Why King Henry the 8th wouldn’t marry Olive Oil…

Are Tunnel-testers another kooky Jewish religion like Christianity…?

It sounds more like they’re talking about England the brave to me…

Yeah-well there‘s Scotland the brave but it’s said that England‘s braver…

A short homily in honour of the BBC & one of it’s gay directors Peter Day…

There’s this English blogger on the internet who’s pretending to be other than who she is & she used the term “TUNNEL TESTERS” the other day to describe the rampant homosexuality her country is being overrun with especially within the constabulary of the local Staffordshire police department & immediately I’d thought that literally sounds like a phrase someone thought up in a drunken sex orgy with a house master at Eton College during the break…

Or perhaps it was first orally coined during a drug fuelled bondage session run by a Cambridge or Oxford Don letting off steam up in the area of Great Britain where the Beatles came from which was some place in England called Liverpool but please don‘t quote me on that…

Anyway after I‘d heard it the first time & finally stopped laughing I‘d gotten to thinking about the history of & number of British queers & peers I-personally known of as well as the number of like minded gay blades in English political history & sure enough it led me to put together part of what you’re reading which is the following totally serious inquiry into Jewish homosexuality…

Since the British Israelite Norman Illuminati who’d descended from that old gay blade Solomon had first invaded Britain at the battle of Hastings in 1062 anytime you’re talking homosexuality  in Great Britain you‘re also talking about the Norman descendants of the pretty little flower known as Solomon & that dude was so smart he even managed to get Moses blamed for being the one who invented being a totally anally oriented poof with the Jewish kabala god in the desert…

The average Masons who aren’t gay only wear funny aprons & weird undies & stand around with a boner while naked underneath (!) as a bonding ritual & it works for them because they’re all into both sides of the kabala which means they both give & take & also into Jewish homosexuality…

European royalty throughout history has European royalty always ruling Masonry from above & behind (Snicker) & the particularly long history of Jewish kabala homosexuality in the English church goes back way before Masons say they began all of the way back to the Normans again & in case you‘re losing the flow here look out because the point is the Jews in charge of the Jews are slowly using the Christians & the politicians to make shirt-lifting compulsory…

My primary conclusions on this sometimes complicated subject are many & varied but as for the parts that can remain true even if I’ve made a joke of them they’re as follows & although very well researched they should only be taken as a general guide when ascertaining just how gay your local shire councillor or television presenter is but in broader terms or if you prefer to use a little humour to couch your inquiries in then simply ask how much of a “TUNNEL TESTER” your local priest publican or Downing Street politician is & you‘re on the right track boys…

(Girls)

Seeing as you’re messing with religion you should all note the following…

The Jewish kabala & Allah the most merciful must always be praised…

Remember it’s said the first pope was Jewish & wasn’t a poofter yet many of those since are because progressively it‘s become compulsory but while often being guilty of being extremely articulate very genuine total dip-shits they’ve literally ruled mighty empires & held the power of life & death over many other faiths cultures & nations in their soft hands since the Julian Jews descended from Solomon made Rome make the religion of Saul of Tarsus their state religion…

Maybe it’s not ever really been a matter of Christian verses Jew or Jew verses Muslim or Muslim verses Christian & instead it’s merely been a matter of who gets the reach-around for the lord some people know of as Baal & who gets to carry the potty & clean up the crap after…

Please be careful & very aware if you pursue your questions to the ultimate conclusion because In addition to the Sons of Solomon & the other Jews needing to get “JIGGY” with your anus there’s the Grand Masonic Poobar of the local lodge of cosmic kabala magi to contend with & it’s said that he & his members will also feel they have a right to place a lien on your anus in the name of either Solomon Ramses Alexander the Great or even Bill Clinton so again beware but now that‘s said without going all the way back to Ramses or Solomon where did this modern day compulsion to mess with the anus of the masses for occult ends originally come from…???

Well like most things in life it all goes back to the British penis & the arse wearing it…

Sociologists have long been enquiring into the habits of the British penis…

Nobody ever knew exactly why so many Brits are poofs…

Well compared to other nationalities that is…

The answer may surprise or even shock you but don’t give up all hope yet because even though Robbie Williams was said to be totally gay please don’t think that every Brit you’re ever going to meet is a paedophile or a raging poof because at least in Robbie’s case according to his publicist “He’s as fucking straight as they come in England these days & it were actually the blokes he were fucking that were poofs” which must have been obvious to his fans yet although more & more British are definitely swinging that way every sunrise of every day overall within Stage 2 of the greater World Illuminati Council for non-Jewish Metro-sexual intercourse the fact remains that if all Brits were poofs then they’d have to import semen from Europe to keep the population up & that’s just not going to happen because the pommy male has too much pride…

(Snicker-Snicker)

There’s this old joke that goes as follows…

Back in the times of good King Arthur & his close pal good King Wencelass  homosexuality had never even been heard of & a knight of the realm as everyone knew a knight descended from King David (Snicker) had to be all balls & all man with the sword especially if he was pursuing a holy quest like chasing the holy grail & he was also expected to mingle his seed at any chance he got with all of the women who’s paths he crossed & was meant to do that all of the time too & that means poofs were out & it was especially when crusading where people were likely to be watching so again for the record that meant poofs were out & he-men were in…

Then came the days of Cromwell & the reformation & the old Pommie Anglican popes ruling the English church around Henry the 8th’s time who themselves decided to all begin to test the kings patience & the queen’s boundaries with some quite lethal results & in doing so quite a few queens perished & quite a few tunnels of faith were tested…

Anyway as far as the Anglican popes went (Canterbury?) the hidden lore hinted they were all soon rumoured to have become very fond of the harmless act of ‘BUNDLING’ with the smaller page boys as well as bundling with each other if no young boys were to be found (Fully clothed of course) & they did that every time it got cold & later on whenever the mood took their fancy…

That’s what sexually healthy intelligent cultures do by the way…

They experiment within the broader mores of the day…

England had the broadest moors on the planet…

Then when England conquered the high seas & all those sailors were ensuring that the sun would never set on the British Empire & that good old ruling Britannia would always keep on ruling the waves they were sometimes alone with other men for years at a time they became really lonely out there on the high seas & so they all learned to share equally & share alike…

One of the things they often openly shared amongst themselves was the same old girlfriend who went by the name of “OLIVE OIL” but the less said there the better apart from pointing out the obvious which was that group sex with a girl called “OLIVE OIL” soon became so popular even the Captain & the Cabin Boy used to get into it & get involved & by the time of Sir Francis Drake “OLIVE OIL” was the most popular girl in England & she’d stolen many a British Sailor’s heart…

Still homosexuality was preached as a sin by the Catholic poofters until finally one more pope with a little more grace who was soon called “LEO THE LEWD” by his flock changed the rules at first for priests only where they were then allowed to quietly “TEST THE TUNNEL” as you may say so flippantly but only with each other & then only with love for the Lord Jesus in their hearts…

Of course these things being what they are soon rectors priests bishops archbishops choirboys ball boys & other old guys wearing frocks smocks camisoles & black & red dresses with tassels ruffles frills lace cord leather satin silk or linen had turned gay & thus many having softer natures with a little more humanity eventually ascended to the throne of St Peter & St Saul…

Being an all male deal among a religious majority they were in a position to burn you at the stake if you refused so it was only natural whenever they were confined to their Abbey for any length of time & they’d done their chores they’d soon begin to pass the time with gay abandon & amuse themselves with reckless acts of needlework needlepoint knitting crotchet tapestry & macramé & then finish that off with a long daisy chain around the Abbey a little after midnight after the local lord of the manor had ordered all of the serfs to go to bed & stay there…

Of course religious people are passionate by nature & so with all of those men dancing under the moon after midnight & then sitting there in loose robes allowing all their erections to sally forth with hidden glee & gay abandon it wasn’t long before the priests conceded that especially in the summer months doing their work in the nude would give so much more glory to god & as their life was all about giving glory to the omnipotent omnipresent omniscient ruler of the gay universe they soon found that one woman & one woman alone should be allowed into the cloister…

Surprisingly the name of that special sister mother & spiritual wife of the lord Jesus Christ was called “OLIVE OIL” & soon young Olive got quite a reputation for being a loose woman but really when you consider that the poor girl was always being forced to service the semen of the seamen & the penis of the pope & the priest rector bishop & archbishop as well as the wet dreams of the local paper boy then calling her a loose woman just wasn’t right but in all male societies like the church & the synagogue as well as in the Masons who run them men have the final say…

They’ve been holding poor “OLIVE OIL” captive by force ever since…

Things didn’t stay static for long though because soon enough in the 1800’s there came the thirty year war & then the Napoleonic wars & when they weren’t busy fighting for king queen country or emperor the sailors or rather the seaman started getting “JIGGY” with the soldiers & serfs of the manor & soon a rather radical & some would claim slightly disgusting religious practice began to emerge after lots of encouragement from well meaning chaplains looking for a night out with the boys via a little well intentioned non-racially based sexual perversion in the form of fellatio…

Soon base kabala anal lust both for the giving & for the taking took root (Snicker) in church lodge hall & synagogue alike & along with the old fashioned anal intercourse people associate with being gay being a complete cocksucker also became the rage to such a degree that it soon came to be a central part of the English after dinner culture especially in the parts of the aristocracy who went to war & thus could get away from constant attention of the wife & kids…

Bit by bit the slow creep of inevitable social change began to bite…

(And suck lick fondle ream & rim the back passage of British humanity)

Things had initially started off innocently enough with a few Kings & knights of the realm playing parlour games in the nude after the servants had been given a serve & sent to bed & at first it was all a matter of free will & which way your Wang pointed as in whether it was pointing up which was a dead giveaway you were interested or hanging down which was the internationally known way of communicating absolute total disinterest…

However once the movement for sexually liberated innocent poop chutes or ‘SLIPS’ as they became known gained more members among the Edwardian aristocracy of Great Britain & the greater British Isles then the parliament of the people ruled by the likes of the old libertarian Disraeli soon accepted the right of Brits to be screaming poofs anytime they wished & then one of them had the idea of actually making it compulsory to be a poof…

For Jews who’s secret religion was always the secret Jewish kabala of old Solomon rather than the stuffy old standard Judaism of Moses the idea of making butt-love compulsory was one of the most radical ideas they’d ever encountered & yet it took six whole nights to pass the enquiry that the Grand Lodge set up to investigate ways to safely achieve their designs on the rear ends of the masses & hey it took the lord fraud almighty six days to make the earth so six nights to turn everyone in England compulsorily gay by law was not doing too bad…

The devious plan to use creeping legislation to turn the world completely queer soon gained all the momentum it needed after WW1 simply by the Grand Lodge ensuring that 99% of the gay men like Hitler either never saw any type of active service where they’d face anyone deliberately trying to drop 2000 lb shells on them or they ensured they stayed in Parliament or simply joined the church as choir boy attendants which was much the same thing overall…

In the 1930’s very few people had ever known how totally gay Neville Chamberlain was once the curtains were drawn & when for the few days he was with his gay twenty third cousin three times removed  known as Adolph Hitler then Poland was given the shtick in the first 20 seconds & the Russians Romanies Romanians & Belgians given short shrift within the close of the first minute & then England France Germany China Australia Asia & Japan all followed into the bin as Hitler explained that his US Fed Astor financiers had successfully developed the nuclear weapon from the successes of the 1907 test at Tunguska & then once the British Prime Minister Chamberlain knew the plan which was around the start of the third minute of their meeting it was only a matter of taking rea while disrobing & then going hard at it in a three way with Hitler & Goering while Eva Braun went out to take the sergeant & his dog for a walk…

It was merely pants-down knees-up isn’t life a scream…

Of course that’s NOT what the public were ever told…

Few people knew that WW2 spelt the closing gambit in a 1000 year campaign by a shadowy group of militant Uber-Jews long known by other militant Jews either as the “GAY LORDS” or as the “GAY BOYS” or simply as the boyfriends of some smutty cartoon chick called “OLIVE OIL” to make anal sex a religion & furthermore make it compulsory in every single nation on the planet…

The next shallow Satanic closing gambit was dressing Maggie Thatcher up as a woman & making her go into politics & getting her sister lesbian Tony Blair to do likewise & once those two nails went into the coffin normalcy was buried in then forced anal intercourse under our Zionist Illuminati masters became the law of the land in Great Britain & in all of her territories including Europe Russia America Australia China Asia the Middle East the moon & even Mars too…

So anyway that’s what’s happened to cause so very many people to change their religion without them knowing & to become worshippers of the ancient “BAAL ANAL-RAPE CULTS” yet so few normal people have any idea it‘s even happened & the reason that’s so is that the Illuminati were so successful over the last 1000 years there’s simply no normal people left…

So there’s the hidden story of both how & why anal sex in England went from being a rarity at first into being a compulsory worldwide religion & obviously this tall story is almost impossible to prove as it’s near impossible to get hold of things like good film of Chamberlain acting up with Hitler or indeed GHW Bush & Tony Blair doing the horizontal Mambo although quite a few good cartoons of both did make their way around the traps or so I‘d heard…

Well God save-us all from such an evil conspiracy…

Oh hang-on a minute because I-think they got him too…

So what’s the problem & what was the original point you daft git…???

The answer is if you ever see an add in the newspaper for “TUNNEL TESTERS” either in Dover or Calais or indeed in Glasgow Dublin Merseyside York or any backwoods hick post industrial centre then beware young girl & especially beware young boy because you’re all liable to fall into an the hands of an evil group of Satanic old farts descended from the “TUNNEL TESTERS” of yore…

If you’re ever dumb enough to believe the spin they’ll pull on you before giving you a long bath & a short walk to the bedroom they’ll be “TAKING YOUR TUNNEL FOR A TEST DRIVE” before you can even say “BUT I-VOTED TORY” so beware any & all of you young British kids with an anus because again this 1000 year old Jewish kabala religious conspiracy to hold the whole world to ransom by it’s anus has long gone way too far for normally sane people to accept…

Beware…

ROBBY (Ben-Astor) (Nee-Eichmann) DANIEL… © ®   23/11/11

About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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