So I-said WARP-SPEED Captain Bush WARP-SPEED & Bush just got on the wrist phone to Langley & ordered some WARP-SPEED from their supply cupboard…

I’ve got my own apron…

I-nearly got in in Hendon…

(The funny bits are at the bottom)

Try a little tenderness or at-least use some KY-Jelly Zion…

Here’s some hopefully articulate humorous comment seriously affected by a misspent adolescence listening to far too many Monty Python sketches so this is simply humour about things you’re allowed to think about & know you know as well as some things classed as unknown unknowns that you‘re NOT allowed to think about or know you know or even know you don‘t know plus some cynical waffle to highlight the other sillier bits you’re not allowed to know you don’t know you know nothing about…

At-least you’ll know nothing until you’ve joined the Masons & reached the thirty third degree & you finally lay buried in a hole in the ground with a sprig of Cedar thrown in to remind you you’re really a god destined to be reborn unceasingly even though Christ’s prophecy about a “LAKE OF FIRE” will be fulfilled by the star exploding most likely by the end of the century & your mighty Masonic self has met a sad unthinkable reality this time around that sounds a little like a terminal case of no heartbeat in the temple & thus you won‘t be responding to anything other than curved space bent time magic bullets fake angels ethereal Viagra & fairy dust…

I’ve posted most of these comments underneath on various mostly quasi-scientific YouTube Video sites commenting about some of the subtly deceptive scientifically stupid unscientific spin on things like Curved Space Time & Magical Moon Landings & Manned Mars Missions outside of the earth’s protective magnetic field & also occasionally on some the total tripe spoken in the name of the state religion…

I’m simply distracting myself from the grief of personal loss & the ongoing physical pain from tumours & a broken neck & back & the humiliation & sorrow of many women who cared about me being raped &\or prostituted (Literally) & also even simple shite like sexual frustration & I’m doing so with humour by cracking jokes about various subjects because often it’s appearing more & more as if all they’re used for is to scientifically spin the average Joe Sixpack to the moon & back…

It’s almost as if he’s (She‘s?) (Jo-Anna Sixpack?) being spun by the employers of the financial religious & political scriptwriters & their half blind deaf & dumb & often stupid media minders who guide their leaders & it’s all to create the unscientific dribble empowering the spin behind decades of serial Neuro Linguistic Lobotomies on old Joe & Jo-Anna Sixpack & the Orwellian black-op way they‘re determined to keep on doing it simply cracks me up big time…

In part these are satirical comments underneath about the ways in which our society is governed & controlled by pure spin which the average political scientists will never own up to having applied in the first place prove the exact same points George Orwell Alexander Solzhenitsyn & even Christ tried to make as the purpose is to spin reality by using false history religion blackmail corrupt politics corrupt money pseudo science as well as games in the market place within the context of a harmonious lawful well ordered not necessarily inclusive way… (Snicker)

That proves that like those previous three great thinkers I’m obviously totally unstable like the British PM David Cameron said & a recalcitrant troublemaker Like President George Herbert Walker Toosh said so I’m merely using all the usual tricks of the radical writer such as sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and self effacing satire simply to partially derail that entire ludicrous train of fools (Or was that chain of fools?) but only to try to save the world from itself by carefully opening the can of worms without spooking any of the worms…

Otherwise I’d thus be guilty of recklessly causing another riot in Brixton within the impressionable minds of the world media & the millions of brain dead lobotomised sheep who follow every random thought on command or still better yet I’d be guilty of failing to help Washington Whitehall Windsor &\or Zion avoid another unavoidable death for Osama Bin (Vanstone) freaking Laden in either Arabia Texas or East Melbourne or Alabama Carlton North or Nevada or Afghanistan Pakistan Kohistan Hindustan Footscray (Is-Stan) or wherever his new safe house is.

(Snicker-Snicker)

The funny bits come later because here I’m only seeking to use the aforementioned sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and self effacing satire to explain exactly why it’s no longer an option for me to place any faith in the people or institutions who screwed me throughout my entire life & as my motives are exactly what I’ve said they are all along then perhaps once you can finally remember I’m both truthful & reasonably faithful too & it‘s you that should put a sock in it…

Maybe if those of you who’ve heard half of the who where why what how & when of the Satanic crimes performed in my life by the powers that be (sic) ever since my childhood then you’d understand my determination & once you realise the enormity of the shattered dreams stemming from broken promises which have already devastated my life & the lives of those I’ve loved then you’d wonder how in blazes I’d kept any SOH at all let alone a reasonably wry mature one…

My mom & the man who raised me taught me heaps…

Both were very tough & one was simply hard as nails…

I’m as good or better than anyone else who’s human…

Both of them had a truly wicked dry sense of humour…

If you understood that maybe you might finally be OK &\or RIGHT yourselves if you think I’m justified in my approach & if that extends to you finally taking what I’ve said in a positive light rather than in fascist Orwellian dishonesty as has been done by Washington & Whitehall ever since my youth then your humanity & perhaps even a spark of true divinity are showing through your petticoat…

But if not then even so I’ll kick back until I’ve got justice or I’m dead so that said (Again) Sigh) will my reality always be classed as unreasonable if it’s in defiance of the never ending pure shtick reason coming from those who rule us with deception to our loss & with deceit to our wellbeing & who persistently apply hypocrisy & double standards to every outcome that doesn‘t cause their own any losses…

I’ve been turning the other cheek for so long I’m almost dizzy & while I’m not a gold-digger I’m demanding justice or death now that it’s become plain I’m always being played without goodwill mercy or real intelligence so seeing as I’ve given up all hope in the intelligence of the people & have little hope in their goodness (Seeing as Christ himself refused to allow himself to be called good) will an unexpected geophysical shock wake me & the rulers & the rest of humanity from it‘s slumber in time to realise we’re basically following a scripted world agenda potentially written by the bods in the Monty Python writing team during the last acid house party they threw…

Most of you might never understand my inner rationale…

My past 32-years as a man has reinforced some of the cynical things older people told me & in addition to what my once reasonably innocent heart believed as a very small child I‘ve become aware & all up together it has already shaped who I’ve become & who I’ll be for the next 10,000 years & you frauds in politics religion occult & finance need to stop thinking you’re so much better than me when you’re not…

I’m planning to look the real Christ right in the eyes without bluff…

You shouldn’t try to teach me lessons about being some fraudulent New World Order “MEDIA POLLYANNA” publicly when in private during the many decades of my grief you’ve already proved over & over that you’ve never truly learned true morality yourselves as nearly all those in the ruling class have ever proved to me is that Santa Claus is as dead as god had to be to qualify for being described with that old Pagan root word we still monotonously use to describe our beloved state approved deity…

(The word god is an adjective & not a personal pronoun Nimrod)

Will humanity ever wake-up in time or will the space-time continuum get bent by the bods in Langley acting on behalf of Washington & Whitehall once again some time in the near future with me being screwed over one more time to teach everybody about the idiocy of feudal pomposity & the glory of submission to state fascism?

Anyway enough of the cynical waffle & let’s bring-on the humour…

Remember these are comments on specific videos on YouTube…

I’ve tried to make them funny so-as not to be too preachy…

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On a video about a successful Manned Mars Mission…

Anyone who didn’t do drugs or drop out before gaining a degree in physics knows PIXAR ANIMATED will get a contract for a manned Mars Mission by 2020 as a distraction to the USA’s next major war or economic meltdown so while Johnny Depp & Russell Brand voice the schizophrenic lead Astronaut role & Robin Williams does the gay-god slash robotic ET character Chevy Chase will voice a Hawaiian Negro playing with himself in a double role as the 2 leaders of the free world.

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On a NASA video explaining the space-time vortex…

If I-tried I’d put a curve in the space-time continuum with a $20 bottle of Jack Daniels & half a G of good weed & in my dreams fly a sweet woman to the moon & back though the radiation from high energy particles would kill mere mortals.

Half what BBC employees in Bush House spent on cocaine ten years ago could fund a contract for Pixar Animated to do a manned Mars Mission this Sept’ while the current cocaine budget in Capitol Hill in DC already likely found life on other planets.

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On a video featuring the usual global warming semantics…

Regarding most sunspot CO2 global warming science the dancing Wu-Shu Masters of Washington & Whitehall discovered that not only can you curve space & bend time you can also warp all the laws of solar physics merely by getting tenured scientists to repeat unscientific drivel about magnetic anomalies causing sunspots rather than the other way round & as for the reality of the star beginning to burn it’s iron just believe what you’re told then dance & SHAKE YOUR BOOTY on cue.

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On a video warning of the nasty carbon dioxide terrorists…

Someone ought to ban climate change so just pass another amendment to the Patriot Act & instead of 1\3 of the US Constitution sitting there all alone naked & bleeding & wondering what happened to it’s anal virginity just remove the whole freaking thing entirely then replace it with one single all powerful misconception & after doing the same thing to any recalcitrant religions govern the US & by direct implication the rest of the world with one big all powerful mater-faking delusion.

Simple!

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On a video featuring something about human star travel…

The phrase “Flying mother nature’s ‘Silver Seed’ (SS) to a new home in the sun” is from a hippy song in the 70’s & it’s more pregnant with black humour than you’d think at first because when (If) you reach the speed necessary for star travel you’d need a charged particle weapon capable of atomising anything in your way otherwise you’ll likely run smack into an unseen asteroid rogue planet or comet & total the craft & the star’s supernova you’re running from will catch up with you anyway!

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On another video postulating colonising the moon…

“Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth” (If that’s OK with you) but how much will be left after this goes down including solar debris impacting in the sea as Revelation prophesies along with earth wobbling as Christ prophesied probably from the poles of the sun reversing & dragging the earth’s core but post supernova I’m thinking the New Earth is in another solar system where souls Christ rescues from the fire are drawn to his planet within his heart & will be reincarnated in new flesh!

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On a NASA video about the moon landing theory…

This clip is just crying out for Chris Rock Eddie Murphy Robin Williams Jon Stewart Stephen Colbert & perhaps even Shaun Michaels & HHH from WWE to do a funny dub-over in a patriotic yet slightly ridiculous satirical metaphor or as they say in England & the Antipodes “TAKE THE PISS” & just as long as there’s no serious % of Columbian marching powder floating around in the space suits or in the control module or at Mission Command in Houston (Snicker) then it will be laughs all round.

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On Chris Rea’s “ROAD TO HELL” performance on Letterman…

Road to Hell or Highway to Hell or even a Goat Track to the ante-room for the delusion you choose which is Hades some people will rebel (Thank Yod Hod & God) (Snicker) & those that love freedom keep enough of their soul free so as to be able to tell the god of this world exactly where he can shtick his twisted heaven\hell retirement village for losers who bow & instead they go stand out in the darkness & wait for the star to go BANG & for Christ to find them in the post supernova fire!

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On a wrestling video comment about steroid use…

Best steroids in the WORLD came from Langley not to mention the best CRYSTAL METH crack heroin MDMA grass elephant tranquilliser sodium derivatives (Many) & horse Viagra (Snicker) & it was their steroids that bulked me up HUGE but as long as they’re cycled & used responsibly with real medical knowledge there’s nothing wrong with any of the shite except for the CRYSTAL METH which if you’ll excuse the pun really ought to be illegal (sic) because it destroys young lives!

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On yet another NASA moon-landing video…

Mother Mary had a little lamb called Christ & couldn’t stop him dying…

Houston’s NASA had a fleet of shuttles & couldn’t keep two of them flying…

The world economy wobbles ducks & weaves cause no-one’s really buying…

Has anyone got the overall presence of mind to realise it’s 21st century lying…

Mary had another little lamb & the doctors (Of the law) were surprised…

Old Macdonald had a farm down in OZ & no-one could believe their eyes…

Someone’s had America with magic bullets & moon landings far too long!

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On a video about black holes & their supernova cause…

Adults outside of play-school &\or Langley & not obligated to error may question the physics of stars going nova thru rubber band reality with their “BOUNCY-BOUNCY IRON CORE NOVA THEORY” & instead claim once hydrogen runs out & stars start burning their iron they become a ball of solar thermite & pressure & heat would soon cause any remaining deuterium to behave like the core of a hydrogen bomb which is kind of scary seeing as the sunspots are where our star already burns iron!

Ditto again…

Keep believing in your made-up deity if you wish (Christian Jew & Muslim) but understand the word GOD is an adjective meaning “SPIRIT OR SOUL OF A DECEASED PRIEST OR KING” & not a personal pronoun meaning ANGRY OMNIPOTENT OMNIPRESENT & OMNISCIENT & be prepared for physically existing deities called ENLIL who had science 4 billion years ago & who created Christ’s blastocyst from Mary’s egg & Joseph’s seed & who gave Christ’s faithful soul a body cloned from his ENLIL FATHER’S BODY after his earthly life was taken!

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Again the black hole video I-think…

(Sigh!) OK a little talcum powder will stop you getting the rubs by me saying hydrogen burnt rather than fused & obviously I-copulated your cat implying hydrogen could be volatile after it ceased fusing into helium but once there’s not enough hydrogen left to maintain fusion into helium it might still leave a few billion tonnes of deuterium (Hydrogen ions) left to go thermonuclear once temperature & pressure reach a tipping point & iron WILL burn with sulphur like thermite does!

Hmmm… Blah-blah blah-blah blah-blah blah blah blah-blah blah-blah blah & you can quote me because I’d heard that from the chief penis priest at Langley in the 60’s by word of MOUTH first HAND if you can HANDLE the pun & smutty innuendo… Seeing as you’re probably American (You’re forgiven my son) & don’t have enough gutter humour to reach old age filthy rich in Connecticut like Bernie then I-guess blah-blah blah-blah & you’ll just have to continue to 401-K until it hurts & you drop but once you finally realise the British Crown rules (Even Washington via Langley & the New York Press Gang using quantum physics & rubber-band blah-blah string theory) then blah-blah blah-blah blah & that should be obvious unless you‘re name is on the Homeland Security Blah-blah watch list… I-hope that’s cleared your misconceptions about the need for the “OFFICE OF HOMELAND BLAH-BLAH” (Inc) & maybe it’s even been able to unblock your sinuses in one swift enlightening alkaloid snort…

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ROBBY DANIEL… ® 13/8/11

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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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