Safety from hell is all relative for those who aren’t ever going to be held guilty of nothing…?

Please don’t read this if you’re a fool or an idiot…

Please don’t read this if you’re an orthodox anything…

Please don’t read this if you’re a patriot & a moron too…

How do you spell “SATIRICAL CYNICISM” grandma…

That depends on how big your gun is dear & how much money you‘ve got because the word is you spell it “^$%$&$%$^” if you want to just so long as if you’re American you first bribe all of the right people in US Treasury & the Office of Homeland Security & the Internal Revenue Service & you bribe surviving members of the old DEA or if you’re English you bribe the Home Office & the bods in Buckingham Palace & the fence sitters in Whitehall & also any of the surviving members of the USA DEA who knew about your Swiss bank accounts with the Hong Kong & British bank or if you’re Russian you contribute to Vlad-Putin’s re-election fund…

If you’re Australian you bribe people in John Howard‘s Prime Ministerial retirement fund or the John Howard Memorial Masonic Lodge Home for deceased Politicians or Bob Hawke’s old union buddies or the good people who wind up the large collection of antique clocks in Paul Keating‘s church if it‘s on a Good Friday or on one of the other one hundred & eighty two days per year that tend to happen either side of it…

Does that answer your question dear…?

I-sure think so grandma I-sure think so…

Ay is that ‘WHITEWATER’ over there grandma…

Just you shut-up & drink your blood now dear…

My what fooking-big teeth you’ve got grandma…

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Why is religious delusion nice & warm & comfy…

Some humans professing to follow Christ insist on worshipping St-Saul Paul the apostle of the supposedly dead god that some comical hard-arsed Jews from around the Middle Ages who didn’t fully understand the high-tech nature of Abram’s original physically existing deity simply called “ABBA-CADAVER” or rather Father Cadaver which is where the word Abracadabra comes from & why do people think they’re doing Christ some sort of a favour believing in the big magic-shtick in the sky anyway…

Pretending to be believing in him is probably 10,000 times more pointless than not believing at all & believing in the fake heaven that grew out of early Christianity’s twisted religious traditions after Saul & the big occult cheese called Clement of Rome in 100AD is certainly pointless once you discover the whole holy (sic) afterlife thing goes west in a fiery nuclear magnetic holocaust post-supernova while completely ignoring a direct instruction to base all of the relevant faith on an in depth understanding & obedience to Christ’s teachings & commands while others destined to have their house fall think they’re doing themselves a favour ignoring Christ’s command that they faithfully obey them & so pretending to believe while ignoring Christ’s preconditions would have to be the most heartrendingly pointless exercise on the planet short of voting either Democrat or Republican or blowing a fuse & doing a deliberate Chad by voting Democrat & Republican at the same freaking time…

As to how or why Christ could have lost so much authority & street-credo within the church over history compared to St Saul maybe St Saul has or had more grace & charisma than Christ did or perhaps maybe Saul had more occult knowledge & far more political influence among Roman elite through consensual mutual communion of their groins via their secret passwords & the Jewish kabala than Christ had both before Saul went to Rome & after he faked his own death there…

After all Saul was indeed a ranking Jew among all ranking Jews & furthermore a full member of the Great White Brotherhood (Really) whereas Christ was only ever just the deluded backwoods hick carpenter they’d claimed & only a self-taught mystic with dubious genealogy…

Everyone connected with the status-quo of feudal pomposity already knows that Christ was a self made problem stemming from a seemingly never ending compulsion for total veracity in effect making him appear disorderly while St Saul was of the establishment & was quite the communicator to all whereas again Christ had that particular type of personality that just deliberately rubbed people the wrong way if he thought they were dogs pigs fools Judas bastards or simply devils…

Maybe Saul should have been the Christ & Christ should have played the fake puppy-dog St Saul & then we might all now be pretending to worship the religious genius Saul Christ Almighty like some pretend to worship Christ now but if all that sounds like it’s profoundly stupid then maybe we should all actually be obeying the words of Christ as-if they were commands like we now seem to obey the words of St Saul & I’m wondering why a god knowing everything didn’t think of making Saul Christ & Christ Saul & why it didn‘t occur to him earlier because surely he could have saved us from 2000-years of stupidity…?

Anyway seeing as many Jews of the earlier ages were all happy making a little religious satire with their Father Cadaver joke in reference to those among the Christian church whom they claimed made a deity out of the rotting corpse of Christ after supposedly stealing it from the tomb & supposedly then stashing it in another tomb for safekeeping &\or worship or religious veneration which was after all the only natural expectation after what the Jewish religious & political leaders had told them then seeing that I‘m genetically mostly Jewish it‘s probably going to be OK for me to make a few funnies as-well then too isn‘t it…

Every stupid brainless hard hearted moronic thought & action that has ever been thought or done throughout history had a reason & often the reason was the church was corrupted by superstition from St Saul’s words to forget what they knew & worship a deceased Baal deity with occult control of the soul creating a heavy duty influence over the bottom three charkas instead of worshipping a high-tech free thinking morally upright laterally rational deity of flesh Abram worshipped & although you might not immediately understand why that explains why Jewish comedians of the early Christian Dark Ages & Middle Ages doing their big shtick stand up comedy routines in the royal courts & public amphitheatres had no particular reason to need to hold rational views on the subject as supposedly no-one had ever told them what they didn‘t know or at least that‘s their story & they‘ve been shticking to it for 2000-years now…

Seeing as in their secret religious myths they all secretly accuse themselves & their Zionist masters of possessing all knowledge & all ancient wisdom maybe they already knew & for some reason hadn’t told others & thus just had such great material about everything they never saw except what they didn’t see of their own errant stupidity…

You have to admit jokes about the stolen dead body of a dead deity are pretty funny but Abba-Cadaver indeed & never mind Christ received a cloned ‘ENLIL’ body in his resurrection because not only would the world’s ruling Jews & especially the world’s all knowing all wise & all powerful Illuminati clique of WW2 financiers descended from Norman Zionist ruling Jews who autocratically rule all average Jews look pretty silly back tracking on their claim to secretly possess all possible occult & historical hidden knowledge of the past 400,000-years in heavens hells earth & in Hades but if they ever had to take reality or truth seriously they‘d also lose the funniest religious put down of the last 3000-years with the Abba-Cadaver thing & they‘d also be unable to laugh at themselves…

Oh-hang on they’ve lost that bit already haven‘t they…

Well that’s apart from the one where all Christians are now fully free to use the truth about the Zionist Jewish obsession with the human anus in their kabala & the truth about their rather kinky sexual obsession both with the private parts of other Jews & also with their pet kosher-goyim humans in their role of being anal genital vessels of all possible knowledge of the godhead not already wholly residing within the Jewish male genitals…

There’s another joke where anyone wanting to perform Jewish (?) kabala on the cloned ‘ENLIL’ body Christ was given at his resurrection would have to stand on a ten foot step ladder because being around twenty feet tall fully grown the kind of physically existing humanoids that were our original gods carried their anus close to ten feet off of the ground…

As it’s common knowledge in secret societies that the font of god consciousness & human occult knowledge all either resides within the anus or rather the ‘BACK-PARTS’ of whatever god you believe in or in the genitalia of the seeker of truth & can only ever be found by spiritually searching & inquiring through the groin of the male practitioners of the kabala including the Zionist priests & adept lords of the Masonic occult masters of ancient wisdom then that does present a problem when at best the human Willie is three feet off the ground & a possible union with the big-guy god-anus is still seven feet higher than that…

Thus whenever the Tetragrammaton (sic) is here in person or on the new earth all orthodox Jews would all have to melt down the seven tiered gold candelabra of their‘s & turn it into the holy golden seven-step foot ladder of god as Moses instructed them to in the secret parts of the Talmud so they can sanctify their hope of reaching the Jewish promised land…

(Snicker-Snicker) (Tetra-what…?) (Snicker-Snicker)

Anyway seeing as Jews themselves were the first to take up the golden sceptre of religious satirical smiting of the heathen pagans then with my sincere ongoing apologies & regret to the mother & grandmother of the Egyptian Jewish prophet mystic & big shtick magician Moses the elite occult desert shepherd & his Egyptian Jewish brother Aaron who was the one with the magic shtick in traditions of Jewish kabala mysticism who were the first to amaze pharaoh’s magi’s with the number of wet towels they could hang on their god rods & with the mysticism of such a genuinely magical snake shtick or a woody or an erection as we call them that just wouldn’t go away but instead found their way into god’s back parts in the desert (Baa-Baaa Black-sheep) well you just have to admire the chutzpah of Moses for building a cohesive religion out of that one…

If it’s true what modern Jews say about Moses creating the kabala which it isn‘t then it’s obvious why they won’t let truth wielded by mongrel heathen goyim Jews like me intrude on good religion so I‘m often very afraid that things are different now & I‘ll definitively have to wave my own funny little magic laughing shtick around for a while until the magic returns…

(Snicker-Snicker)

I’ll laugh at them & at you & me & at their gods too at least up until I‘m feeling a serious dose of rigour-mortis set in or I’m finally making sense of the pretzel logic that most of the leaders of most of the world’s religions use to justify the huge gaps in spiritual & scientific reality which they’ve papered over with theology based on the shifting desert sands of Egypt…

When god-fascists shill religion using occult humour it’s usually about as valid & relevant as intellectual rice paper or in the case of America‘s Masonic establishment with it’s Jews & Christians preaching fear about the illegitimate Muslim offspring of Abram & Isaac maybe they base it on how ‘BIG‘ their Grand Poobar’s poo-bar is or they base religious humour on how big the next federal deficit is going to be which is huge & thus extremely bloody funny before they say one single word…

Whenever someone not recognised as Jewish like me ever dares complain about a Jew doing the Jewish kabala by finding the god of Moses in their genitals while choc-a-block in someone’s poop-shute they can paint over it with bucket loads of blood red undercoat or PR-Spin & then the whitewash thrown by Rabbis with media muscle & lawyers blackmailing government so that all parts of everything look great on the outside like a shiny new tomb even if as Christ said on the inside it‘s full of corruption & spiritual death & moral decay & real dead men women & kid’s too but bugger this was meant to be satire & not cynicism…

I’ll not forget Christ & Baptist & St Stephen & Peter & all of their mothers were Jewish as were the mothers of most of the prophets & if you’re Jewish you shouldn’t allow yourself to try to ignorantly dismiss my own Jewish genealogy but while I’m respectful of the faith of those who’ve stayed true I’m sort of vaguely not very curious about the mindset that wants to claim the heritage of the patriarchs & the hundreds of unrecorded prophets while then worshipping Baal devils by calling them ’THE-LORD’ while attacking anyone accusing them of being faithless heartless thieving murdering perverts which many of them are or simply serving the god of this world by associating a Jewish identity with supporting the agendas of Zionist criminals seeking world domination at any cost…

My sincere insincere apologies to the mother of St Saul or Paul the Christ or whatever you may wish to call him depending on your religion who was secretly a bit of a freaking religious comedian himself having long been a secret society member & disciple of an early Jewish Great White Brotherhood Zionist adept called Gamaliel who just like Saul had also helped murder St Stephen back in the day & whose hidden Baal god was really the same one Saul later claimed hates you for your errors (Sins) & so to make it right needs to see blood blood blood blood plus burnt child & cattle flesh & more blood to make everything better as history & scripture has already shown & he obviously doesn‘t mind seeing anal sex & human sacrifice done within the kabala occult services too either…

With accusations of omnipotent obvious all-consuming anger as St Saul labelled the real Christ’s father with maybe it was true that like so many whack-job theologians seem to imply god was so darned angry with anyone who wasn’t one of his three central personalities that he’d decided that as the error of the Jews represented the rest of humanity & someone had to pay then it might as well be one of them & to avoid accusations of bias he made sure it was one of him being one of them…

Too much wine or too many mind-stupefying drugs anyone…?

According to their promised potential albeit that recorded in their own scripture the Jews were born to be a nation of priests & according to their own interpretations of their scriptures they were also born to rule earth as god so god made Jews guilty of murdering his self-son according to the weirder parts of the Judeo-Christian theology so he’d have something recognisable on the rack to forgive them about but only if that was after making them guilty of not being born innocent & believing a delusion …

He probably made up all of that triune-god stuff because he‘s sulking & he’s still rather embarrassed about all the intellectual drivel expressed in his name while remaining righteous enough to want to punish you for the rotten things you’ve done & the ones you haven’t done yet…

He’ll also love you deeply at the very same time & to do that he needs be in three places at the same time because that way he can outsmart & confuse the devil & save you from his righteous anger without anybody waking up to the fact that large parts of the classic establishment interpretations of the religious scripture have long looked like Cecile B D-Mille producing the Wizard of Oz crossed with his Ten Commandments…

According to the right reverend Benny Hinn or was that the extremely irreverent comedian Benny Hill he’s omnipotent omniscient omnipresent & a cosmic magi too according to some so couldn’t he just laugh it off & rewrite reality with a flash of god-magic & give the omnipotent hellfire trip up & get over it by turning stale ‘PISS-CHRIST’ urine into sweet-sweet love & divine peace & harmony to save us all…

Maybe within magic shtick religious reality he can’t because although he’s omnipotent omniscient & omnipresent in three places at the same time & although he loves you so well he‘s willing to murder himself for you it would upset the divine balance of Looney-tune theology & thus with that particular piece of blatant Satanic doublespeak having hijacked Christianity & Judaism excuse-me while I’m kissing the sky with my cynical satire & then I’ll go lay down for a snooze & while I‘m at it maybe I‘ll put a bit of talcum powder on my manhood & play some mind-games with my brand new Judeo-Christian kabala god just a little…

(Snicker-Snicker)

Thinking of that bizarre non-reality in Rome that the Norman Zionist Illuminati forces never captured & controlled after a four year siege between 1080 & 1084 (sic) & thinking of the politics & sociology of the finances of modern day Christianity they might fare better under St Saul if they took the felt pen out & changed Christ’s words around until they were better suited to the kinds of religion we’ve become attached to & thus gave us massive new insights into our New World Order religion…

We should scribble out the word ‘COMMAND’ anywhere it appears within Christ’s words if it implies Christ spoke with authority & replace it with the a less threatening word like ’SUGGESTION’ & also take the word ’TEACHING’ away & merely replace that with the more modern phrase ’SHAGGY-DOG STORY’ & replace any other words or phrases that might seem to imply some kind of capacity for spiritual knowledge or real world understanding so all of that can be easily reinterpreted…

Then we retranslate anything we wish by running through them with the pen or maybe we could even rip the whole page out or go the whole hog & attempt to ban scripture whatever religion it’s from & also rewrite history like Zionist Internationals did in Cambodia a while back big time…

Anyone for a post-neutron bomb year one…?

We can also change any words or phrases that imply a capacity for intellectual excellence or political skill being attributed to Christ & can all be reinterpreted to say whatever the master Lucifer wants just like it is in real world politics every day where truth becomes as relevant as the colour of the jockstrap big brother was wearing in George Orwell‘s 1984 novel which unless I‘m sadly mistaken was the same chartreuse colour as little-brother John Howard brought for big-brother Bush senior during an informal little exchange of gifts & bodily fluids in 1998 sometime…

(Ouch)

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Heavenly humour…

Have you heard the one about where the lord god almighty is surveying his kingdom up in heaven & obviously in our particular kosher spin where-else would he be & he sees the fence between heaven & hell has fallen down so he tells the devil to fix it & the devil just says no & says he won’t do it & so god says to the devil that if he doesn’t fix the fence he’ll take him to court & the devil just laughs at the impotency of the lord god almighty because the devil knows he’s got all the lawyers down there in hell with him while the lord god almighty got all of the wizards & warlocks & the Republican warlords plus all of the other good Christian wankers & bankers & other chiefs of philosophy & politics…

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You might not have heard the Judeo-Christian heaven is going to be a great place to buy a used car guaran-damn-teed to get five miles up the road before breaking down & because it will be full of the Masonic Wizards Warlocks Warlords Wankers & the Bankers whose occult built it with the power of their minds they’ve a right to be rewarded for having financed & run the whole occult shill for total world control all of their lives…

It’s going to be a great place to have a rival killed or to do some drug wholesaling or paedophilia or get elected or get a blowjob or simply because it really is heaven even sell an old house at three times it’s real world quick resale market value to the old couple whose 401-K’s are about to get nuked by Bernie bloody Madeoff right on cue & right on schedule too…

The quick resale amount will always be it’s true market value but the buyer will rarely know that & the seller will be involved with the finance broker who will likely be his thirteenth cousin & they’ll gladly finance you for three times what the quick resale value of the house is worth & then if (When) you default after another prearranged credit squeeze they’ll foreclose & & sell it again for four times what it’s worth to some recent newbie to the eternal right of the rich to get richer by making the poor get poorer…

Heavenly rewards…

Of course Jimmy Bakker & Jimmy Swaggart & Billy Graham & Jessie Duplantis & Oral Roberts & Kenny Copeland & all of the other big swinging dicks of that ilk will all have huge mansions built on the many artificial lakes your tithes to ‘THE-LORD’ will have to pay for & all with the obligatory hot & cold young Negro servants in all seventeen bathrooms Southerners grew to expect to be on hand to pamper their every whim &\or desire whatever that may turn out to be & that’s already after all of the cocaine & the Viagra has been passed around which is only fair & it’s what ‘THE-LORD‘ must reward them & their wives with for all of the years of harsh sacrifice they had to put up with making the others go through…

With those brand new healthy eternal bodies of theirs they’ll likely be able to keep an erection going for three weeks before even reaching for the cocaine or the Viagra which again will also not be in short supply because it is after all heaven & the one who always got you to finance them & who was known as Jehovah Jireh or ‘THE-LORD WHO IS MY PROVIDER‘ would be sure to make certain the good old Masonic homeboys from the South & any surviving carpetbaggers from the North who were in good standing in the lodge could always set-a-spell & feel right at home…

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The politicians heaven…

Maybe Abbot & Costello or the Three Stooges could do a skit here about that one & even though you’re going to say hang-on a minute they’re all dead so well then fool maybe the penny is about to drop & suddenly you’ll wake-up before you die & go to yourself in a flash of inspirational homily by realising that really is the whole point of the Judeo-Christian heaven…

It‘s full of dead people who cut a deal with the god of the world & the god of this world or the ‘PRINCE OF THE POWER OF THE AIR‘ as the Christ described him was a physically existing priest & political king on this earth prior to the flood & that‘s hardly funny once you remember Christ‘s temptation & Christ implying only those who worship him gain total control of the twisted lying politics of this sad silly doomed world…

It’s full of dead people including god himself & that’s the whole point of the bigger picture joke about believing in things that you don’t understand & when awareness about that reaches the religious enlightenment stage & you realise it must include the as-above so-below principle only then can you begin to see the darkness hiding behind the so-called light & the reality proving that if it‘s screwed up here it was there first…

Beware…

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Solving the goyim problem…

Post-modern mythical Jewish spiritual reality or the “Hysterical paranoia” of the Jewish people regarding the goyim problem as those among the staff of the federal forensic psychiatrists union who won’t ever be getting their research grants renewed this year call it could soon be on the wane with a new discovery scientists & experts in the fields of nuclear biomedicine & germ warfare based computer generated war games have made…

Along with the consequences of germ warfare neutron bombs & advanced charged particle weapons & the nuclear physics which brought them to us the new potential for a better reality for the world we choose occurred when a lone computer accidentally discovered that most of the stupider questions it‘s programmers were ever likely to ask it would all cease not long after a full neutron bomb strike was launched on everyone who wasn’t in President George Herbert Walker Bush‘s underground compound or in the bunker of the husband of his thirteenth English cousin…

Everyone not in his 13th cousin’s underground bunker where senior experts in the fields of AI & serial sheep buggery agree ancient wisdom is hiding will all be safe there yet nobody dares ask why ancient wisdom hides & isn’t doing something logical truthful or constructive on the surface of the planet after the mess they’ve made of the last sixteen decades…

Even simple common sense let alone pretend wisdom is as rare as the rocking horse shite of your childhood & actual wisdom is never seen let alone heard & as for that ancient wisdom there or the wisdom of the ancients as some see it well that’s said to reside within the skill it takes to tell a good lie & to shut-up when someone else is too as well or at least that‘s how some in the Masonic lodge still see it…

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The wisdom on the head of the Anglican church…

This may become something like an informed digital literary requiem mapping a satirical Satanic mass morning the passing of intelligent morality which was always going to be destined to be sacrificed on the altar of banal political stupidity designed to take the public‘s mind off of the steady creep-creep of kabala influence & religion across all spheres of finance government media religion condom manufacture armaments wholesaling & washing machine manufacture & all designed to protect us from the other god-bod humans that need protecting from us…

Religiously & also spiritually & morally we’re being dissected with the blunt end of the blade of a life lived without our public media or third estate ever once being allowed to use honest critique with irreverent humour by the fiat of the current ruling ignorance of our age & the cold angel of neutron bomb death is still waiting in the wings with that high-tech scythe of his or hers which has long been sharpened & honed with the enforced belief in things that don’t exist like the ancient wisdom hiding in GHW-Bush’s or his cousin’s husband’s underground compound…

Or ditto the same in Prince Phillip‘s nuclear shelter bunker & the pressure to hold unbelief in things that do exist like both of those coons making a fortune out of their manufacture of both the bombs & indirectly out of the design & manufacture of their magnetic-lift cigar shaped so-called UFO delivery vehicles & thus the semen ‘LADEN’ idiocy the common man is still stuck with is increasing simply because some still pretend it ever once mattered what the hell in Hades the little people thought…

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The ancient spiritual wisdom of the state…

For the sake of real ancient wisdom (sic) things such as a decent spiritually intelligent design in life within the instructions for intended morality which men like Christ brought into the mind of the masses must be sacrificed for the rubber band reality of the masses or the string theory intelligence of the scientists & all on the altar of the angels of politically correct niceness by never ever offending the upper class twits with the money guns lawyers occult knowledge &\or power drugs & government…

They use them to rule us & everyone else & it’s partly for that reason I’m cracking jokes while morning the losses to the minds hearts bodies souls & even lives of the little ones & the temporary or permanent inability of the Jews to laugh at themselves & the instability of the religions of state who are also without the ability to laugh at themselves which is kind of sad when you finally realise how ridiculous they are…

There’s a big multiple millennia long scam going on & thus us they need to control all of the norms they secretly suspect of having the capacity of thinking for themselves or of not being as stupid or corrupt as their rightful lords & masters desire & thus furthermore for these reasons all world media needs to be press ganged into the urgent task of ensuring SFA real world stimulus in the form of factual information ever gets to the masses to thus stop them thinking about thinking about things they shouldn’t be thinking about & all because the kosher New World Order doesn’t want them making others think which would obviously make things bad for everyone at least if you think about it for a bit…

(Snicker-Snicker)

Many of those muffs employed within the media whose job is to always conceal & never reveal & always be spinning if you’re grinning eventually all help create or support the deceptions that hide the political lies & support the sicko occult crimes which themselves eventually support real evil in a big-big way & after doing the long term will of the idiocy we worship in religion or government they will always get found out glorifying in the fascist powerlessness of the dead gods they’re still serving but which most would claim not to believe in & never to worship…

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Wisdom on the Zionist Jewish holocaust denials…

I’ve been literally forced to grow up within some of the most Satanically ludicrous pretzel logic on the planet & from what I’ve learned firsthand from those who ran it & from those dogs who fetch the ball for them I’ve learned that all their support structures are obscene & that’s whether they’re the sick Jewish jokes like the hidden “Adolph (Ben-Astor) Hitler” story or the older funnier ones like the ones St Saul gave to St Peter St James & St John to get an occult handle on the early church…

If you don’t understand the connection then please use the old grey matter & go back to the previous paragraph & ask what you don’t yet know about everything & if you have the knowledge resource & ability also ask about the thinking Christ’s teachings inspired…

(Do try to remember Christ was a true Jew)

When Saul visited the early Christian church his only goal was to distract them from the dynamic teachings of the Christ & he achieved that by using occult spin to keep them all occupied to avoid them accidentally using too much of the old grey matter as he was serving the order of the ages as a Jewish Judas goat who got blinded by the light & thereafter every fool & his frog cut Saul a little slack because he was so freaking brilliant…

(sic)

After reading Christ’s words & thinking deeply & then putting them into play in their daily lives lots of people were being set free from the religious lies of the state & the political crap that the system & the establishment ruling it used to govern & if you ask who’s in charge they‘re the old-god support mechanisms for Mayan Aztec & Egyptian blood rituals & they’re used to give human food to them through literally feeding the eggs of their gods with blood & whatever hatches out of them the blood…

Don’t see the relative connection yet humans…?

Still waiting for a manned Mars mission are we…?

The 5.6-million Jewish slaves held captive underground within the parts of the Nazi Holocaust you’ve never yet ever been honestly openly told about became food when they were having a near death experience after they were nearly worked to death & I’m daring to suggest the worn out bodies of those worked to death underground WILL become food for something that was never quite human so be careful about which bits are so freaking damn funny here…

Be careful about that & be careful which bits aren’t funny & yes mother cyanide bullets actually DO kill vampires if indeed such things have more relevance than the magic bullets & the moon landings MIA’s & the other pieces of official waffle like the Muslim Terror threat that isn’t financed by the US Taxpayer but you either need armour piecing bullets to get through the scales or you need to aim for the few soft bits all beings have…

Is that still satirical enough mother…?

Recently after having a brainwave despite the extremely funny real world full frontal lobotomy the Jews gave me up my nose in Canberra to silence me as a witness to decades of unofficial evil I’ve decided everyone needs to stop thinking about anything the nightly news & daily talkback shows don’t tell them & totally conform outright & not merely pretend…

Believe whatever religious political historical & occult crap the system throws you whatsoever & maybe they’ll let you keep on living until you die from physical death (Snicker) so to that end why don‘t we all take some really good drugs like MDMA instead of thinking until then…

Ban thinking completely for the sake of real world peace & harmony then any smart arse not staying shite-faced enough according to experts & authorities can get help from medical science in the form of a rubber hose up their nose as well as being herded off to a US Taxpayer funded FEMA feed lot coming soon to a town like your’s near you…

Oh that was SO bitchy but so-very true…

Not funny yet though but I‘m working on it…

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Standard religious shtick…

A popular phrase many people use sometimes when the idiocy of the political state or the religion of fascism overwhelms us is “HEAVEN HELP US” & yet if you really understood the as-above so-below principle & the reality of what the standard non-intellectual knee-jerk religious reaction to the word god has now become by both plan & Satanically stupid serendipity then you’d soon change your response damn damned quick…

If the rest of you continue with the old religious delusion then the phrase “HEAVEN HELP US” might change one day too late & become something more similar to what the Pauline wankers in Christianity claim about Christ rescuing us from a psychotic cosmic magician cum-omnipotent deity who wants to torment all us peeps in the eternal fire within his god-soul whenever we miss the mark we were aiming for…

It would then become “CHRIST PROTECT-US FROM GOD & PROTECT US FROM HEAVEN HELL ANGELS & DEVILS AS-WELL” & obviously that’s irreligious & I’m a free thinking radical heretic who should die a horrible death like being nailed to a freaking Roman Jewish cross or burnt at the stake maybe or have my heart torn out & offered upon the holy altar to ‘YOD HOD & GOD’ before I’m found to be infecting the rest of humanity with my unspoken faithful freedom & truth shite…

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Again the as-above & so-below principle big time…

Along with the bigger meaning of what Christ meant saying “SINCE THE DAYS (Death) OF THE BAPTIST VIOLENT MEN TAKE THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN BY FORCE” you’d soon enough realise that heaven is full of bad-guys & eternal arseholes as well as a smattering of lambs sheep goats dogs pigs fools & righteous people who weren’t very wise…

Nearly all of the faithful hard bastards have to go & stand out in the darkness waiting for their rescue from the post supernova ‘LAKE OF FIRE’ Christ prophesied & as each day passes I’m realising & accepting that’s the one & only place which is ever going to be where you can be free of the religious hypocrisy & double standards that rule our world under the influence of the ‘PRINCE OF THE POWER OF THE AIR’ who is literally the real god of this screwed up world as Christ understood it…

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Does your religion comfort you…?

Speaking of becoming spiritual wise in the eternal sense while you can be eternally smart only if you die smart the reality is that despite the omnipotent (sic) “JEEEZE-ARSE” of the Graham Swaggart Bakker Hinn Copeland & Duplantis crew you’ll always stay dumb thereafter if at the point of death you’re dying dumb & that’s no matter what you believe-in about St Jesus (Jew-Zeus) the omnipotent god of the Pauline Christians & the very same thing is true about all (Human) saints & believers & non-believers as-is true about dogs pigs sorcerers perverts liars nincompoops thieves & murderers in that if you die dumb stupid evil naïve worthless or smart you’ll always stay that way in the afterlife thereafter…

That’s how it is & always will be at-least until (If) you survive the post supernova solar system wide ‘LAKE OF FIRE‘ & that may become obvious to you only when you finally understand that St Pollyanna the Divine doesn’t rule in the afterlife & never has & never will & neither does your pope priest preacher President or your lodge master & if you’re planning on taking a spin at the cosmic roulette wheel of life & death maybe you should have taken Christ’s particular viewpoints into account before you bet your soul on it & that‘s especially if you secretly believe in the god of this world & you‘re counting on the number Black-13 coming up 36,000 times in a row on 365,000 successive days of the year…

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Thinking about what you don’t know… (Snicker)

There was one parable of Christ that literally confounded me & that’s even though I’d literally already known the truth behind it when only seven years old thanks to looking into the eye of the tiger & seeing the devil already & it’s the one where Christ implied non-kabala (Non-pervert) wise spiritual virgins faithful to his teaching & to his commands & who didn’t fook with their own souls or with the souls of others had no place to rest within the ‘LIGHT’ (sic) of the god of this world whom so many wrongly think is Christ’s father so maybe you could just begin to see that the standard god heaven Jesus delusion that Benny Hill & Michael Palin never got around to roasting in public is far sadder & funnier than you have ever once truly genuinely known…

The god of this world commands you never mention reality & through the religions of state continues to paint the pre supernova heaven as a kind of eternal Disneyland but beware fellow hitchhikers through the valley of the shadow of death because it’s long been one existing within spiritual deception & false occult light of the soul of Lucifer himself…

(Really)

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Political safety & human rights…

With my personal perspective I’d never have lasted ten seconds in the court of King James by always telling the truth but I’ve read my bible anyway & I’m aware of the civil law & hopefully as we’ve supposedly banned the old fix of burning heretics like bad me at the stake then I’m temporarily safe from sad painful endings like that but unfortunately unless lots of things change really-really quickly I’m only temporarily safe…

If I’d been an army general or some other kind of bigwig in the Third Reich & had at one time or another wanted to be master & owner of my own soul in real time then there’s no doubt I’d have either had to give up & just give my soul to Lucifer or put four bullets through the man that was Adolph (Ben-Astor) Hitler’s immediate political superior which was Herman Goering & then one through the head of Herr Hitler himself & then the world being what it is I’d have had to follow that by turning the gun on myself & hopefully not be using a lousy little five shot thirty-eight revolver…

(One-two-three-four-five Oh-Oh…)

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What if you’ve been trained to be stupid since childhood…

What if Christ possessed one of the greatest human intellects of the last 100,000-years & was accurate rational knowledgeable & was aware of every single thing he knew & anything he didn’t really know & what if the ‘LAKE OF FIRE’ he mentioned had something to do with the true cause of global warming as well as the sunspots being a generalised as well as localised lack of hydrogen fuel in the star our silly little planet currently orbits & what if it wasn’t just our religions that lied to us about reality but also our media & our government & also that nice gym teacher that insists on watching us to see we shower properly after gym class..

What if the real gods that visited Abram really did physically exist like the Hebrew scriptures clearly say & what if they really did do IVF on Sarah as well as Mary for the scientific conception of Christ’s blastocyst using Joseph’s seed & Mary’s eggs but did the conception of seed & egg orbiting far above Jerusalem in what the three wise men thought was a new star but which was really only the sun reflecting off of the hull…

What if physically existing high-tech deities don’t park their eternal city next to extremely immanent supernovas like our star will soon enough become after the last of it’s hydrogen runs out following the reversal of north & south poles simply because otherwise they don’t have a star-ship for very long in cosmic terms & what if almost everything you knew except the core teachings of Christ is & always was absolute total crap…

That‘s not very funny or satirical though is it…

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The gods above & the gods below & the shite in the middle…

What if angels (sic) overseeing the offering of (Human) blood to the gods & the nailing people to the cross shite & burning people of both Wicca & Christian at the stake in the 1600’s etc once again gained the kinds of total control they’re currently seeking through true believers (sic) of the day on earth & thus in heaven too & once again by the shear weight of the stupidity of their numbers either pre or post neutron bomb insanity then recreate the errors of the past on our lovely blue lonely planet…?

One response would be has anybody got a match or fire extinguisher because it’s always good to be helpful & obey everyone with a valid lawful reason to be a cosmic dildo & if you really need to burn us at the stake as heretics again well sure as Sammy or Saul or whatever I’ll not seek to rain on your parade there brothers & sisters & while on that line perhaps if I’d been a Guatemalan I’d also agree to cut my own genitals off & stuff them in my own mouth to avoid giving US Government employees nightmares as so many who served down there & in Phoenix have already had as that‘s bound to make a heaven you‘d like a better place & the hell (Hades) you‘d like to avoid turn out to be not so-bad after all…

(Snicker-Snicker)

Help-me grandma cause I’m drowning in a sea of fools…

Pigs fly & dogs-paddle boy so just keep trying until you can’t…

Robby (Ben-Astor) Daniel.. ® 2011

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About spacelizardlaw

Hmmm... Christ implied prophetical people like me get monuments built for them once they're dead so Ye-Hah & Whoopee & don't spare the embalming cream...
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