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We’re hot on the trail of (Non) official 911 religious conspiracy…

Did you ever dance with the devil in the deep blue holy see…

Almost like Jack Nicholson in his Batman role as Joker…

Loosen your minds to learn what you never knew…

When it comes to 911 if I’d been Heath Ledger owning the Joker role like he later did instead of what Jack said I’d have asked his co-actor if they’d ever seen Satan in a suit wearing cowboy boots & a cowboy hat picking up a pay check from Langley Industries in Virginia which I’m led to believe is some kind of a subsidiary to the British East India Company which again is itself owned or at least operated by the British Monarch on behalf of her shareholders who funnily enough are often her cowboy cousins…

(Family business) (Snicker-Snicker)

There’s the rub though because evidently she doesn’t even own stock in her own company anymore (She gets royalties only) (Royalties) (Get-it) so instead of running her little company she calls “THE COMPANY” herself there’s shareholders & a board of 9 directors people call “ILLUMINATI” who were big in the American Civil War & unofficially taxed $100 Million Boss Tweed stole from New York City in the 1860’s which mostly came from taxes on Civil War profits so obviously time changes nothing…

(Snicker-Snicker) (Family business)

Round & round & round it all goes & where the BS finally stops nobody knows because evidently not even the Illuminati are responsible for what they know which according to them in private is everything & it seems as well as knowing everything they also know nothing or at least they know they didn’t do nothing about what they’ve done (Everything) including 911 & the financing of both the Nazis & Allies in WW2 & the murders of both Kennedy’s etc because just when you think you’ve got it all worked out you find the Illuminati are owned & run by nobody doing nothing just like the anonymous shareholders who own the US & EU debt mountain…

Maybe that’s like the old EU Butter Mountain…

But I’m betting you can’t believe it’s not butter…

So anyone for another total political head-fuck…

Like building a mountain of gold underground…

Word is things weren’t always this confusing until some of their ancestors which literally go back to Solomon by the way pissed the infallible pope right off by stealing all his Catholic gold in 1084 & then rededicating it to the Templars as “SOLOMON’S GOLD” so he cursed them to be idiot savants meaning it was Christians who were to blame all along as even idiot savants know idiots are only “THEY WHO WILL NEVER BE HELD GUILTY OF NOTHING” because gulible fools will wind up paying a fool bull market price both for what they didn’t know & for what they did while my idiot savant cousins simply leverage the interest rates & rake it all in…

Ever heard of the divine right of god-damned bond jockeys…

It’s parked right next to the divine right of Illuminated kings…

Then you find it’s even more complicated than you thought though as that’s not really the whole story because it’s been stated that religion is at the very core of everything which ails mankind in that it’s what starts wars & supposedly that means “WAR (s) ON TERROR” too & some of us learnt Christ started all that Christianity shite because he was just another mad resentful bitter power hungry warmongering Jew intent on risking big trouble by going too far in what he had to say on the things he cared for…

Like some Illuminati have often said based on their wise interpretation of Christ’s sarcasm & outright gut level honesty in the light of their Ancient Wisdom (sic) he was nothing but a troublemaker like me thus according to Zionist Illuminati all Jews like him were responsible for errors they made Zion do but even now as a Jew & a follower of Christ myself damn-it I’m just not feeling that guilty so it gets even more screwy & confusing…

Maybe the lying needs to stop right now…

Hitler Astaire & Helpman were half brothers…

If you’re Jewish & want to feel guilty then do so…

Was Fred Ataire’s dad bonking some German Frau…

Did Herr Adolph Hitler ever stay in his old father’s hotel…

Excuse me if reality sneaks in through the dumb waiter here…

They still use them in high-rise buildings in New York don’t they…

Hell there used to be a building next to the Astoria to house them all…

Have you ever done a cryptic crossword with no cryptic (Duh) clues in it cause if you can’t grasp what false religion & big corrupt conspiratorial money had to do with 911 yet then you need enlightenment so reach between your legs & see if you can get a firm grasp on your genitals…

According to the Order of the Ages it’ll kick start existentialism so just work your way up from there after kabala enlightens your lower & higher inner self because you’ll need your religious or psychic animus to launch a blizkreig on your moral intellect to avoid facing the historical facts…

Along with the total shame of who financed both sides of WW2 there’s a true story in the history of the second oldest monotheistic religion telling the tale of 2 mystical old world ‘ILLUMINATED’ lodge adepts who secretly descended in part from old King Solomon’s 1200 descendants & they infiltrated the early church in order to secretly follow Solomon’s plan (sic) rather than following Christ’s plan contained within his brilliant words…

That’s as Christ himself commanded but forsooth in all seriousness it’s much freakier than you would ever have thought at first as the two descendants of Solomon who created the early religious occult delusions were Saul & Gamaliel & they’re distantly related to Bush Queen Elizabeth Hitler Helpman Astaire Jacob Astor Solomon & little old me too…

You might well begin to ask in desperate frustration who actually rules the bloody world now & the short answer is “WE”  do & the long answer is “WE ARE NOT AMUSED”  (Snicker) so you only need to go back roughly 500 years to the Stuart-Tudor (Astor Windsor Hanover) incest to really get Jiggy with the Astor side of my Jewish ancestry or go even further back to Charlemagne descending through Roman Julian emporers if you wish to get right into that particular choke point in the history of world rulers…

On my mother’s side post Solomon genealogy goes back to Normans via French nobility & a few bastard offspring becoming the “HESS” (Hessian) line so excuse my blasphemy (No-shite) but Jesus F***ing Christ how in hell do these old world ancestral head-fucks get so looney because even with regard to my very distant Hess cousin Cardinal Giuseppe Ratsinger (Any relation to Hellsinger) (Snicker) I’d rather drink some of his fine 50 year old (Expensive) Port Wine with him than argue semantics…

Yeah we could argue about who screwed whom first or trade brutal insults on whether the Order of the Ages theology he represents is naive or downright demonic or simply agree to disagree & chill out on the Port Wine because although some people claim it’s too damn confusing to ever understand I’m thinking it’s the number of multi-level lies that cover them all up that merely make them appear so damned daunting…

By the way even old John Paul 11 was of Jewish biological descent & furthermore descended from Solomon like the current pope & he turned out to be a fine man with big testicles & an even bigger heart & he always tried to keep his word so if you’re curious go back to the Normans & work your way forward yet take this on board & take it seriously too because if Jews don’t grow a set real soon Sol’s offspring will destroy them…

Again with regard to 911 I’m betting the only conspiracy I’m ever going to be able to prove is a 3000 year old political kabala one which is so damn secretive I’m sure none of you know some of Solomon’s descendents were ancestors of Roman Julian Ceasars or chief Afghani tribes who now call themselves Sadozai (Sadducees) & Barukzai (Pharisee) yet they all followed a master plan of Goyim Great White Brotherhood (Luciferin) devil worshipers whom Solomon gave obesience to in the temple at Heliopolis during a visit his father David would likely have never made…

Who’d have guessed the Arab Israeli conflict was deliberate…

Old Solomon said there’s nothing new under the sun…

There’s Democrats & Republicans in America…

Pharisees & Saducees in Christ’s time…

The Israelites verses the Judeans…

Cats verse dogs verse cats…

Labour verses Liberal…

East verses West…

Bob Brown…

The more it changes then the more it stays the same so before you react try to actually think of how it must truly bug many of the average unlearned pig-ignorant philistine Jews to secretly know Solomon completely fucked the duck & think how it must bug the Catholic church to know they too had carnal knowledge with that same sad lonely little underage Illuminated duck via two very well known descendents of Solomon who were only up to no possible good & whose names were Saul of Tarsus (Pharisee) who acted under the authority of a brotherhood lawyer (Mystic) Gamaliel (His boss) & also Clement of Rome whoever his boss (Ceasar?) was…

(Clement was the third pope & if you bother to read his epistles you’ll find he was an arse clown & expected the Phoenix’s return to Helios after the 500-years were up but as for me I’m too smart for that cause I’m waiting for an all-powerful omniscient omnipresent all fearless & very angry Great Gerbil of the Sky to return from whence he went bringing hellfire brimstone & wholesale slaughter of all evil ducks)

(Ah-no I’m not actually because that was a Pythonesque moment)

Seriously I’m going to walk out into the darkness where the god of this world doesn’t shine his light or slime you with butt-love & I’ll just sit there & sulk with 200 million other dissenters who will all keep to themselves until the time comes to take revenge on our oppressors both living & deceased & until then we’ll pass the time by causing unspeakable horrors to anyone who’s not either truly a friend or at least leaves us alone 100% of the time until post-supernova when the real historical Christ rescues us into his heart across deep space)

But I’m digressing as these two men who literally descended from King Solomon each literally took over the early church by stealth deception deceit occult infiltration & rat cunning specifically through telling the people exactly what they wanted to hear whether it was true or they meant it from the heart or not & were often despitefully playing for the other side…

(Think about Lucifer & the real ‘SATANIC-VERSES’ there suckers)

Meditate on how it must bug Muslims to know they had the exact same dynamic in play under Solomon’s decendants who’d intermarried into their tribes 2900 years ago & ever since too & although fundamentalists of any kind will want to hang you root you shoot you & then electrocute you for daring to place doubt or potential unbelief into the religious sheep they farm they wound up taking butt-sex from the same old underpaid (sic) underage ‘ILLUMINATED’  kabala ducks as Jews & Christians anyway…

The terror of 911 hurt us but the fix has been worse than the disease…

That’s how it’s been in America ever since WW2 to my knowledge…

That’s how it’s been in Palestinian circles since Yasser Arafat…

That’s how it is in many Muslim cliques under Bin-Laden…

Just remember his real name was Vanstone suckers…

Unless you’re Muslim it’s funny because it’s true…

Who’d take a job as a lousy duck anyway…

Peter William Bin-Vanstone Laden…

(Real Satanic Verses indeed)

Many people already know…

That’s “AL-OSAMA BIN-VANSTONE (Got) LADEN” as a man rather than a myth because he infiltrated the preconditioned fears & prides of the Muslim heart & mind while under direct CIA control on the Illuminati’s behalf literally under the personal hands on guidance of Ayman Al-Zwahiri just as Saul & eventually Clement of Rome got their sheep to believe fake holy men appointed by other fake holy men actually spoke with Christ’s full authority & in his place & so more recently ‘ILLUMINATI’  also got Ayman Al-Zwahiri to make some Muslims believe in a Judas goat pawn who then led 4000 souls to their terrible deaths in a cave in Afghanistan…

Never mention near 2 million dead Arabs & Muslims since 911 Ay…

Is a big lie stuck to your hearts & minds with superglue America…

It’s actually OK to let go if you know you were wrong you know…

Well anyway remembering religion is supposedly to blame I’ve followed Christ & I’m biologically Jewish so obviously I’m facing double jeapardy & am guilty again if Illuminati say so however there may actually be one hell of a long running Satanic deception here as they’d already given control to their ancient Great White Brotherhood lords & masters who were Goyim…

They themselves worshipped Lucifer as the devil so just when you think you’ve tracked down some of the religious bastards who did the whole 911 atrocity eventually you find out it was the devil but then according to the devil it was all GHW Bush Cheney Chuck & Rumsfeld & they’ll claim it wasn’t them & was only a political overreaction by “THE TERRORISTS” or even a mistake made by some idiot savant 7 year old Australian & ever since everyone blames everyone else or occasionally even me…

Again they blamed “AL-OSAMA BIN-VANSTONE (Got) LADEN”  & he blamed infidel Jew dogs (Including me) & I’m blaming a group of galactic geriatric occult cowboys from Langley with nicknames like Butch Dick Joker & Batman & they in turn blame the devil yet he’s blaming them so as we get nowhere fast with recriminations lets gaily go with the dumbest possible story our leaders of state came up with after a 25-year head start & a decade since to rewrite reality & the on-message (His) story is…???

R-Reagan’s Port Wine was laced with stupid pills…

A Muslim Sheik impersonator in a cave in Afghanistan…

Sodom Hussein didn’t do-it but would have if he could have…

The Libyan Gaddafi was cloned as a future US president again…

I’m confused cause I’ve officially got Al-Queada’s old Heini disease…

It seems somebody’s planning to fly thermite into a skyscraper again…

Hey has anybody got good quality Columbian marching powder for sale…

Some Jewish presidents privately say blow won’t help but it sure won’t hurt either so seriously folks have you got any spare blow as the White House’s man cut off my supply & now even Harry won’t talk to me…

(Snicker-Snicker)

ROBBY (Ben-Astor) DANIEL…        © ®    12/9/11

PS: Excuse me finishing with a cynical little ranting whinge but with a completely non-conspiratorial (sic) black-op by-play happening around me 24\7 once again a group of people have got together to try to help me & in the process somehow again it’s handed the majority of control over my life back to the very people in “THE FAMILY”  (Cult) I’ve long been needing protection from since I’d been a very small boy & there’s been more kabala-type rape of innocent women friends or potential partners despite it’s big ‘PR’  machine claiming that all is squeaky clean & above board…

This was done by egotistical “ILLUMINATED KABALA DEVILS”  of the Satanic Hess descendant variety (Distant rellies) & as it’s now been going on non-stop for 37 years & more specifically 7 years in Melbourne alone you’d really have to have your head superglued up your non-conspiratorial existential arse without any hope of genuine harmony decency ‘OR’ even ethereal occult light from the Electric Light Orchestra not to think the whole damned agenda has long been a series of pre-planned scripted acts of purely Satanic Uber-bastardry designed to break my spirit & wound my heart enough to lay it bleeding & comatose at the feet of my oppressors…

Some people think the way forward is to just submit & ‘STFU’  but the horrible truth is over four & a half fully aware & genuinely enlightended decades of experience in Satanic black-ops tells me otherwise & also in addition to that being an illogical irrational & stupid thing to do the reality is I’ve been raised by a few old world soldiers not to let thorough bastards stand over me so it’s a little too late to turn me into Tweety-Pie…

‘GFY’s’

(Snicker)

Give-me liberty or give-me death…     RD…     14-9-2011

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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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