution that’s been leaking like Ron Paul says & then maybe him or that Romney Mitty fella who’re both good old boys kin keep that ornery black socialist snake Barry Obarmy from getting in agin next term.

If he does them Chinese will take over the whole US health care system & make you all go socialist too & we know where that goes.

Straight to Hell Havana President Castro Communism & the Mafia too.

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ROBBY (Ben-Astor) (Nee-Eichmann) DANIEL

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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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